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Post by Danstoke82 on Feb 20, 2008 13:44:40 GMT
In celebration of the most overhyped awards show in Britian...the Brit Awards...I thought it would of been a great idea for an award for the biggest idiot in football, as chosen by all the mighty Stokies out there.
Its obvious to us all that we arent the most loved team in the league and every week it seems like someone is shooting their mouth off about us, whether it be a rival manager, player or someone on the telly, question is....we all know that they are all a bunch of tossers, but who is the biggest tosser?...who deserves the award?..I'd be interested to know who you think is either the most jealous or just blatantly....a tosser.
Here are the nominations.....
Dave Jones (Sheepshaggers F.C.) - For his contribution for being the most idiotic manager even seen at the Brit this season, and the ball boy attack incident.
Bryan Robson (Haha no freaking job) - For being the most boring manager ever seen at the Brit and criticising our style of play. Please note, this twat is now un-employed.
Tony "Dos Santo Zagalo" Mowbray (West Brazil) - For basically, being the most ugliest manager ever seen at the Brit, and actually getting upset that his Brazilian outfit got "bullied" by them nasty Potter boys.
Alan Pardew (Charlton) - For being the most up-his own arse manager ever seen at the Brit. This guy thinks he is so much better than he actually is. Bless.
Glenn Rodent (Norwich) - For being the most familiar looking manager ever to look like a Rat ever seen at the Brit. Yawn, yet another manager who cried when his little canaries got pushed about by them nasty Potter boys.
Marc Bircham - For being the most overated tosser ever seen at the Brit. Stokies will remember this guy for trying to get the whole of our team sent off when he came up with QPR.
Simon Royce - For being the most stupidist wanker ever seen at the Brit. This twat thought he could wind up the Boothen, only to be battered. Chuckle.
Paul Merson - For being the most drunkest, over-weight tosser ever to get some TV time on SKY. What has SKY become when they put an ex-alky who struggled to manage even at Walsall, this guy never has anything good to say about Stoke.
Tony "Original West 'AM shagging tosser - For being quite possibly the biggest wankpiece ever seen on Sky sports. The guy was crap when he played!. He is nominated for his clear discomfort at commentating on the Stoke - Southampton match and sighing when Stoke went 3-0 up.
Ian Payne - For being the most biased anchorman ever seen on SKY. Deary me, Jeff Stelling dont have anything to worry about when this inbred takes the main seat. He is widely remembered for the night Stoke went to Palarse, in Warnocks first game. As soon as Stoke took the lead, he simply didn't bother getting updates and by-passed the result when it came up on the vidi-printer. Throughout the whole night he made constant five minute checks between the West Brazil - Blackpool match which ironically ended 0-0.
John Salako - For being the most biased commentator ever seen on SKY. If it's not Reading or Crystal Palace, this tosser just ain't interested. I've never seen a man so close to tossing himself off during a Champ game a few seasons back when Reading were playing "Flowing - West Brazil" type football.
Gary Lineker and his BBC cronies - For being the most unfunny geriatric knobheads ever seen on the BBC. They honestly think they are footballing royalty. Alan Hansen, giving expert analysis during an England match? FFS!...THE GUY IS SCOTTISH!!. Most Stokies will remember this lot for showing Ricardo Fuller clips during half-time against Newcastle, the clips showed the two times that Fuller miscontrolled a football, they found it so funny, yet didn't really bother showing all the chances we had at scoring. No Fuller's incidents were the highlight of their halves...wankers....
And finally.....not forgetting...... of course...
Matt Smith & Gabriel Clarke - For being the most West Brazil loving, non-footy knowing wankers ever seen on ITV. Most Stokies now know that it simply isn't worth watching the Championship highlights, especially if we have won, because 15 seconds of action just simply don't cut it, unlike the 20mins that West Brazil and Southampton usually get. I wouldn't be surprised if they are both at the Hawthorns know, tugging over the player posters they have outside the dressing rooms. I've always known that Clarke has a slight passion for Kev Phillips.
Well thats it....Ladies and Gentlemen the winner for the Stokies recognition of the biggest wanker in football award is...... (drum roll)
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Post by lordb on Feb 20, 2008 13:49:47 GMT
my vote goes to Glen Roeder for his insane bitterness after SCFC (despite the score only being 2.1) battered his weak Norwich side.
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Post by miltonstokie on Feb 20, 2008 13:50:32 GMT
It's a toughy that, there all wankers in their own right.I'd vote for either Dave Jones or Rodent Rat
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Post by LH_SCFC on Feb 20, 2008 13:53:23 GMT
Tough list to choose from. Usually I'd go for the likes of Simon Jordan, but I'm actually preferring Palace to a lot of other clubs this season.
I'll throw Scott Minto into the hat! TWAT!
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Post by Danstoke82 on Feb 20, 2008 13:55:59 GMT
Darn I forgot Scott Minto, there is just so many you lose count!
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Post by RAF on Feb 20, 2008 13:56:24 GMT
Alex Ferguson
Robbie Savage
Andy Hesenthaller
into the mix aswell
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 20, 2008 13:56:54 GMT
Dave Jones and Ian Payne neck and neck for me (or should that be arsehole to arsehole?). Those two make Mick McCarthy look like a good bloke.
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Post by Danstoke82 on Feb 20, 2008 13:57:18 GMT
Haha, we could write a book!! Stick them into it too!
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Post by soicowboy on Feb 20, 2008 13:58:36 GMT
All irritating but no one can top  |
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Post by LH_SCFC on Feb 20, 2008 13:59:54 GMT
Tough list to choose from. Usually I'd go for the likes of Simon Jordan, but I'm actually preferring Palace to a lot of other clubs this season. I'll throw Scott Minto into the hat! TWAT! On second thoughts, I retract my statement. I'll throw Scott Minto off a 24-floored building instead. |
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Post by Northy on Feb 20, 2008 14:00:24 GMT
Rob styles, Garth Crookes, Gum chewing "SIR" ?? Ferguson, Wayne (once a blue always a blue) Rooney , Ashley Cole, Ronaldo and his facial expressions,
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Feb 20, 2008 14:06:57 GMT
Ian Wright, John Terry, Steven Gerrard, Joey Barton
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Post by potter84 on Feb 20, 2008 14:26:08 GMT
Its a tough choice because imho they all deserve the award but im gonna go for Tony "Garincha" Mowbray...the football messiah....yea right..thank u very much for another 3 points for the potters Mowbrayaldo. Good nominations danstoke82.
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Post by leeklad on Feb 20, 2008 14:26:12 GMT
peter swann!How that twat laughed has he cleared BIG DAVE regis,s shot away that got stuck in the mud.BAAASTARRRD.
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Post by stokeylad on Feb 20, 2008 14:47:49 GMT
got to be ashley cole, who in their right mind would cheat on cheryl tweedy
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Post by jacksscfc on Feb 20, 2008 15:13:30 GMT
Dennis Wise I hate that Shortarsed little TWAT.
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Post by banburypotter on Feb 20, 2008 15:32:16 GMT
can you add bob(fuck) hall and gary stillborn to that list as they represent central nonews ;D
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Post by Godo on Feb 20, 2008 15:35:25 GMT
Surely that swarthy dodgy car salesman Phil Brown from Hull must be in the running for "the most up-his own arse manager ever seen at the Brit". The wanker was playing to the crowd from the first minute, waving, jumping up and down and generally just begging to be twatted. The nonentity actually gave the impression that we'd all turned up to watch him.
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Post by Fenparkpotter on Feb 20, 2008 15:37:02 GMT
Pardew from the list, but special mentions for Ca$hley Cole, Joey Barton and Scott Minto
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Post by onesteventweed on Feb 20, 2008 15:39:36 GMT
COLIN WANKER
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2008 15:52:50 GMT
Peter Scudamore gets my vote -for allowing greed to totally contradict the original basis upon which the entire premeir league concept was originally sold to us, 12 years ago.
i.e. 'to reduce the number of teams in the top flight, reduce the number of competitive games, in order to imporve the quality of our football and, improve the quality of our international side as a result' - unquote
Id like to shove these words right down the greedy scheming bastards throat !
and Im always happy to remind anyone about this !
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Post by The Toxic Avenger on Feb 20, 2008 15:57:18 GMT
Agreed Tony. During one of the big four's summer tours of the Far East, Scudamore said that the reduced competition in the premier league was a good thing because "these fans out here love the fact that teams they've heard of are winning the big prizes".
He's the AntiChrist of football.
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Post by POS51 on Feb 20, 2008 16:02:56 GMT
Alan Pardew, the mans a deluded idiot.
I have a deep dis-like for this fool, he thinks he's far better than he really is.
His recent comments about poor pitches favouring teams 'like Stoke and Watford' are total bollocks. Has he seen the pitch at the Brit, its mint!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2008 16:22:06 GMT
Good thread this - may I also add Trevor Brooking and that fat useless bastard at the FA to the list also ?
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Post by smirny72 on Feb 20, 2008 16:26:33 GMT
Well thought a thread and my vote goes to....................................
Dave Jones no doubt about it
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Post by bromleystoke on Feb 20, 2008 17:01:21 GMT
Merson, embarassing to be a human being when you see that cunt
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Post by RAF on Feb 20, 2008 17:03:31 GMT
;D CLASS
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Post by dexter97 on Feb 20, 2008 17:25:14 GMT
No Peter Beagrie on the shortlist? I'd have thought his obvious contempt for us constitutes an even greater treachery, him being a former Stokie and all that...
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Post by salopstick on Feb 20, 2008 17:57:57 GMT
unless ive missed him already i present
played for 100s of clubs only good at 1, gambling addict, no shin pad wearing cunt and bad cop to peter beagries "good cop"
steve claridge
is it gary newborn on youre on sky sports, he's a cunt too and that scottish cunt who now is closing rural post offices
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Post by thevue on Feb 20, 2008 18:06:09 GMT
danstoke82-whats the difference between a wanker and a tosser?
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