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Post by prem4stoke on Mar 14, 2008 0:12:51 GMT
What do you think the papers will have to say?  |
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Post by scfclifer on Mar 14, 2008 0:17:14 GMT
breaking news First rugby team allowed in prem ;d
fairytale ending for beastly potters ;d
Football is dead ;d
thats if we get press coverage they'll probably still be wanking over west brazilwich staying down ;d
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Post by prem4stoke on Mar 14, 2008 0:22:53 GMT
Karma for that mate ;D
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Post by ChrisEvans on Mar 14, 2008 0:23:02 GMT
I bet the word 'Wimbledon' is mentioned somewhere!!!!
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Post by ted1965 on Mar 14, 2008 0:33:16 GMT
I imagine it will go something like this
Stoke city will be playing their first game in the Premiership next season, though anyone expecting pretty or cultured football from the potteries outfit will be sadly disappointed. They are a rugged long ball side from the old Wimbledon mould and make no apologies for it. With their giant players they are more like a basketball side than a football team but the Harlem Globe trotters they are not.
They muscled their way into the Premiership, playing a brand of percentage football based around long throw ins and set pieces. They were by far and away the least attractive of the sides coming up and it’s unlikely they will grace the Premiership for more than one season.
I am sure there’ll be plenty of mention of by passing midfield, rugged forwards who put you under pressure.
Oh and there’ll be a few quotes from Pardew and Mowbrey should neither of them make it up about how it’s becoming more difficult to play football and get out of the Championship but they wont ditch their football principles and play like Stoke just to achieve success.
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Post by mumf14 on Mar 14, 2008 0:36:06 GMT
Modern day backwater club succeeds in a blast from the past.....The second oldest club in Britain which still holds the joint record for an F.A cup tie at Maine Road.....
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Post by powchirper on Mar 14, 2008 0:44:12 GMT
PARDEW AND MOWBREY DEMAND RE-COUNT
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Post by NYCP on Mar 14, 2008 1:06:50 GMT
Oiiii 'ShirtLifter' - any chance that you could shrink the size of your footer pics? It's stretching the board and causing everyone to scroll right to read the thread. Ta mucka  |
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Post by powchirper on Mar 14, 2008 1:18:28 GMT
seconded, --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------by me |
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Post by ipswichpotter on Mar 14, 2008 1:44:05 GMT
West Brom deservedly clinch promotion on the final day of the season with some scintillating football, whilst stoke finish a valiant second place.
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Post by stokecityscott on Mar 14, 2008 2:24:11 GMT
Stoke get lucky on last day of the season winning 6-0 V Leicester, while wba get a brilliant away draw at sheff wed, to go up in fashion
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Post by sheikh al dubai bin stokie on Mar 14, 2008 4:59:22 GMT
i am going to come back for the last few games of the season... naturally i want to see us win promotion, but also, i want to see (as has been referenced on here many times) Bob Hall on central melt like a nazi at the end of raiders of the lost ark.
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Mar 14, 2008 12:27:14 GMT
take some karma dubai, I had rather hoped Bob Hall would be relegated to the media distribution industry by now, i.e. a paper-round
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Post by Premiership Titanic Captain on Mar 14, 2008 12:29:52 GMT
THE DONS RESURRECTED IN THE FORM OF POTTERY
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Post by wakefieldstokie on Mar 14, 2008 12:37:58 GMT
South Manchester team Stoke win promotion to Premiership! ;D ;D
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Post by Kenilworth_Stokies on Mar 14, 2008 12:40:48 GMT
Headlines on the day of Stoke's promotion:
West Brom and another team Promoted (The Guardian)
Leeds United and Nottingham Forest miss playoffs (Daily Telegraph)
Phoar, saucy WAGs in sex scandal! (The Sun)
Immigrant Dole Scum Addicts Bugger Swan to Death (Daily Mail)
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Post by Widget123 on Mar 14, 2008 12:55:51 GMT
DISSOLVE TO:
RECONSTRUCTION: (POV Mr. McManus, clutching away at the earth, leaves flying
through the air, the last frame a grim scene of a half buried hand)
CL: "And he was pulling all the grass out with his hands, 'n, chuckin' it
everywhere, we were just behind a bush laughing at 'im."
DISSOLVE TO:
POLICE VIDEO: (Heat sensitive, from helicopter), NIGHT
TM: "Sainsbur would definitely be "Costa Del Blowfly", if the cops hadn't
seen his body by chance - when they were tracking a man, who had buggered a
heron."
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