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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2009 0:43:42 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2009 0:40:23 GMT
good health................
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2009 0:32:43 GMT
TIME FOR A PINTCome on down - you have won: One mother who cannot cook and a litre of ajax bathroom cleaner Wooooohooooo I'm a winner! I love your mum and ajax is the most fantastic bathroom cleaner ever.. Mr muscle is wank in comparison! off to find some smutty images for the men's health thread but I'LL BE BACKKKK!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2009 0:27:33 GMT
a-ha the "watchman formally known as southcheshirestokie" is on guard.
good evening Block26!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2009 0:19:17 GMT
p.p.p.s feer is worse than fear.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 9, 2009 0:17:58 GMT
"How much for a 3 legged dog and a mum that can't cook?" keep the dog....... I want your mum! I'll give you a litre of vodka, a multi pack of Walkers crisps and a bog roll. That is my final offer! p.s Feer not for I am here........ and not pissed....... honest!!!!!!! p.p.s HELLO fellow watchpeoples!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 7, 2009 13:34:54 GMT
The person who has started the thread has then deleted their post or it could be aliens with superior intellect and technology, or maybe the board is just fucked.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 6, 2009 21:44:59 GMT
Very nice vid., sexy ladies kissing each other should definitely be encouraged!
and to answer the question..... The todger is now standing to attention!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 6, 2009 21:30:57 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 6, 2009 21:17:01 GMT
Early duties....
IN!
wont be here for long, roll on Thursday (the first of six whole days off work) so I can crawl out of bed at a sensible time instead of at stupid o'clock in the morning.
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Banksy
Jul 5, 2009 20:36:25 GMT
Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 5, 2009 20:36:25 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 4, 2009 1:06:31 GMT
hi.......... I'm back!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 4, 2009 1:00:37 GMT
Not sure how to beat Barbarella but in the interests of our health here goes....
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 3, 2009 21:41:32 GMT
ffs!! Ive just spilt my drink all over my bed!!! what a ballache!!! Schoolboy error. ;D IN! PUB TIME!! OUT!!!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 3, 2009 0:03:40 GMT
Rhodesy. Please stop being such a CUNT. The first message board I ever posted on was the Rivals Oatcake site, it was ok a few years ago. Then they had their revamp which was a total mess. Good riddance to that chav infested wasteland. The only bad thing is we will now get more scrotums posting on here.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 23:49:00 GMT
Nice one, just checked my loose change and no luck. Maybe I could file the date off one.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 23:42:21 GMT
eh up, not bad mate. Just had a pint of water to try to cool down, it seems to have worked.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 23:38:39 GMT
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 23:31:50 GMT
evening ^
IN!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 23:30:36 GMT
I carry the necrocard, does that count? It's old but I like to recycle my jokes too. God I'm so good!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:45:15 GMT
P.S hannah is very niceeeeeee!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:42:06 GMT
sound as a pound, all i need is fucked up sleeping pattern and mindless ramblings, ideal nice one... I need some kip now. so it looks like you're on guard duty tonight! ;D Goodnight. I'll leave these ladies to keep you company.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:32:33 GMT
fuck me thats a real song???? from a respected artist???? i give up how do i become a nightwatchman? is the initiation severe? Post whatever comes into your mind on this thread and kill zombies... then you will be a nightwatchman, easy. No initiation unless you're a kinky bugger then we will get Paula m to shave your body and then Birchesheadpotter will do the rest. Trust me forget the initiation and just join us.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:26:48 GMT
Evening. evening.... just incase you hadn't noticed I'm slightly pissed.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:24:47 GMT
I didn't type be side, I put !b! side. how dare proboards try to correct me.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:21:53 GMT
if you put those lyrics over a celine dion b-side you've got urself a stonkin tune It's actually a dodgy Prince b side... maybe Celine could do my backing vocals.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:16:59 GMT
i stepped on a frog once.... cant look at them anymore, its either fear or guilt.... is this the psychiatry board? Frogs are sometimes suicidal, If he/she had wanted to, a quick hop would have cleared the danger. Feel no more trauma about this subject because you are innocent......... for further enlightenment become a NightWatchman.... May peace, love and good fortune be with you and may you kill every sorrymotherfuckingevilbastardofazombie you come across...
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jul 1, 2009 0:07:22 GMT
Damn, that's the last time I do business with frogs................ Toads are the way forwards.................................................... Pure Genius....... ;D ;D Why thank you kind wench If I had your number Id call you on the phone Id breathe a little heavy, fuck it, maybe Id start to groan I dont love you Im just a horny toad I dont want your money cause I got all I need All I want is to rub your body until you start to bleed I dont love you Im just a horny toad If I had your address Id come right 2 your door Id knock all day till you let me in and then Id knock some more I aint crazy Im just a horny toad If you think Im nasty you aint seen nothing yet Ysee Im the kinda brother that the more you scream the nastier I get I cant help it Im just a horny toad Now watch me dance! Run and go tell your boyfriend His loving has got you bored Might as well pack his things and get his bad ass on the road Tell him you live on a lilly pad With a horny toad. lots of love, Pinty.
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 30, 2009 11:17:49 GMT
You can get one of those infra-red contraptions that shoots water whenever a cat goes within 10 ft of it ;D or a alarm which emits a very high pitch noise, I used to have one to keep a heron out of the pond and it worked a treat . there's on one ebay for 20 quidI'd recommend one of those high pitched cat scare thingys, they work a treat. Got one to stop the neighbours cat from crapping in my garden. After it was installed, the filthy cat started shitting in it's owners garden. Result!
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Post by Time4aPINT on Jun 30, 2009 0:08:52 GMT
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