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Post by dutchstokie on May 26, 2010 19:48:25 GMT
Just had my 'NEW SIGNINGS' fix for the evening and need cheering up Come on chaps and chapesses put a smile on me face.....
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Post by scfc2010 on May 26, 2010 19:52:28 GMT
No but a vale fan give me 1 about us the other day:
"went in the stoke shop the other day and asked for a seven up"
L A M E ! ! !
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Post by french toast on May 26, 2010 20:36:52 GMT
play offs ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;d
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Post by Carlos Dickabout on May 26, 2010 20:38:20 GMT
i don't get it whilst we're on the subject, my cousin got married a couple weeks ago, and it turns out the bride is from a massive wolves family. so every so often throughout the day her dad would pop over to me and we'll have some football banter. and at one point he comes over and says "i always thought your team was called stoke city nil!" haha made me laugh anyway
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Post by pasa on May 26, 2010 20:44:10 GMT
what do you call a vale fan that can't spell?
johnothon
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Post by scfc2010 on May 26, 2010 20:49:48 GMT
when chelsea beat us 7 .....
i repeat L A M E ! ! !
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Post by garethw15 on May 26, 2010 21:31:49 GMT
I was walking down the canal the other day and I saw a guy drowning in a vale top so I saved him...
As the screensaver on my phone I'll get me coat
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Post by kidsgrove4 on May 26, 2010 23:16:05 GMT
Staffs Police are still looking for 6 people after trouble at the end of the game against Shrewsbury. Chief Inspector Brian Damage told the BBC, " there were about 200 Vale fans rioting through Burslem after the game, it is estimated they caused about 50,000 pounds worth of improvements".
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2010 23:53:45 GMT
Two Vale fans walk into Vale Park to watch the big game. One says to the other: "Where shall we sit today?"
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 27, 2010 0:50:43 GMT
A Vale fan gets AIDS...
It's a fucking pisser.
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Post by kidsgrove4 on May 27, 2010 3:51:50 GMT
The boss at Vale got so angry with the squad, he called them all in for an extra training session.
"I've fuckin' had enough with you lot ', he tells them, " I'm putting you all up for sale".
Sadly nobody bought any of them.
Now that IS funny.
;D
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on May 27, 2010 6:07:27 GMT
Hold your line!
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Post by djralphy2k9 on May 27, 2010 6:17:31 GMT
200 vale fans, how much did they pay the other 198 to run riot with them ;D
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Post by wrighter on May 27, 2010 7:04:42 GMT
oh yes hold your line !! ;D ;D
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Post by bigjohnmum on May 27, 2010 7:58:46 GMT
A VALE FAN WAS FOUND DEAD FLOATING IN THE CANAL WITH HIS VALE TOP ON ,A DILDO UP HIS ASS,AN APPLE IN HIS MOUTH ,HE WAS WEARING HIGH HEEL SHOES,FISHNETS AND CROCHLESS KNICKERS.
POLICE REMOVED THE VALE TOP TO SAVE HIS FAMILY ANY EMBARRASSMENT
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Post by Staffsoatcake on May 27, 2010 8:42:52 GMT
A Vale fan was found tied to a bedpost with 6 bananas stuck up his arse and a Duck sucking him off. No mention was ever made of him wearing a Vale top, to save embarressment.
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Post by Trubritt on May 27, 2010 9:19:37 GMT
a fan rings up vale park and asks what time is the ko today then?, well what time can you get here was the reply ;D
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Post by premierrat on May 27, 2010 9:20:59 GMT
surely just saying Port Vale is joke enough! hahahahahahahahaha i just crack me up
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Post by Jimmy Cooper on May 27, 2010 9:26:52 GMT
There are two professional teams in Stoke-on-Trent
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Post by Trubritt on May 27, 2010 9:28:53 GMT
this bloke took his dog watch the vale, and the other team scored and his dog jumped up did two cartwheels and danced on two legs and this bloke next to him said god that's unbelievable what does he do when vale score ,don't know he replied we have been coming here 2 years and I'm still waiting ;D
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Post by isaaccox on May 27, 2010 9:32:33 GMT
Elizabeth Fritzl's Diary.
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MONDAY: Stayed in. Dad came down and fucked me.
TUESDAY: Stayed in. Got fucked by dad.
WEDNESDAY: Stayed in. Dad fucked me.
THURSDAY: Stayed in. Got fucked by dad.
FRIDAY: Stayed in. Dad made me suck his cock.
SATURDAY: Went to watch Port Vale. Wish I'd stayed in.
An old one.
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Post by Trubritt on May 27, 2010 9:32:34 GMT
this bloke stops at a bus stop and shouts where's vale park and this bloke answers just follow the crowd mate so he did and
ended up in Netto ;D
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Post by Bick on May 27, 2010 9:34:33 GMT
A man and his wife went to the ticket office at Vale Park and, handing over a £20 note, said "Two, please."
"Thank you," said the man at the ticket office. "Would you like the goalkeeper and the centre forward, or are there two other players you'd like to buy instead?"
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Post by Bick on May 27, 2010 9:36:18 GMT
Last year, my aged Great Aunt, who is more than a bit senile, gave me a Port Vale season ticket for Christmas. Not wanting it, I took it down to Vale Park, and nailed it to the gates. A couple of weeks later, I had a change of heart, and decided that it was stupid to give something as valuable as that to any old stranger, so I went to retrieve the prized item. When I returned however it was too late. Some one had nicked the nail.
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Post by Trubritt on May 27, 2010 9:37:33 GMT
this vale fan is walking down the street and See's a banana skin and shouts oh no not again ;D
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Post by Trubritt on May 27, 2010 9:44:39 GMT
two vale fans out walking one find this mirror looks at it and says to his mate i know that face from somewhere, his mate says lets have a look " course you do its f**king ME ;D
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Post by Stokecity_m on May 27, 2010 12:19:16 GMT
The other day i was walking past vale park , when i saw two well known vale players playing football using a hedgehog. I was just about to ring the RSPCA when the hedgehog went 1-0 up.
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Post by RINGO STARR on May 27, 2010 14:02:45 GMT
What do you say to a Vale fan in uniform?
Large Big Mac Meal please twatface.
Vale fans walk into a bar and ask for 25 single malt whiskeys. woman behind bar puts the botle of malt down and lines up 25 shot glasses. After 5 minutes she fills up each glass and watches teh vale fan start sinking each glass. 1-bang-down 2-bang down 3-bang down 4-bang down 5-bang down 6-bang down 7-bang down 8-bang down hiccup, burb 9-bang down and so on and so on until th ebloke gets to number 24. The woman asks. Wow. I've never seen anyone drink like that before. Vale fan slurs slowly in a drunken stupor "you'd be drinking like this if you had what I've got" Woman replies "why love. what have you got" "About 20p"
sorry that was shite. I will get my coat and turn off the landing light on way out. Don't call us we'll call you.
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Post by ProudPotter17 on May 27, 2010 15:13:22 GMT
Hmmmmmmmmm................... Alright I've got one........................ ...............................Vale are a good team
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Post by poonthepotter on May 27, 2010 15:25:25 GMT
2 men chatting about footy when one goes ''Word on the street is Someone broke into vale park last night''. other replied ''bloody hell did they nick the cups'' ? ''No no they didnt make it to the kitchen''
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