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Post by ChepstowStokie on Dec 16, 2008 23:04:57 GMT
I still have that shirt and those socks for some reason. In my living memory the award goes to kyle lightbourne
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Post by crimesy on Dec 16, 2008 23:09:16 GMT
david rowson andy cooke was pretty shite too .. he wasnt a goal scorer, he was a kind of Mama player, he held the ball up brilliantly. David oldfeild is one that sticks in my mind also, bloody awful! Soulymane Oulare (?) was perhaps the worst signing ever, not just for his skills though. |
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Post by rorytherocket on Dec 16, 2008 23:12:39 GMT
All good contenders. But Oulare's arse is legendary for getting us to the playoffs so he's out.
Surely head and shoulders above the rest is, at the time, our record signing Bangoura who was not only useless but didn't even bother to turn up half the time.
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Post by ilikelamp on Dec 16, 2008 23:18:02 GMT
paul williams
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Post by french toast on Dec 16, 2008 23:21:33 GMT
bangora was class when he tried, shame he was an uttercunt though, so i agree with some of the comment, i liked cookey monster, wasnt a goal scorer just a work horse similar to mama
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Post by pipesleek on Dec 16, 2008 23:26:23 GMT
Gordon Marshall?
How he was a professional footballer I will never know!
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Post by rorytherocket on Dec 16, 2008 23:26:31 GMT
I must have missed that 5 minutes Stokie! ;D
I remember a meet the players with Russell, Dooberry and Wilkinson shortly after he arrived, and someone hopefully asked what he was like in training. They just smirked at each other and said useless.
Apparently he didn't like training or any kind of effort. He just wanted to get paid and play the big man back home.
By the way, I should have said Oulare's arse got us to the play off final, not the play offs.
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Post by lordb on Dec 17, 2008 8:33:43 GMT
are you ready?
Marshall
Clarke,Whittle,Dyson,Broomes
Macmahon,Risom,Oldfield,Scully
Bamber (capt) Pericard
subs: Keith Scott,Tweed,Nyamah,Siddall,Paul Williams.
manager: Ball
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Post by albanianstokie on Dec 17, 2008 8:54:30 GMT
nice one lordb, that is a truly awful side!!
other possibilities, Billy Whotehurst, Gary Brooke, Mark Higgins, John Gidman, Aaron Callaghan. The list is potentially endless!
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Post by thepremierbanksy on Dec 17, 2008 9:06:06 GMT
"Disco" Bryan Small. Probably not the worst, but his name deserves a mention.
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Post by hchpotter on Dec 17, 2008 13:11:29 GMT
No one gave less, cared less than Paul Stewart. Had the talent but couldn't give a toss by the time he got to Stoke.
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Post by hchpotter on Dec 17, 2008 13:12:35 GMT
And Tony "dunna give it" Kelly (not Zico Kelly of course).
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Post by sheikhmomo on Dec 17, 2008 13:16:59 GMT
David Brammer*
Perhaps not the worst player ever but I couldn't stand the useless tvvat. His last 18 months saw some of the worst array of passing in the history of football.
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Post by rorymscfc on Dec 17, 2008 13:22:09 GMT
I can't believe we've got to a second page without mentioning the truckload of wank that was O'Neill Donaldson!
RoryM
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Post by ManderBeast on Dec 17, 2008 13:22:28 GMT
yes Hch... was lookin down this thread with him in mind.. & there he pops up a few from the end... legend that is PAUL FUCKING STEWART!!!
he was AWFUL!!!!!
Carl Muggleton is up there...
Neville Southall....
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Post by Mr Jon on Dec 17, 2008 13:35:23 GMT
Defender : Paul Williams Striker : Simon Stainrod
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Post by Mason_Stokie on Dec 17, 2008 13:39:04 GMT
big john gayle has to be worth a mention
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Post by Rebelliousjukebox on Dec 17, 2008 13:41:17 GMT
are you ready? Marshall Clarke,Whittle,Dyson,Broomes Macmahon,Risom,Oldfield,Scully Bamber (capt) Pericard subs: Keith Scott,Tweed,Nyamah,Siddall,Paul Williams. manager: Ball Unfair on Clive Clarke in my opinion, and Lethal Keith & Pericard to swap - other than that, difficult to argue with that. |
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Post by knowles on Dec 17, 2008 13:43:02 GMT
I can't believe we've got to a second page without mentioning the truckload of wank that was O'Neill Donaldson! RoryM Beat me to it Rory- terrible player! Keith Scott though for me  |
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Dec 17, 2008 14:25:15 GMT
are you ready? Marshall Clarke,Whittle,Dyson,Broomes Macmahon,Risom,Oldfield,Scully Bamber (capt) Pericard subs: Keith Scott,Tweed,Nyamah,Siddall,Paul Williams. manager: Ball Unfair on Clive Clarke in my opinion, and Lethal Keith & Pericard to swap - other than that, difficult to argue with that. I think he means John Clarke (aka Bacon arse) the useless relative of Joe Jordan. |
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Post by vestanpance on Dec 17, 2008 14:30:20 GMT
John Clarke & Gerry McMahon for me.
Stephen Tweed would also be in with a shout. He was fucking garbage, as was Peter Handyside.
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Post by wrighter on Dec 17, 2008 14:32:35 GMT
Denis Tuert
Brett Williams
O"Neil Donaldson
jesus.i cant do anymore, cause this is too painful
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Post by Deleted on Dec 17, 2008 14:33:45 GMT
Tweed, Handyside and McMahon, brings back memories nightmares.
Add to that list Ben Petty, Phil Robinson, Paul Stewart, Paul Williams, O'Neil Donaldson, Marco Gabbiadini, Bryan Small etc etc!!
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Post by Gob Bluth on Dec 17, 2008 14:34:08 GMT
Tweed is a good shout, worlds tallest man who could be beaten in the air by either snow white or any of her dwarfs.
I'll raise you a Jason Kavanagh.
Lightbourne wouldn't be mentioned if we didn' spunk away 500k on him plus he gave us that glimmer of hope (possibly against Pompey at home) the season we got relegated with his annual goal.
Oldfield was a player that seemed to notch up a fair few apperances despite having no talent whatsoever.
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Post by vestanpance on Dec 17, 2008 14:38:46 GMT
Ben Petty is an epic shout. He was wank.
Fucking hell, we've had some dross down the years, and we dare to complain about Dave Kitson, or Amdy Faye.
Compared to some of that shit, these lads are like Pelé
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Post by knowles on Dec 17, 2008 14:47:13 GMT
Has anyone mentioned the absolutely dire LEE COLLINS?
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Post by Staying up for Grandadstokey on Dec 17, 2008 15:01:29 GMT
Brian Bithell- I actually felt sorry for this lad, he was so totally out of his depth it was embarrassing.
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Post by jemma1989 on Dec 17, 2008 15:14:39 GMT
if you consider that some players didnt get as much chance as others, richard cresswell is pretty poor, had so many oppertunities to impress us, yet he never really has.
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Post by sammychungsdugout on Dec 17, 2008 15:17:24 GMT
Steve Woods - without any doubt is the worst player I have ever seen in a Stoke shirt in 28 years. He is still getting a game for Torquay.
To this day I still can't believe how bad he was at Stoke.
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Post by Caerwrangonpotter on Dec 17, 2008 18:03:31 GMT
Peter Shilton.
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