8-1, with Jay playing and with me not playing? Wouldn't happen, Jay is the most useless Fifa player i've ever come across
are we on tonight? back to work today so could to with a laugh tonight, and theres nothing better to laugh at than Jay's performances....................haha
No I wasn't playing
For some reason whenever I'm playing online, the reaction time between what I press and when it actually happens on screen is at least 3 fucking seconds. Winds me up.. so I end up tackling Matt and scoring instead ;D
Post by griffoisalegend on Jan 5, 2009 20:51:16 GMT
Well, just played my most enjoyable match - against a West Brom fan.
He went 2-0 up inside 30 mins - and his goal celebrations were quite frankly , disprespecful.
His first, Bednar ran up to Sorenson and started running around him, with a sssssh gesture. I thought , right, i'll fucking nail him now, no one does that to Sorro - i'm pushing forward , and bloody Kitson loses it - they break with Miller , 2-0 . Miller then celebrates by jumping in the air and attempting to hit Sorenson whilst doing so.
I score 4 goals in the second half, Lawrence wins it with the third , a tap in when Fuller is thwarted by one fucking greedy bastard . I finish it off with super sub Mama going on a run from inside his own half to finish with a strike in the top corner - my celebration? One of those slides with the knees - i can't do fuck all else ;D
Last Edit: Jan 5, 2009 20:55:09 GMT by griffoisalegend - Back to Top
Bit unfair that matty, I think im pretty good in defense.
Theres nothing i can do when people don't listen and play a standard 4 4 2 formation, 4 4 2 doesn't work against good teams and i get played of the field.
Offside is not my fault yesterday we had someone else who kept using any with me and he would leave all his players offside and i would go to them and end up offside. The computer also likes to wander off and let the player stand offside.
Before i decided to be the guy that uses ANY we were conceding 4 or 5 + goals a game now we conceed less, anyway Dicko's own goal yesterday was the computer's fault, if the player doesn't clear there is nothing i can possibly do.
BaYERN MUNICH, 5 star team at home. Me as our beloved Potters, 3 star team.
I load up the new team specs, Fuck me, Cressy is on at 75 and Fuller is 68?? Well, I sub the fucker and have cressy on in the line up. Team read like this
Sorro -73 Higgy - 74 Olifinjana (gets 77 as a CB) Big Faye - 77 is it I forgot Shawcross - 74
So I was pretty pleased with my back 5 Then i had Pugh Delap Whelan someone else, perhaps the other faye. They were all 70+ too
Kitsomn 74 Cressy 75
Anywa, I got 6000 points. This dude has 90000. He thinks hes a bit specail, tries some moves. I OWN HIM. All the possesion mine, all the shots mine, cant fookin score like and he goes 1 - 0 up after 42 mins. Gutted.
Second half, much the same. These players WILL NOT SCORE! He is hitting the post from WAAAY out. But he cant play, he is shit. 75 minutes gone, I find my self 3 - 0 down.
ITS TIME TO BRING OUT THE GOD THAT IS RICARDO FULLER.
He comes on, beats a man, puts Kito thru. 3 - 1.
Kick off, Fuller charges the ball down, gets on the edge of the box, puts in a cross, CRESSWEL! 3 - 2 (79 minutes)
Kick off, Bayern go wide, whelan gets it, gives it to fuller. BEATS 3 players before passing to Kito who passes to Whelan who started it and BANG! 3 - 3 after justy a few minutes of Ricardo coming oN! 83 mins now.
Anyway, next 7 mins is nail biting, end to end stuff, well really it was in the middle of the pitch. Fuller wins the ball, sends it to cressy, who looses it but its won back on the edge of the box by HIGGY who goes thru 1 on 1.