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Post by ProudPotter17 on May 27, 2010 15:32:17 GMT
2 men chatting about footy when one goes ''Word on the street is Someone broke into vale park last night''. other replied ''bloody hell did they nick the cups'' ? ''No no they didnt make it to the kitchen''  Nice Poonal  Reub  |
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2010 16:51:03 GMT
Not a Vale joke but one of my all time favourites
Woman gives birth and after splatting it out, the doctors and nurses are horrified and immediately rush the baby off. The mother, in a case of extreme panic, screams out to know whats going on. A nurse comes back and says 'i'm afraid we've got some bad news'.
Mother - 'oh know, what is it?'
Nurse - 'I'm afraid he was born with a condition that means he'll be permanently disabled, and probably wont ever have the ability develop friendships or socialise (and ok, to make it about Vale) and will probably end up being a Vale fan'
Mother - 'thats terrible...whats wrong, tell me I need to know'
Nurse - 'I'm afraid to say...he's a ginger'
(no offence intended to any freaks ginger haired folk)
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Post by orlandostokie on May 27, 2010 18:16:15 GMT
What do you call an intelligent blond at Vale Park?
A guide dog.
I'm here all week ...........
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Post by Ron Burgundy on May 27, 2010 18:26:12 GMT
I sat in the Bycars End for one Vale home match, and said to the bloke nearest me...
"OI, MATE, CAN YOU CHUCK US YOUR LIGHTER DOWN HERE A SEC?"
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Post by Paddypotter on May 27, 2010 19:24:27 GMT
Vale fan walked into a bar and asked for 8 pints of bitter to be placed on the bar, then proceeded to gulp them down one after the other, then he asked for 8 pints of guiness and did the same with them. then he asks for 8 pints of lager and does the same with them, then he says to the barmaid " do you sell shorts?" yes she replies. Good says he I need a pair I've shit mine.
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2010 20:08:01 GMT
A vale fan was caught climbing over the Walls of the stadium in match day.
The police spotted him and shouted to him "oi! Get back in and watch"
Coat on, taxi ordered...
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Post by porthillstokie on May 27, 2010 21:20:31 GMT
police stop a drunkdriver, & give him a breath test, driver pulls out an nhs card reading "this man is asthmatic dont take his breath" so hes asked 2giv blood, a 2nd nhs card is shown reading "this man is anemic dont take his blood" so hes asked 2do a urine test, a 3rd nhs card is shown reading "this man is a PORT VALE fan please dont take the piss" !
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Post by johnnypotter on May 28, 2010 23:23:24 GMT
The vale trophy room was broken into last night and everything was stolen, the police spokesman said they looking for 50 square feet of black and white carpet
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Post by dawhalster on May 29, 2010 1:39:29 GMT
Vale are jokes. End Of  |
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