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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 8, 2009 22:34:47 GMT
We have all had them ;D so what was your most embarrassing one?
Mine was when i was in isolation at school and the head came down the corridor with some people from the council. Was proper hard to hide ;D
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Post by Adster on Feb 8, 2009 22:37:19 GMT
at school in an RE class, i sad during the film fondling this girls breasts, the lights got switched on and i had to stand at the front of the class, i didnt even have time to arrange myself to hide it, propper embarrasing ;D
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Feb 8, 2009 22:37:49 GMT
When I was in hospital in Australia and the doctor was having a feel around the bottom of my belly because I had suspected Appendicitis. I had this raging hard on because my girlfriend at the time was by the bed and we had been talking fairly dirty and the doctor brushed the top of my throbbing hampton.. I almost fucking died  |
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Post by Dr. Doofenshmirtz on Feb 8, 2009 22:40:05 GMT
When I was in hospital in Australia and the doctor was having a feel around the bottom of my belly because I had suspected Appendicitis. I had this raging hard on because my girlfriend at the time was by the bed and we had been talking fairly dirty and the doctor brushed the top of my throbbing hampton.. I almost fucking died GAY!!! ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by SuperRickyFuller on Feb 8, 2009 22:44:50 GMT
It was a female doctor who had a South African accent  |
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Post by R.I.P Fullers Nan on Feb 9, 2009 0:28:36 GMT
We were in PE last year playing badminton and they werent enough nets etc for everyone to play some the lads waited to the side. Even when they was nets availble we couldnt be arsed. anyway i think one of my mates got in an argument with the supply teacher but whilst doing this he had a boner over this girl in our class (she is fine!), so when the teacher asked him to get up he kept on saying yeah i will in one minute etc., until the point where he got up and basically bent down trying to hit it whist laughing 2 the changing rooms.
pisser
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 9, 2009 19:14:15 GMT
I have two really embarassing ones.
I went for an interview at a local betting company that begins with "B" and sitting there my a but nervous attention was drawn to the low cut top the woman was wearing doing the interview and the interesting cleavage on show. Next minute the hampton has the stonk on but it is at such a sick angle where it is wedged with my boxers and sticks out like mad. Moving the offending object would mean definatly showing the screatures state off so I had to sit there while answering all these questions hoping the old fella would get himself togethor and sotrt it out.
Second time was at the doctors when I went for a problem with the old nut sack. She started fiddling about and up he shot like a sergeant major had just wandered onto the parade ground. There was no getting away from things so to rectify the problem the bitch give him a slap on the knob with the reflex hammer. Tell you what lads he soon went down and I never went back ;D
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Post by french toast on Feb 9, 2009 19:30:54 GMT
aint it funny, all these doctors are female!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and everyone knows that you go to male doctor witha problem down there
which makes youy all liars and gay ;D
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 9, 2009 19:43:00 GMT
There was not a male doctor available at the time and to be honest I never actually stated the nature opf the complaint and it was kind of sprung on her as I needed a doctor as soon as possible so make or female it matters not to me.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Feb 9, 2009 20:15:51 GMT
one always use to suffer from dancers lance. When one pulled a bird at around ten to two and you went on for a dance, snog and a grope of the arse one would have to dance side ways to stop ones hard on from pressing in to the young ladys leg.
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 9, 2009 20:19:51 GMT
One for the lads here but does anyone find brewers droop a myth. I find after so many decent pints of stella and a few shorts the old hampton is up like a shot of concrete.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Feb 9, 2009 20:26:15 GMT
Yes! and you can go at it like a porn star. I find it takes far to long to blow ones stack if one is in a state of advanced refreshment
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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 9, 2009 20:28:23 GMT
Indeed I mean thats the only way ugly munters get laid isn't it.
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Post by lordeffinghamhunt on Feb 9, 2009 20:30:41 GMT
Anything use to go at 10 to 2 in Shellys my good man
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Post by mermaidsal on Feb 9, 2009 20:41:10 GMT
one always use to suffer from dancers lance. When one pulled a bird at around ten to two and you went on for a dance, snog and a grope of the arse one would have to dance side ways to stop ones hard on from pressing in to the young ladys leg. Spoilsport  And if anyone ever wondered if student nurses were trying to see if they could embarrass you by making you have one, the answer's yes ;D |
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Post by Billy the kid on Feb 9, 2009 21:18:15 GMT
I have no shame I would lie back with a big grin on me face ;D
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 10, 2009 17:19:02 GMT
Same here with one of them cheeky grins that says "I haven't had no complaints yet love" ;D
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Post by McLovin on Feb 10, 2009 18:58:01 GMT
Mine usually come on coaches when i'm dying for a piss and have to get up and walk to the toliet.
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Post by spunkbubble on Feb 10, 2009 21:20:23 GMT
Mine usually come in the office just as you're about stand up. You know you need to get up from the desk to get to the filing system or to aother part of the office, so I try grab something cover it up because suit trousers seem to be shite at covering raging hardons!!
Anyway, you get to where you want be using a file or piece of paper as a shield as fast as possible, then as you quickly sit down you've realised you've just made everyone in the office aware of what's going on and you may as well have carried a sign saying 'wank us off to get rid of this please'!!!
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Post by myleftboot on Feb 11, 2009 13:19:11 GMT
Interesting fact this but apparently hard ons on coaches and buses are extremely common.
Some crackers survey they did in London back in 2002 reckon on average about 30 percent of blokes on a London bus have a stonker on due to the humming of the enfine.
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