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Post by isaaccox on Feb 22, 2010 18:20:40 GMT
 "I'm sorry Miss White," said Mr. Brown, "but we don't have any openings." .....  Miss White sat coquettishly on the edge of his desk and said, "Oh, but I do." .......  "I want you to know Mr. Brown, that I don't take off my antimacassar for just anyone." ........  "You're in luck, Miss White, it looks like something just opened up!" .......  "I can't wait to be a working girl, Mr. Brown!" ........  "Mmmm - Miss White, I think I'd like you to serve under me." .........  "Welcome aboard!" said Mr. Brown. "Hello sailor!" said Miss White. ........  "I'd like to try you in several different positions, Miss White." .......  "Whatever you think is the best 'fit,' Mr. Brown" ......  "Miss White, you're going to be quite an asset to our orgasm, I mean, organization!" .......  "You should know, Miss White, that our company has a strict no smoking policy - except after sex!" ..... |
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 22, 2010 18:52:42 GMT
Isaac, you are a very, very, very sad man  |
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Post by londonjamie on Feb 22, 2010 18:56:39 GMT
and a cunt, to boot.
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Post by isaaccox on Feb 22, 2010 19:12:16 GMT
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Post by londonjamie on Feb 22, 2010 19:14:22 GMT
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Post by isaaccox on Feb 22, 2010 19:21:36 GMT
The only thing cunty about me is your mums cunt juice in my stomach.
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Post by londonjamie on Feb 22, 2010 19:28:17 GMT
You are so vulgar*, Isaac.
(*a right cunt)
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Post by Northy on Feb 22, 2010 20:08:44 GMT
very funny, The furniture looks like something out of a grannys retiremnt home - inbetweeners  |
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Post by londonjamie on Feb 22, 2010 20:12:28 GMT
It's all Isaacs.
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Post by Tom_stokiepmre89 on Feb 22, 2010 21:40:01 GMT
i liked it ;D
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 22, 2010 21:52:29 GMT
Excellent. Instead of karma, I'll just spunk up into your ear.
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Post by Ron Jeremy on Feb 22, 2010 21:56:48 GMT
Is it wrong that I got a hard on from reading that?  |
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Post by scfcmacca on Feb 22, 2010 23:16:32 GMT
Is it wrong that I got a hard on from reading that? not at all i made a mess of me floor whilst reading that but the thread soes clearly state 18 years or older only mate |
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Post by isaaccox on Feb 22, 2010 23:23:02 GMT
BONDAGE  Baby did a bad, bad thing.  Why do you do it when you know you'll just get punished?  You can beg all you want, baby.  But it won't change my mind.  You know what I think, baby?  I think deep down you want to be punished. mmmmm |
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Post by scfcmacca on Feb 22, 2010 23:24:32 GMT
where are you getting these from ;d your searching for some weird stuff tonight mate
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Post by ravenonthewing on Feb 22, 2010 23:36:45 GMT
where are you getting these from ;d your searching for some weird stuff tonight mate He isn't searching he's rearanging the furniture and taking photos the sad fadge His carer is sitting on the floor watching tele |
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Post by scfcmacca on Feb 22, 2010 23:39:18 GMT
where are you getting these from ;d your searching for some weird stuff tonight mate He isn't searching he's rearanging the furniture and taking photos the sad fadge His carer is sitting on the floor watching tele is she watching that zoo website |
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Post by isaaccox on Feb 22, 2010 23:39:29 GMT
my carers in the blender.
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Post by aztattooedsean777 on Feb 23, 2010 2:13:20 GMT
I have traveled all over the wide world internet, posted on many message boards, yet this has got to be one of the top 3 OUT there threads.  |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Feb 23, 2010 8:50:44 GMT
Well absolutely excelled yourself .......that thread was way over the standards i expect ........well done Isaac... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Bick on Feb 23, 2010 9:41:53 GMT
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Post by kidsgrove4 on Feb 23, 2010 11:37:06 GMT
Isaac, you are a very, very, very sad man Oooh, my God, Sal, this is weirdo stuff. |
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