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Post by Cast no shadow on Nov 13, 2009 1:06:16 GMT
............jordan's chin ;D ;D
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Post by b34ts on Nov 13, 2009 1:08:50 GMT
justin fashanu had both kinds.
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Post by prong on Nov 13, 2009 1:11:44 GMT
What's had more balls than Jordan's chin? Stephen Hawking's ping-pong table. Mind you, I suppose he'd get someone else to pick them up. Forget that. If I played him I'd just smash it down the middle, dead hard.
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Post by b34ts on Nov 13, 2009 1:13:17 GMT
i'd twat it at his face.
OUCH.YOU.PRICK.
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Post by prong on Nov 13, 2009 1:14:02 GMT
COME ON HAWKING! YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING!
SMASH!
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Post by b34ts on Nov 13, 2009 1:16:05 GMT
Or play a drop shot so he smashes into the fucking table when he tries to reach it. I wonder if his machine says "i'm dead" when he dies?
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Post by scfcrmagic on Nov 13, 2009 8:12:35 GMT
apologies for this joke.......Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen hawking after a house fire..... Its wrong for so many reasons I know....
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Post by Bick on Nov 13, 2009 9:06:39 GMT
^^ Is that what that film Black Hawk(ing) Down is about??
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Post by scfcrmagic on Nov 13, 2009 9:14:45 GMT
Pisser ....Bickster ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Bick on Nov 13, 2009 9:32:45 GMT
Really?... I rather regretted that joke after the post... below par, like a birdie (now thats a golf joke).
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 13, 2009 12:22:29 GMT
I wonder if his machine says "i'm dead" when he dies? PISSER! ;D If it just starts going "Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep... Beep......Beeeeeeeep. I'm dead."
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Post by prong on Nov 13, 2009 12:29:15 GMT
Then his eyes would slowly fade out, like from off of Terminator.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Nov 13, 2009 12:41:33 GMT
Would his hand slowly curl into a fist with his thumb up? ;D
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Post by prong on Nov 13, 2009 13:00:44 GMT
I don't think so. I think he'd just give that trademark cheeky Hawking grin he always does.
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Post by Beardy200 on Nov 13, 2009 13:19:27 GMT
Really?... I rather regretted that joke after the post... below par, like a birdie (now thats a golf joke). Below par in golf is good mate but i appreciate the effort.
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Post by prong on Nov 13, 2009 13:42:16 GMT
Well Nick Price is one under par after the first round of the Childrens Miracle Network Classic, and he's only in joint 59th place. Doesn't seem very good to me.
Sometimes I wonder if you know what you're on about. ???
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Post by Brick-Top on Nov 13, 2009 14:22:19 GMT
I'll twat the lot of 'ya!
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Post by neoisd1 on Nov 13, 2009 17:08:06 GMT
I'll twat the lot of 'ya! I admire his determination, but someone should tell him that it's impossible to lick your own ear.
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Post by iilforddave on Nov 13, 2009 22:24:28 GMT
back in the 80s it was
whats seen more balls, ian Botham's bat, or Freddy Mercury's chin
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Post by PickSCFC on Nov 14, 2009 16:24:42 GMT
apologies for this joke.......Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen hawking after a house fire..... Its wrong for so many reasons I know.... i wonder if sal has read this post
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