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Post by santy on Apr 8, 2010 2:27:40 GMT
Long story short, just finished with the missus about an hour ago, went for a slash afterwards all the normal things. Except me nob hasn't gone back to its normal size. It's completely flaccid and soft like it normally would be, but is still like twice the normal size.
I doubt this is permanent, but I'm sure my missus will think all her christmasses have come at once if it is. Just wondering if anyone has had this before, first time its happened, have I burst a blood vessel or something and thats why its like this?
Also, how long should I leave it before seeking medical advice.
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Post by Meggsy on Apr 8, 2010 2:54:54 GMT
AIDS ;D
On a serious note..... if it's still like that in the morning go the walk in centre
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Post by ravenonthewing on Apr 8, 2010 7:21:10 GMT
Is it just your foreskin that's swollen up? I had that once but everything was normal the next day  but if anything is amiss today go the walk in like meggsy says Big boy |
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Post by santy on Apr 8, 2010 9:45:56 GMT
It inna the foreskin, its pretty much the whole thing. And its still like it this morning so I'll nip across this afternoon.
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Post by Bick on Apr 8, 2010 9:50:25 GMT
...just finished with the missus about an hour ago... I'm sorry to hear that you two have finished, but if thats the case, a swollen cock shouldnt be a problem as it will be unused for some time now. |
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 8, 2010 10:30:05 GMT
Long story short, just finished with the missus about an hour ago. I doubt this is permanent, but I'm sure my missus will think all her christmasses have come at once if it is. Nothing to add to the other advice but why will your missus care if you've just finished with her? Sounds like it's affecting the oxygen to your brain.  |
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Post by french toast on Apr 8, 2010 10:36:56 GMT
its monkey aids, it will get bigger and bigger, then explode, no cure either, sorry
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Post by Bick on Apr 8, 2010 10:49:01 GMT
BEARDY DON'T STEAL MY JOKES!!!
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Post by french toast on Apr 8, 2010 10:50:26 GMT
BEARDY DON'T STEAL MY JOKES!!! he is a thief ain't he  |
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Post by Bick on Apr 8, 2010 10:51:50 GMT
Beards are gay too |
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Post by Beardy200 on Apr 8, 2010 10:54:20 GMT
BEARDY DON'T STEAL MY JOKES!!! It wasn't a joke. I was seriously asking why she'd care. ;D |
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Post by Northy on Apr 8, 2010 11:23:51 GMT
where's nurse sal when she's needed ??? she'd know how to deal with a swollen hampton  |
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Post by Northy on Apr 8, 2010 11:30:00 GMT
just googled it - You could have fractured your hampton or Can be caused by excessive dry masturbation |
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Apr 8, 2010 11:30:12 GMT
Get a new chick. Infect her too.
It's how the world works maaaan !!
OR WEAR A CONDOM...COZ YA MISSUS IS ROOTING AROUND !!!!!!!!!!
I despair.
I really do.
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Post by Arthurdollar on Apr 8, 2010 12:27:56 GMT
Your Mrs may have penal warts which she caught from a shit house seat. . They are highly contagious. I caught my 1st and 2nd dose from a shit house seat , honest. ;D |
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Post by ben88 on Apr 8, 2010 12:38:45 GMT
"ow no, my cocks doubled in size over the last hour"
i feel really bad you you.
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Post by Spud on Apr 8, 2010 12:43:14 GMT
Have a cold shower.  |
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Post by Beloved Monkfish on Apr 8, 2010 14:20:39 GMT
Puberty
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Post by commonasmuck on Apr 8, 2010 14:23:23 GMT
Have a cold shower. have a shower |
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Post by santy on Apr 8, 2010 14:43:56 GMT
Didn't end up getting myself across I fell asleep and just got up, so I'll nip across tomorrow but I hope for the love of good the doctors are more discreet than they usually are, mentioning your problems pretty much out in the waiting room.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 8, 2010 14:48:29 GMT
Does it hurt?
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Post by santy on Apr 8, 2010 14:56:25 GMT
No, everything is fine and functional.
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Post by ashbnkpotter on Apr 8, 2010 15:42:27 GMT
Mine did that the first time i had sex
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Apr 8, 2010 15:48:06 GMT
Lucky fucker, send you missus around my house if that's what she does to you cock!
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Post by neoisd1 on Apr 8, 2010 17:35:35 GMT
My mates have always mocked me about the size of my penis.
Although, I've never heard the wife moan.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Apr 8, 2010 17:43:03 GMT
My mates have always mocked me about the size of my penis. Although, I've never heard the wife moan. ;D Fantastic! Santy, Rhodesy says he wants a picture. |
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Post by wigginbird on Apr 8, 2010 22:09:04 GMT
...just finished with the missus about an hour ago... I'm sorry to hear that you two have finished, but if thats the case, a swollen cock shouldnt be a problem as it will be unused for some time now. that's what I thought he meant on first reading it |
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Post by swampySCFC on Apr 8, 2010 22:13:10 GMT
When you say finished do you mean spunked your filthy seed right to the back of her womble tube?
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Post by rhodesy on Apr 8, 2010 22:55:59 GMT
My mates have always mocked me about the size of my penis. Although, I've never heard the wife moan. ;D Fantastic! Santy, Rhodesy says he wants a picture. Shut it and get your dissertation done you tosser. |
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Post by Cupid Stunt on Apr 9, 2010 12:22:41 GMT
Mine did that the first time i had sex Ditto but only for like a couple of hours.  |
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