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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 28, 2010 13:29:53 GMT
Had the strangest conversation with my blacksmith today..he was going over to another client the other day to shoe some horses..he was asked to go after 2pm to" miss the funeral cortege" and the woman telling him the story then went on to relay... that the woman who died had been in a car accident....with a fella (not her husband) the husband was distraught and had the dead wife brought home and put in the marital bed for the week before the funeral and had slept with her in the bed all week .... anyone else think thats odd ??
your thoughts please ...
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Post by ben88 on Jan 28, 2010 13:31:55 GMT
right up my street.
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Post by mumf14 on Jan 28, 2010 13:32:22 GMT
It could have been worse...He could have been married to mine.!
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 28, 2010 13:33:53 GMT
Both brilliant answers... ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by mermaidsal on Jan 28, 2010 13:40:16 GMT
Just slept??
I could kind of understand that actually
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 28, 2010 13:42:59 GMT
Well he said slept .....but she had been in a car accident and gone through the windscreen...so she would hardly look at her best ...
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Post by Funky on Jan 28, 2010 16:09:05 GMT
I'm guessing he went for the brown wings badge before it was to late.
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Post by jonesinamillion on Jan 28, 2010 16:20:08 GMT
Very perculiar situation indeed... fancy having your own blacksmith  |
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Post by elystokie on Jan 28, 2010 17:34:28 GMT
Very perculiar situation indeed... fancy having your own blacksmith ;D |
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Post by StokieMatt on Jan 28, 2010 17:38:49 GMT
i think she swallowed a quid before she died and he waited for it pass threw
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 28, 2010 18:38:56 GMT
Very perculiar situation indeed... fancy having your own blacksmith well he's not my own personal blacksmith Jonesy i share him with other local horse owners.... I ain't made of money....  |
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Post by the cat on Jan 28, 2010 20:43:48 GMT
I bet she had more life in her than my missus
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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 28, 2010 23:57:10 GMT
Her husband said she was always a cold bitch,so it was'nt any different realy.  |
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Post by smithy27 on Jan 29, 2010 0:42:54 GMT
i bet he had a stiffy every night that week
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Post by Northy on Jan 29, 2010 9:01:13 GMT
so from the original post are we to deduce that she was playing away and he wasn't getting any? so he kept her for the week and got his share before she went away? There's nowt as queer as folk  |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 29, 2010 9:03:53 GMT
so from the original post are we to deduce that she was playing away and he wasn't getting any? so he kept her for the week and got his share before she went away? There's nowt as queer as folk Well i'm guessing she was playing away...but who would want to lie next to a cold lifeless corpse for a week??? |
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Post by Northy on Jan 29, 2010 9:06:32 GMT
I call mine 'the Ice maiden' quiet often, but she does have a pulse  |
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Post by wembley4372 on Jan 29, 2010 9:06:59 GMT
Sounds familiar, I think I must have slept with her before. |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 29, 2010 10:11:32 GMT
women eh ?? you can't live without us though fellas can yer?.... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Northy on Jan 29, 2010 14:10:02 GMT
women eh ?? you can't live without us though fellas can yer?.... ;D ;D ;D I know, I hate dusting and ironing |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 29, 2010 20:11:27 GMT
Say what you like Northy...we know you love slipping you pinny on and doing a bit round the house ...  |
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Post by truckerged on Jan 30, 2010 16:17:40 GMT
so from the original post are we to deduce that she was playing away and he wasn't getting any? so he kept her for the week and got his share before she went away? There's nowt as queer as folk Well i'm guessing she was playing away...but who would want to lie next to a cold lifeless corpse for a week??? thats why i have never married ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by truckerged on Jan 30, 2010 16:21:33 GMT
Very perculiar situation indeed... fancy having your own blacksmith well he's not my own personal blacksmith Jonesy i share him with other local horse owners.... I ain't made of money.... allways thought that you liked a big strong beast between your legs magic ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by scfcrmagic on Jan 30, 2010 16:48:06 GMT
well he's not my own personal blacksmith Jonesy i share him with other local horse owners.... I ain't made of money.... allways thought that you liked a big strong beast between your legs magic ;D ;D ;D you're not wrong there ...he's a big lad that hoss of mine ... |
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Post by truckerged on Jan 31, 2010 14:38:39 GMT
allways thought that you liked a big strong beast between your legs magic ;D ;D ;D you're not wrong there ...he's a big lad that hoss of mine ... |
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Post by Tom UTP on Jan 31, 2010 22:41:46 GMT
I've never shoed a horse, but I've told a pony to fuck off...
I'll get me coat.
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