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Post by jamlander on May 20, 2010 14:32:33 GMT
Mine comes from a long line of women who resided at St Edwards - before the development came along  |
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Post by Ron Jeremy on May 20, 2010 14:39:34 GMT
She was fat, ugly and had no sense of humor. Oh shit, thats not my ex.  |
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Post by elystokie on May 20, 2010 14:44:11 GMT
1st girl I lived with was the daughter of a labour MP, who shortly after became Labours chief whip and is now apparently a Lord, never met him much but always got the impression he hated my guts, miserable twat ;D
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on May 20, 2010 14:44:19 GMT
She's a fucking psycho.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on May 20, 2010 14:54:34 GMT
Pisses me off, she's since turned faux middle-class.
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Post by ravenonthewing on May 20, 2010 15:04:25 GMT
She cried and begged when I left ;D
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Post by lew86 on May 20, 2010 15:08:59 GMT
Was filth. Unfortunatly she was also overweight.
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Post by salopstick on May 20, 2010 15:31:38 GMT
i was seeing a bird when i lived in london, i shagged her then caught the tube straight to lewisham to poke some nurse i was doing on the side.
oh and when this nurse bird got a bit serious she invited her father down from leicester to meet me, on the saturday morning he arrived i binned her
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Post by salopstick on May 20, 2010 15:32:48 GMT
on the two occasions i went to canada i was seeing a bird who was the cousin of the danish tour guide murdered by 3 green jackets in cyprus,
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on May 20, 2010 15:35:24 GMT
A suicidal, needy, whiny, pathetic loner Nice tits though  |
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Post by jonesinamillion on May 20, 2010 15:36:04 GMT
She was a hooker years before I met her....
....named dave who played for Bath
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Post by Targaryen Stokie on May 20, 2010 15:41:36 GMT
She cried and begged when I left ;D Same, did you feel as smug as I did when it happened? ;D |
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Post by ravenonthewing on May 20, 2010 15:54:56 GMT
Releaved after 9 years of hell
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Post by ihaveadream on May 20, 2010 16:36:46 GMT
One of them got on really well with one of my (male) bosses at that time, too well. I think he must have been bi.
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Post by jamlander on May 20, 2010 17:56:09 GMT
The dog always threw up at the bottom of her mothers' drive. I was too thick to read the signs.
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Post by antwilkes123 on May 20, 2010 18:26:42 GMT
Many years ago when we were students in london my ex and I lived near New River athletics stadium. One day after watching Daley Thomson train, one of his mates came over to her and asked if she wanted a date with Daley. Cocky sod.
(She said no!)
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Post by kevkj on May 20, 2010 18:42:59 GMT
shes a bone idle selfish bitch
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Post by Adster on May 20, 2010 18:50:07 GMT
money grabbing whore ;D
cracking tits though ;D
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Post by Orbs on May 20, 2010 19:25:13 GMT
Apparently she had a baby about 9 months after we split up........ |
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Post by bradscfc on May 20, 2010 19:35:29 GMT
She took it up the arse, twice...
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Post by robdog on May 20, 2010 19:41:33 GMT
she'd got 1 nipple that was inverted. to think of the hours i wasted trying to suck that fucker out - good times
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Post by londonjamie on May 21, 2010 7:36:58 GMT
Now under the patio.
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Post by isaaccox on May 21, 2010 8:54:52 GMT
Had a smelly minge.
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2010 8:58:46 GMT
Took it up the shitter.
And then in the mouth.
Dirty bitch.
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Post by Ron Jeremy on May 21, 2010 9:03:36 GMT
Took it up the shitter. And then in the mouth. Dirty bitch. Mmmmmmmmm, my dream bitch. |
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Post by isaaccox on May 21, 2010 9:10:30 GMT
Took it up the shitter. And then in the mouth. Dirty bitch. Mmmmmmmmm, thats my mum for you. |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on May 21, 2010 9:13:16 GMT
Took it up the shitter. And then in the mouth. Dirty bitch. Imagine if you'd got a golden nugget as well "Corn on the cob dear?" |
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Post by Deleted on May 21, 2010 9:54:00 GMT
Probably wouldn't have put her off.
The filfthy whore.
I do miss her.
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Post by Northy on May 21, 2010 10:10:21 GMT
after we'd been out for a while she told me her dad was a commander in the navy, I was a junior engineer at the time, I left just after that and never met him. She had a dog that was fine until we started getting it on, and then it went mad and kept on jumping at me and pulling at my trouser leg with it's teeth  Huge tits for a 17 year old  |
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Post by Arthurdollar on May 21, 2010 10:13:43 GMT
She used to shit the bed. I think. ???.... |
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