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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 16, 2010 11:39:41 GMT
I know some on here have absolutely no standards and couldn't care less who they stab with the pork sword, but I just couldn't bring myself to, even with copius amounts of Stella I'd have to give the fat munters a very wide berth. But what about you? Gouranga.  |
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Post by PickSCFC on Apr 16, 2010 11:43:00 GMT
no way, i would rather have a wank over some porn instead
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Post by dubstep on Apr 16, 2010 11:45:56 GMT
no way, i would rather have a wank over some porn instead +1 |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Apr 16, 2010 11:49:11 GMT
I'd rather have a wank over porn myself but I have shagged an ugly, fat bird.. twice.. |
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 16, 2010 11:49:15 GMT
no way, i would rather have a wank over some porn instead Not a naked ugly fat bird getting rammed up the shitter type porn? Gouranga. |
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 16, 2010 11:51:38 GMT
If there’s any fat ugly birds reading this, it could be your lucky day if someone is to post yes they would. Gouranga. |
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Post by guernseydave on Apr 16, 2010 11:52:39 GMT
Albert you delicate little petal. Ugly fat birds are the filthiest women on the planet. Get spuds deep and hold on for the ride. Yabadabadoooooo  GD |
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Post by The Torch on Apr 16, 2010 11:53:27 GMT
i do it every fookin night, god my missus has gone to to fookin seed
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 16, 2010 11:58:56 GMT
Albert you delicate little petal. Ugly fat birds are the filthiest women on the planet. Get spuds deep and hold on for the ride. Yabadabadoooooo GD That maybe the case GD but you’d have to be paralytic pissed and have the lights turned off, even then you’d be too ashamed to admit to it and would probably have to kill her afterwards so she wouldn’t tell anyone Gouranga. |
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Post by guernseydave on Apr 16, 2010 12:01:04 GMT
I'm a tart and can rationalise my behaviour  ;D GD |
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Post by edinburghstokie on Apr 16, 2010 12:02:14 GMT
One tried to rape me once, but I had drunk so much booze my chappie wouldn't stand to attention. What a life saver that was.
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 16, 2010 12:06:00 GMT
I'm a tart and can rationalise my behaviour ;D GD Was she a Goth as well? Gouranga. |
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Post by mermaidsal on Apr 16, 2010 12:30:57 GMT
In a word, no  ;D |
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Post by AlbertTatlock on Apr 16, 2010 12:35:46 GMT
Is that your way of coming out Sal? Gouranga. |
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 16, 2010 12:45:56 GMT
Shagging ugly fat women mmmmmmmmmmm i thought that was what drink was invented for. ??? ;D
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Post by Northy on Apr 16, 2010 12:52:29 GMT
No, but my niece's husband would |
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Post by ihaveadream on Apr 16, 2010 12:54:11 GMT
I know some on here have absolutely no standards and couldn't care less who they stab with the pork sword, but I just couldn't bring myself to, even with copius amounts of Stella I'd have to give the fat munters a very wide berth. But what about you? Gouranga. There's one in Dubstep's avatar (ugh) |
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Post by jacksscfc on Apr 16, 2010 13:32:50 GMT
If she had big tits you could fuck them instead of her double result really, your knob won't stink and your mates can't take the piss because you didn't shag her.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 16, 2010 14:02:16 GMT
Hell to the yes.
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Post by guernseydave on Apr 16, 2010 15:30:40 GMT
Ah Albert,
You remember my Goth story.
I like Goth women
LOTS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
GD
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Post by bradscfc on Apr 16, 2010 16:09:35 GMT
Everyones taken one for the team
Mine wasn't pleasant
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Post by salopstick on Apr 16, 2010 16:20:25 GMT
i have done quite a few
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Post by scfcstar on Apr 16, 2010 18:06:20 GMT
only when drunk, and there's no better offers :/
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Post by londonjamie on Apr 16, 2010 18:08:19 GMT
So there isn't a specific one up for grabs here then? Disappointing.
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Post by poisonedmonkey on Apr 16, 2010 19:14:40 GMT
YES
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Post by chattyladypotter on Apr 16, 2010 19:29:29 GMT
wouldn't shag fat ugly bloke does that count lol  |
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Post by PickSCFC on Apr 16, 2010 19:32:22 GMT
wouldn't shag fat ugly bloke does that count lol it mught be all you could get though |
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Post by chattyladypotter on Apr 16, 2010 20:10:52 GMT
wouldn't shag fat ugly bloke does that count lol it mught be all you could get though never been short of options hun lol |
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Post by french toast on Apr 16, 2010 20:13:57 GMT
women are never short of options though
a woman could be dog ugly, stink have hiv and other things.......that woman would still be able to get a shag at the click of a finger
its easy to be a slut but its fucking hard to be a stud (im not one by the way)
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Post by Northy on Apr 16, 2010 20:14:19 GMT
well done that man, leaves the nicer ones for the rest of us |
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