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Post by PickSCFC on Mar 25, 2009 18:31:47 GMT
why dont the club line up all the smokers against the wall and shoot them all with a machine gun
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Post by DannyStokie on Mar 25, 2009 18:35:16 GMT
why dont the club line up all the smokers against the wall and shoot them all with a machine gun it's not your fault no one loves you is it?
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Post by Paul Spencer on Mar 25, 2009 18:45:18 GMT
But why should we pay for shelters? Why should we pay for stewards to stand by the buses at the top of the bank, let's do away with them eh? because of course nobody is going to jump the que. WOULDN'T WORK. Why pay for stewards to stand around the pitch, because nobody's going to run onto the pitch are they? WOULDN'T WORK. Why pay for police around the away end? Because of course if they weren't there, then nobody would start fighting. WOULDN'T WORK. Hey why do we even need to pay for turnstile operators? Let's leave the doors wide open and TELL people not to come in if they haven't got a valid ticket ... WOULDN'T WORK. Let's TELL people not to smoke at half time in the toilets, rather than providing them with an alternative. ERM ... WELL WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT ONE DON'T WE? You may think that some of the earlier suggestions are just stupid, and indeed they are, but they are based on exactly the premise of YOURS, that is trying to avoid a consequence by appealing to peoples' better nature, if it works then fine, but if it doesn't then you HAVE to do something about it. Let's erect a few shelters around the ground, and let the smokers in there. PROBABLY WILL WORK Give the club some credit, burying your head in the sand and repeatedly WISHING that the smokers wouldn't smoke aint going to solve owt.
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 25, 2009 18:48:15 GMT
I aint arsed if they go out for a smoke. Let them out. But why provide shelters for them? THEY ARE OUTSIDE!!!!!!!
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Post by Paul Spencer on Mar 25, 2009 18:56:23 GMT
I aint arsed if they go out for a smoke. Let them out. But why provide shelters for them? THEY ARE OUTSIDE!!!!!!! That's a fair question, I think most smokers would be happy just to go outside, as they would be if they were in a pub or a restaurant. I guess it might be to do with security, and that the club are in some way obliged to be responsible for their patrons once the game has kicked off, although I really am just guessing here. However if the one off cost of building the shelters proved to work out as less of an expense to SCFC than the cost of paying (over many seasons) stewards to eject people from the ground for smoking, would you then by happy?
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 25, 2009 19:01:58 GMT
Mmmm let's say £10,000 for shelters. Let's say 20,000 season tickets at an average of £300 including concessions = £6 million. Lets say an average of 7,000 pay on the day fans (including opposition) for 19 games at an average of £30 per game including concessions = £3.99 million. Total £9.99 million but let's call it £10 million to make the maths easier.
Average amount per seat per game allocated to the smoking shelters = £10k divided by £10 million.
Cost of shelters per person = 1p per game or £19p per season ticket.
Don't know about you Stafford Stokie but I can afford it. ;D
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Post by stokie25 on Mar 25, 2009 19:02:29 GMT
Well said Stafford, i agree with you on this one. Why cant smokers not last 90 minutes without a fag? Its hard to piss when you cant even see your dick due to the smoke in the toilets. smoke isn't the reason you can't see your dick Well i think it's outrageous! It's cold and windy outside and i'll reserve my complaint until i see if there is adequate seating and a sufficient number of chimineas to keep us warm.
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Post by Lakeland Potter on Mar 25, 2009 19:08:09 GMT
Damn, forgot the chimeneas! Ok let's say an extra £150 x 10 = £1,500 for the chimeneas.
I can still afford to pay. ;D
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 25, 2009 19:21:30 GMT
Mmmm let's say £10,000 for shelters. Let's say 20,000 season tickets at an average of £300 including concessions = £6 million. Lets say an average of 7,000 pay on the day fans (including opposition) for 19 games at an average of £30 per game including concessions = £3.99 million. Total £9.99 million but let's call it £10 million to make the maths easier. Average amount per seat per game allocated to the smoking shelters = £10k divided by £10 million. Cost of shelters per person = 1p per game or £19p per season ticket. Don't know about you Stafford Stokie but I can afford it. ;D Fuck it. When you put it like that I will put my fishin rod away. ;D
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Post by stayingupforbigbazza on Mar 25, 2009 19:28:36 GMT
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Post by DannyStokie on Mar 25, 2009 19:43:07 GMT
I wonder bother with stafford stokie, hes a toss pot of the highest order. You may as well be a west brom fan ey stafford?
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 25, 2009 19:44:53 GMT
I wonder bother with stafford stokie, hes a toss pot of the highest order. You may as well be a west brom fan ey stafford? Why is that then Dan?
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Post by DannyStokie on Mar 25, 2009 19:46:06 GMT
I wonder bother with stafford stokie, hes a toss pot of the highest order. You may as well be a west brom fan ey stafford? Why is that then Dan? Backing the baggies up on their forum, even hinting I'm a "clingon"
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 25, 2009 19:54:04 GMT
Not at all mate. They made a comment about crowds last season compared to this. I was talkin about the extra people that have suddenly turned up. I could hardly argue against it could I?
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 25, 2009 20:45:36 GMT
You still here Dan. You can say sorry whenever you are ready.
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Post by JamesBeattiesSphincter on Mar 25, 2009 21:33:00 GMT
And the award for the biggest ignoramous in history and also the award for being the thickest pile of excrement ever to get on this messageboard goes to the retard that is hamburgpotter. Well Done.
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Post by DannyStokie on Mar 25, 2009 23:20:56 GMT
You still here Dan. You can say sorry whenever you are ready. After re reading it i still believe it was aimed towards me, but tell me, you really believe they will out sing us?
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Post by PotterLog on Mar 26, 2009 0:21:41 GMT
And the award for the biggest ignoramous in history and also the award for being the thickest pile of excrement ever to get on this messageboard goes to the retard that is hamburgpotter. Well Done. Eloquently put, would've said something similar but don't want to get banned. ;D At various points on this thread he has implied that he thinks that it is questionable whether smoking causes cancer, that immigrants are the problem with the NHS (the NHS would be utterly fucked if it weren't for the immigrants that work there) - this despite having "sponged" off a foreign state himself - and at one point he seemed to suggest that humans don't breathe oxygen, although maybe I read that bit wrong... ;D
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 3:11:53 GMT
Potter log when have I sponged off a foreign state ? I,m working in germany thank you very much...and the oxygen bit you did read wrong,try again please young man,and JamesBeattisSpinx....thanks for the award,much appreciated...
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 3:25:13 GMT
And all this from a bloke who lives in a foreign country and complains about immigrants in this country. Says it all really.
Stafford you prick !! thats why I left my country,its getting took over by immigrants...and at my last check werent England in the EU ?? So how is it a foreign country? I will wait till your mum wakes you up ready for school for my reply..... must get numbers 248 and 678 today got some good swaps!!!! pisser !!
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 26, 2009 7:25:46 GMT
You still here Dan. You can say sorry whenever you are ready. After re reading it i still believe it was aimed towards me, but tell me, you really believe they will out sing us? Try again Dan. It wasn't aimed at you at all. It was about all the prem fans that have turned up this season. I also said it can only be good for the club. Of course they will out sing us. They have about 20,000 compared to a couple of 000 of us. But if you keep reading I also said unless we get a couple of goals early on. Fuck me. I am a Stoke fan like everyone else on here but it don't mean I cant talk/post on other teams message boards. Are you sure you ain't pissed off because you got banned after making a total cock of yourself.
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 26, 2009 8:19:33 GMT
And all this from a bloke who lives in a foreign country and complains about immigrants in this country. Says it all really. Stafford you prick !! thats why I left my country,its getting took over by immigrants...and at my last check werent England in the EU ?? So how is it a foreign country? I will wait till your mum wakes you up ready for school for my reply..... must get numbers 248 and 678 today got some good swaps!!!! pisser !! Wow. Did you learn those big swear words in Germany?
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 9:00:10 GMT
Stafford.........nearly 3000 posts on here in 15 months PLUS!!! you collect footy cards!!! Get a life my friend....or get a woman or a couple of mates to pass your time instead of winding people up on here. You really are a sad individual,I come on here to find out about Stoke cause we dont get any coverage in Germany, but you my friend!!! get all the gossip on the tele,text and papers, are you really that lonely that the oatcake board is your only way of interacting with people ?Go and get them swaps you need saddo!!!!Oh, and on another one.have you ever been out of Stafford? seriously now ?or wont mumsy let you travel on your own!!!
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 26, 2009 9:04:42 GMT
Haha. I think we are better off without the likes of you anyway. Have a nice day.
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 9:12:16 GMT
Stafford, whats up mate cant you answer them questions without making zourself look a prick?? You keyboard warrior.....and on checking your latest posts...you not to bad at robbing the state yourself are you mate, dont pay me enough to live off so sign on and get cash in hand work!!!!! So why the feck are you worried about the cost of a few shelters at Stoke? If you signed off the dole and got yourself a job instead of spending your entire life on this board or collecting kiddies football cards the money you would save the state would pay for them smoking shelters................whats the phone number again for grassing dole cheats up?????? ha ha
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 26, 2009 9:16:35 GMT
Stafford, whats up mate cant you answer them questions without making zourself look a prick?? You keyboard warrior.....and on checking your latest posts...you not to bad at robbing the state yourself are you mate, dont pay me enough to live off so sign on and get cash in hand work!!!!! So why the feck are you worried about the cost of a few shelters at Stoke? If you signed off the dole and got yourself a job instead of spending your entire life on this board or collecting kiddies football cards the money you would save the state would pay for them smoking shelters................whats the phone number again for grassing dole cheats up?????? ha ha Try reading this whole thread mate. Far from a keyboard warrior bud. Now go and shag ya hairy crout and leave us normal folk to it. Do you know any English words of more than 4 letters? Now then. What are these questions?
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 9:35:38 GMT
Mar 23, 2009, 7:53pm, Stafford-Stokie wrote:By calling people lazy because they don't/cant do voluntary work without bothering with the facts. Jog on son.
Edit. Forgot to say. I am a sparky. I am getting plenty of cash in hand but not enough to earn a good wage so not worth signing off. So you see I don't have time to do voluntary work.
Correct me if Im wrong mr high and mighty footy card collector.....but isnt this you!! that wrote this ? get a job get a life and THEN collect your footy cards
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 9:38:37 GMT
Does the word hypocrit come to mind? thats got more than 4 letters hasnt it? Heres you worrying about the cost of a couple of smoking sheds and yet you ripping the state off every week!!!
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Post by Stafford-Stokie on Mar 26, 2009 9:45:08 GMT
Read the whole of THIS thread mate. It explains that I was winding that poster up. Don't get me wrong though. If I could get work cash in hand I would do it so I can but more footie stickers. ;D Bored of you now. Ive had my fun. Jog on son.
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Post by hamburgpotter on Mar 26, 2009 9:49:23 GMT
Stafford...you are one sad individual!!! Let me know where you drink on match days if your mum lets you out to play at weekends? I will be over for the Blackburn match and have got some swaps I would love to give you!!!Hopefully you might have sorted your fat lazy arse a job out by then!!!
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