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Post by luke45 on Feb 17, 2010 0:57:41 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home.
The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for.
The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity.
I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so.
If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest.
Cheers
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Post by Trubritt on Feb 17, 2010 1:01:35 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home. The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for. The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity. I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so. If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest. Cheers what a f"""king stupid post |
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Post by PickSCFC on Feb 17, 2010 1:03:01 GMT
the refs performance was shit so maybe it was that
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Post by Huddysleftfoot on Feb 17, 2010 1:03:49 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home. The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for. The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity. I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so. If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest. Cheers Hate to correct you but methane is odourless and colourless. Methinks it was Hydrogen Sulphide you got a wiff of mate. |
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Post by serpico on Feb 17, 2010 1:04:52 GMT
Main suspect -  |
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Post by stokierabbit on Feb 17, 2010 1:04:54 GMT
bahahahahahaha
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Post by cokecystfit on Feb 17, 2010 1:05:14 GMT
It wasn't me: I wasn't in the Seddon  |
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Post by luke45 on Feb 17, 2010 1:07:33 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home. The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for. The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity. I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so. If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest. Cheers what a f"""king stupid post Coming from the person who types his response into the quote! ;D At least get to grips with how to use the messageboard if you want to label a post " stupid " , you just don't do yourself any favours. Thanks for the bump though!  |
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Post by craigscfc on Feb 17, 2010 1:07:35 GMT
hahaha what a thread!
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Feb 17, 2010 4:39:01 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home. The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for. The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity. I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so. If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest. Cheers what a f"""king stupid post No words can describe what a complete fucking tool you are Trubritt, so take your pick from these three wonderful pictures    Wankest regards  |
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Post by Silverdale on Feb 17, 2010 8:13:48 GMT
hahahaha TRUBRITT.
Massive dong or what!
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Post by rigsby on Feb 17, 2010 11:09:04 GMT
This will explain this...  |
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Post by StokieMatt on Feb 17, 2010 12:05:11 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home. The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for. The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity. I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so. If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest. Cheers what a f"""king stupid post hmmm... dunna post then you gonk |
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Post by scfcrob on Feb 17, 2010 12:29:59 GMT
Cue comment from Jamo re Bunny! |
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Post by finchy82 on Feb 17, 2010 13:32:50 GMT
Just got back, and this has been bugging me the entire way home. The smell in Block 31 today, someone had evidently followed through and the stench of fresh excriment that peppered my nostrils throughout the course of the game was not only vile, but extremely uncalled for. The main reason why I mention it is because the stench become so strong and apparent, that paranoia set in, and I began to convince myself this smell of poo was actually emanating from my vicinity. I did try a risky fart just before kick-off, but I didn't feel a damp sensation in my cegs when I sat down, so I can't believe that I did follow through, but if I did then I'm sure many others have sat through a raw stench of sewage for 90 minutes and felt equally disgusted about it, so apologies if so. If anyone can come forward and admit to shitting themselves, or at least point me in the direction of the culpret, then it would certainly put my mind at rest. Cheers Hate to correct you but methane is odourless and colourless. Methinks it was Hydrogen Sulphide you got a wiff of mate. actually theres 0.04% of methane contributing to the oddur of a fart. the rest is hyrdogen 0.02% and Dimethyl 0.01% |
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Post by pasa on Feb 17, 2010 13:41:04 GMT
i have it on good authority that march4, sargeant muttley and soi cowboy were having a conversation at the time of all things stoke city. don't shoot the messenger.  |
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Post by jbstokie on Feb 17, 2010 13:48:12 GMT
There's a bloke sat near me (Block 30 row 19) that stinks of cabbage. Suspect?
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 17, 2010 13:57:40 GMT
Its them Balti pasties, you need rubber pants after one of them fuckers ;D
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Post by Big J on Feb 17, 2010 14:01:31 GMT
Someone poo'd there the other week  |
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