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Post by padders01 on Apr 21, 2012 15:47:12 GMT
As many of you know, I love stats. These stats have previously been posted by other members, or are from Sky, Opta, or stats looked at myself. The stats are only league stats
Make of these stats what you like
- We have scored the least number of goals in the Premier League
- The least number in the whole of the Football League
- We scored 46 goals in the league last year, we are currently on 32 with 5 games left. You can't win football matches unless you score goals.
- We have scored 12 goals from open play all season
- The least number of successful passes in the PL
- The lowest possession in the PL
- The lowest shot accuracy in the PL
- We have managed only 84 shots on target all season (2.47 a game)
- Jon Walters has scored 2 goals in 22 games ( 1 of them was a penalty)
- We have failed to score in 13 games (1 in 2.61 games)
- We spent £22 million in the summer
- We finished with 46 points last season
- We have scored 3 goals from open play since 1st January (one of them was Crouch's wonder goal against Man City)
- The midfield has scored six goals between them
- Robin Van Persie has scored more goals than the whole of the Stoke squad
- We would be in the bottom 3 if the season started on 1st January
- We have the 12th best defence in the league
- 4.71 shots at goal per game (courtesy of phib)l
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Post by jarhead on Apr 21, 2012 15:49:42 GMT
Yeah but its been a fantastic season pulis will tell us and how excited we have been.
Depressing aint the word for that.its actually frightening but not a surprise from pulis team.
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Post by exiledstokie on Apr 21, 2012 15:52:33 GMT
As many of you know, I love stats. These stats have previously been posted by other members, or are from Sky, Opta, or stats looked at myself. The stats are only league stats Make of these stats what you like - We have scored the least number of goals in the Premier League - The least number in the whole of the Football League - We have scored 12 goals from open play all season - The least number of successful passes in the PL - The lowest possession in the PL - The lowest shot accuracy in the PL - We have managed only 84 shots on target all season (2.47 a game) - Jon Walters has scored 2 goals in 22 games ( 1 of them was a penalty) - We have failed to score in 13 games (1 in 2.61 games) - We spent £22 million in the summer - We finished with 46 points last season - We have scored 3 goals from open play since 1st January (one of them was Crouch's wonder goal against Man City) - The midfield was scored six goals between them - Robin Van Persie has scored more goals than the whole of the Stoke squad - We would be in the bottom 3 if the season started on 1st January - You should forward this thread on to Peter Coates. He's the only one who can save us from this negative shite |
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Post by Trouserdog on Apr 21, 2012 15:53:00 GMT
We have the look of a side that could be in serious trouble next season.
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Post by pulisincognito on Apr 21, 2012 15:53:46 GMT
fuck off to vale park then
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Post by dorsetpotter on Apr 21, 2012 15:55:12 GMT
Heres a stat for you, and this one matters, we are in the premier league and will be next season.
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Post by padders01 on Apr 21, 2012 15:55:32 GMT
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Post by exiledstokie on Apr 21, 2012 15:55:52 GMT
Heres a stat for you, and this one matters, we are in the premier league and will be next season. How about the season after next then? |
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Post by longtonstokie on Apr 21, 2012 15:56:31 GMT
fuck off to vale park then Typical rimmer response. Why dont you fuck off up the Vale if you like shite football!!!!! |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:00 GMT
You've forgot to say that Walters is in the top ten of miles run!  If only Crouch had run that far he might have scored more goals like a 10 million pound aged 30 plus striker should do. |
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Post by Mint Berry Barks on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:18 GMT
fuck off to vale park then He's posted facts about the football team we all support mate. You can't tell me you're not worried after reading those, surely? No need to be like that. |
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Post by philb on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:22 GMT
Heres a stat for you, and this one matters, we are in the premier league and will be next season. How about the season after next then? Ask Mystic Meg ;D |
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Post by likelyladgalizmo on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:27 GMT
Jesus Christ
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:29 GMT
- We finished with 46 points last season frightening  |
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Post by Kjones9 on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:36 GMT
We're 15th ffs
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Post by dorsetpotter on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:42 GMT
I would put money on it, we probably will be, at no stage this season or any of the 4 seasons in the prem have we been in a relegation scrap.
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Post by Peters Pipe on Apr 21, 2012 15:57:56 GMT
fuck off to vale park then # Twice in two threads. Lacking imagination a little there fella - perhaps try joining the discussion? |
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Post by padders01 on Apr 21, 2012 15:58:53 GMT
- We finished with 46 points last season frightening HA HA Thought it was worth putting in, although we have been dire to watch for 90% of this season, we actually might get more points than last season! |
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Post by ST5-POTTER on Apr 21, 2012 16:00:46 GMT
Some put these stats to Acres on P&G
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Post by boskampsflaps on Apr 21, 2012 16:01:52 GMT
- We finished with 46 points last season frightening HA HA Thought it was worth putting in, although we have been dire to watch for 90% of this season, we actually might get more points than last season! We might, which kinda makes all these stats that get put up a bit pointless. |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2012 16:02:12 GMT
As many of you know, I love stats. These stats have previously been posted by other members, or are from Sky, Opta, or stats looked at myself. The stats are only league stats Make of these stats what you like - We have scored the least number of goals in the Premier League - The least number in the whole of the Football League - We have scored 12 goals from open play all season - The least number of successful passes in the PL - The lowest possession in the PL - The lowest shot accuracy in the PL - We have managed only 84 shots on target all season (2.47 a game) - Jon Walters has scored 2 goals in 22 games ( 1 of them was a penalty) - We have failed to score in 13 games (1 in 2.61 games) - We spent £22 million in the summer - We finished with 46 points last season - We have scored 3 goals from open play since 1st January (one of them was Crouch's wonder goal against Man City) - The midfield was scored six goals between them - Robin Van Persie has scored more goals than the whole of the Stoke squad - We would be in the bottom 3 if the season started on 1st January - We have the 12th best defence in the league this has all got to be a massive concern. It's time for a sea change surely. Just not good enough considering we are one of the biggest spenders in the league. When will coatesy say enough is enough and stop the spending? |
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Post by longtonstokie on Apr 21, 2012 16:02:52 GMT
As many of you know, I love stats. These stats have previously been posted by other members, or are from Sky, Opta, or stats looked at myself. The stats are only league stats Make of these stats what you like - We have scored the least number of goals in the Premier League - The least number in the whole of the Football League - We have scored 12 goals from open play all season - The least number of successful passes in the PL - The lowest possession in the PL - The lowest shot accuracy in the PL - We have managed only 84 shots on target all season (2.47 a game) - Jon Walters has scored 2 goals in 22 games ( 1 of them was a penalty) - We have failed to score in 13 games (1 in 2.61 games) - We spent £22 million in the summer - We finished with 46 points last season - We have scored 3 goals from open play since 1st January (one of them was Crouch's wonder goal against Man City) - The midfield was scored six goals between them - Robin Van Persie has scored more goals than the whole of the Stoke squad - We would be in the bottom 3 if the season started on 1st January - We have the 12th best defence in the league Thanks Padders, yes - some absolutely frightening stats. Just hope Peter Coates is aware and takes some action!! |
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Post by fortressbritannia on Apr 21, 2012 16:03:47 GMT
As many of you know, I love stats. These stats have previously been posted by other members, or are from Sky, Opta, or stats looked at myself. The stats are only league stats Make of these stats what you like - We have scored the least number of goals in the Premier League - The least number in the whole of the Football League - We have scored 12 goals from open play all season - The least number of successful passes in the PL - The lowest possession in the PL - The lowest shot accuracy in the PL - We have managed only 84 shots on target all season (2.47 a game) - Jon Walters has scored 2 goals in 22 games ( 1 of them was a penalty) - We have failed to score in 13 games (1 in 2.61 games) - We spent £22 million in the summer - We finished with 46 points last season - We have scored 3 goals from open play since 1st January (one of them was Crouch's wonder goal against Man City) - The midfield was scored six goals between them - Robin Van Persie has scored more goals than the whole of the Stoke squad - We would be in the bottom 3 if the season started on 1st January - We have the 12th best defence in the league The midfield has to take a lot of flack for pritty much all of those stats |
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Post by baltipiesmuggler on Apr 21, 2012 16:04:46 GMT
Heres a stat for you, and this one matters, we are in the premier league and will be next season. That's a fact, not a stat. Yeah, it's great to have another season, but Jesus we've got to improve! |
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Post by Peters Pipe on Apr 21, 2012 16:04:55 GMT
As many of you know, I love stats. These stats have previously been posted by other members, or are from Sky, Opta, or stats looked at myself. The stats are only league stats Make of these stats what you like - We have scored the least number of goals in the Premier League - The least number in the whole of the Football League - We have scored 12 goals from open play all season - The least number of successful passes in the PL - The lowest possession in the PL - The lowest shot accuracy in the PL - We have managed only 84 shots on target all season (2.47 a game) - Jon Walters has scored 2 goals in 22 games ( 1 of them was a penalty) - We have failed to score in 13 games (1 in 2.61 games) - We spent £22 million in the summer - We finished with 46 points last season - We have scored 3 goals from open play since 1st January (one of them was Crouch's wonder goal against Man City) - The midfield was scored six goals between them - Robin Van Persie has scored more goals than the whole of the Stoke squad - We would be in the bottom 3 if the season started on 1st January - We have the 12th best defence in the league Ouch... I wonder what next season, our 150th anniversary, will bring? Scary.... |
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Post by BryStokeCityFC on Apr 21, 2012 16:05:34 GMT
The thing is, the way we play is mediocre in a way so we will be a constant mid table team, so you can guarantee pulis will be sticking to basics, unless we can land a good
3 or 4 good with the ball players who can pick a pass, which clearly isn't easy for us because of the style of play
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Post by Murdoc Niccals on Apr 21, 2012 16:07:34 GMT
Don't worry, the rimtards will be on defending them.
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Post by dorsetpotter on Apr 21, 2012 16:09:24 GMT
Heres a stat for you, and this one matters, we are in the premier league and will be next season. That's a fact, not a stat. Yeah, it's great to have another season, but Jesus we've got to improve! Everyone of Padders stats is fact |
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Post by bunnyscfc on Apr 21, 2012 16:10:04 GMT
fuck off to vale park then Is that all you can say? Why not offering opinion, banter or answers? For the money the club has spent this season has been pretty crap bar a handful of games. |
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Post by skelman on Apr 21, 2012 16:13:16 GMT
& 3 points off 10th (which would be our highest finish to date) with 3 home games & QPR away to go !! Get a grip !! |
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If only Crouch had run that far he might have scored more goals like a 10 million pound aged 30 plus striker should do.
