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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 27, 2010 13:19:34 GMT
a WAM BAM THANKYOU MAM sort of feller? ;D
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Post by salopstick on Apr 27, 2010 13:22:51 GMT
you must try and put in a good performance just to guarantee an encore or so that she her friends so you get a sequel but at at the end of the day as long as you shoot your wack are you really bothered?
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Post by mumf14 on Apr 27, 2010 13:23:15 GMT
It's difficult to raise a smile with what I'm unfortunately married to...
Her mother was the same...Pig Ugly.
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Post by salopstick on Apr 27, 2010 13:24:43 GMT
It's difficult to raise a smile with what I'm unfortunately married to... Her mother was the same...Pig Ugly. ;D ;D beauty is in the eye of the beholder mate |
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Post by lew86 on Apr 27, 2010 14:07:06 GMT
It's difficult to raise a smile with what I'm unfortunately married to... Her mother was the same...Pig Ugly. Shit man, dunna hold back ;D |
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 27, 2010 14:27:23 GMT
Love them at first to tempt them into bed then BONK the living daylights out of them!
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Post by stokie25 on Apr 27, 2010 15:45:13 GMT
neither  (Sal, they excluded girls in this thread...ban them all) |
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 27, 2010 18:13:28 GMT
neither (Sal, they excluded girls in this thread...ban them all) We're all lovers first then fighters afterwards ;D ;D |
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Post by kiwistokie on Apr 27, 2010 19:27:31 GMT
sal you forgot to add then lovers again that s why we fight as we know whats next great bonkin
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 27, 2010 21:52:13 GMT
Sorry ladies.
This is for you.
Are you a LOVER. or
WAM BAM THANKYOU SAM kind of girl? ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 27, 2010 22:24:27 GMT
I like really making an effort to be spectacular in bed. I also like pretending I'm a really nice, charming lad who seems very decent, and then just fucking them off for no reason.
I have serious mental issues.
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 27, 2010 23:08:21 GMT
It's difficult to raise a smile with what I'm unfortunately married to... Her mother was the same...Pig Ugly. ;D ;D beauty is in the eye of the beholder mate beauty is in the eye of the 'beer holder', I think it is. |
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 27, 2010 23:18:52 GMT
I am anything they want. There's a time and a place for the Patrick Swayze 'ghost' love stuff, and then there's the rough and ready bull ride. You have to be able to adapt to whatever is needed. It's something you can learn, and it is your duty as a man to get better with age. Practice patience, practice those little glances, those little touches, never let a lover completely into your comfort zone. Mystery is sexy. So is a little bit of danger. One thing I have learnt, women want a strong man, who can handle himself, but not too rough around the edges. He needs to be caring, and if he can show some emotion in front of others ( especially her friends), this is a huge benefit to his bedroom festivities. But the fine line is too much or too little. This is why God put billions of women on this earth. If you get it wrong a few times, there's always another one. Like smashing a car. Romancing the panties off them is an art. A true performer doesn't just start when he's got them nude. To some of us, life is foreplay. The rest is fill in time , and time for sport.  |
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 27, 2010 23:31:20 GMT
Fuck them. Women are possessions. I've never met one that can be trusted.
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 27, 2010 23:38:59 GMT
Fuck them. Women are possessions. I've never met one that can be trusted. Boother, you really DO have some issues, mate. You need to lie down on the big red leather lounge, and tell someone what is bothering you. |
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Post by paula_m on Apr 27, 2010 23:41:20 GMT
I am anything they want. There's a time and a place for the Patrick Swayze 'ghost' love stuff, and then there's the rough and ready bull ride. You have to be able to adapt to whatever is needed. It's something you can learn, and it is your duty as a man to get better with age. Practice patience, practice those little glances, those little touches, never let a lover completely into your comfort zone. Mystery is sexy. So is a little bit of danger. One thing I have learnt, women want a strong man, who can handle himself, but not too rough around the edges. He needs to be caring, and if he can show some emotion in front of others ( especially her friends), this is a huge benefit to his bedroom festivities. But the fine line is too much or too little. This is why God put billions of women on this earth. If you get it wrong a few times, there's always the another one. Like smashing a car. Romancing the panties off them is an art. A true performer doesn't just start when he's got them nude. To some of us, life is foreplay. The rest is fill in time , and time for sport. phew    |
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Post by Northy on Apr 28, 2010 7:00:58 GMT
I'm with K4's line of thinking You have to sense the mood they are in, a hot passionate quickie, followed by a nice slow round 2, or if you are alone or away for a weekend in a nice hotel, it's romance they want and you've got all the time you want. how long you've got and what time the kids are due back home also comes into the equation |
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Post by ravenonthewing on Apr 28, 2010 7:44:15 GMT
Gordonseye was a lover but Raven is a right T***
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Post by scfcrmagic on Apr 28, 2010 9:36:23 GMT
It's difficult to raise a smile with what I'm unfortunately married to... Her mother was the same...Pig Ugly. Shit man, dunna hold back ;D *snigger * ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Bick on Apr 28, 2010 10:07:18 GMT
I'm a lover. although I do like using the phrase "shush now... suck me off" (my gf just loves it ) |
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Post by kiwistokie on Apr 28, 2010 10:47:43 GMT
snigger, I heard that you make more noise than that
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Post by ihaveadream on Apr 28, 2010 12:35:22 GMT
It depends on the time of the month
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Post by myleftboot on Apr 28, 2010 12:46:25 GMT
I am a lover but when it comes to fighting it gives me an excuse to go the pub and sup some ale so everyones a winner ;D
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 28, 2010 14:50:05 GMT
Whip it in whip it out and wipe it is my motto. And if its at her gaff wipe it on her curtains. ;D
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Post by NassauDave on Apr 28, 2010 18:55:26 GMT
Whip it in whip it out and wipe it is my motto. And if its at her gaff wipe it on her curtains. ;D Tried to wipe it on a roller blind once. I nearly tore me foreskin off when the fucker ( the blind) decided to suddenly roll up. The neighbours were well entertained though............ |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 28, 2010 21:24:08 GMT
Whip it in whip it out and wipe it is my motto. And if its at her gaff wipe it on her curtains. ;D Tried to wipe it on a roller blind once. I nearly tore me foreskin off when the fucker ( the blind) decided to suddenly roll up. The neighbours were well entertained though............ Yes little willies can be amusing. ;D |
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Post by ravenonthewing on Apr 29, 2010 8:24:20 GMT
I suppose that's the way to make a Roman blind |
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Apr 29, 2010 8:46:12 GMT
Thats the reason for a womans Bush.
It wipes it on the way out. ;D
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