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Post by cousindupree on Mar 6, 2008 8:42:54 GMT
My uncle is a season ticket glory hunter at Anfield so went along to see what all the fuss is about Premiership football. And did a little scouting mission for next season...
Anfield......view from the stand blocked by pillars.....refreshment counter the size of a burger stall!....Guys ask your american owners for a new ground!
So the footie.....firstly West Ham were dire...cant remember a single shot on goal..big lump up front and a few passes across midfield then give the ball away. If thats the best mid table prem can offer then bring it on!
As for Liverpool...well they are 2 trick ponies...Torres shows potential but Shawcross I am sure would have him in his pocket and not let him get get a sniff...unlike last night when Ferdinand was clearly confused (or had been taking something his brother had given him) as to what a central defender has to do!...He was awful! As for Gerrard, just close him down and stop him miss hitting shots from 25yds.
Liverpool fans!! Bit of a joke really, every other person had an Irish accent, seems the new euro rich have squeezed out yer local scouser.They were almost silent except for singing a few lines of Athen Rye...what a song about an irish criminal being deported to Oz has to do with football..not sure. At half time it was all anti Yank songs...so maybe amongst the irish they also have Iraquis and Iranians and lord effingham.
But they redeemed themselves with the Pericard song....
Sung to the tune of Que sera sera....
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard he's a scouser and fuckn hard...
He's even better than Pericard...Steve Gerrard Gerrard
Thanks Lars!!...Clearly have next season on your minds...
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Post by Do it for Watto7 on Mar 6, 2008 8:45:57 GMT
With all them scousers about, have you checked you still have your wallet, watch etc...
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Post by werrington on Mar 6, 2008 8:49:05 GMT
Torres- i,m sure Shawcross would have him in his pocket ;D ;D
Fuck me good player he is at this moment in time hes having trouble coping with AVERAGE strikers in this league?? You sure he could cope with Torres???
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Post by tazi on Mar 6, 2008 8:50:28 GMT
You in cricket club saturday fish?.
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Post by werrington on Mar 6, 2008 8:58:19 GMT
Whose Fish?? i reckon he,ll be in there at 12-30 mate  you inTazi? |
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Post by cousindupree on Mar 6, 2008 9:03:51 GMT
Shawcross is already a better defender than Ferdinand
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Post by brazilian on Mar 6, 2008 9:07:24 GMT
Shawcross better than Anton? Would have one of Europe's top top strikers in his back pocket?
You lot really are deluded aren't you?
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Post by sirpineapple89 on Mar 6, 2008 13:28:58 GMT
Don't be a dickwipe. One person said it, not 'us lot'.
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Post by tazi on Mar 6, 2008 14:27:10 GMT
Yep, i be in there mate.
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