Irritating Hull plonker

[trebor63]

timesonline.typepad.com/fanzine_fanzone/2008/11/hull-city-why-l.html

First of all let me say I'm not anti-Hull in any way shape or form! In fact if I could pick two teams to avoid the drop then Hull would be my second choice.

BUT!!! The guy that wrote this is under the illusion that Hull are a footballing team! So the team that all the statistics say play more long hooooofffss up the pitch than any other team has decided that the masss hysteria (lies) concerning the Hull games must be true.

Apparently we beat beat Arsenal we only beat Arsenal cos we beat them up (Lies again perpetuated by the southern press) but ManUre outplayed us with flowing total football which is apparently exactly like Hull play ;D

The plonker who wrote this codswallop has clearly never seen either us or Hull play or he is some sort of retard but if he goes to the Brit tomorrow I hope someone tells him which team is which cos with Hulls constant hoofing he could get a touch confused

[cr4zyd4ve]

Pin the article up on the dressing room wall. Make all the players read it before they go out onto the pitch. Then send them out to tear 'the tigers' to pieces!!

Copy + Paste.

[steinovschmeichel]

media hysteria about how WBA play too. How can you play beutiful football and be bottom of league. Surely seeing goals is better.

[lancer]

DAS HERREN VOLK!

[dthomas31uk]

Needs knocking down a peg or two. I know they've had a good start to the season, but when he starts mentioning Man Utd, flair and Hull in the same sentence it makes me laugh

[JoeinOz]

Some people get carried away too far too quickly!

[lawrieleslie]

Stoke are so far dividing opinion, with Tony Pulis insisting his side are playing some lovely total football

The return from suspension of Ricardo Fuller is another plus for Stoke, but let's be honest, we've faced far better strikers than him already this season and successfully snuffed them out (don't mention Emile Heskey, please) so this shouldn't worry us

Where did he hear his Toniness state that Stoke play total football. Don't think our Tone has ever said that this season. He always says we play to our strengths which is very direct.

Its funny that Baldock also states Dull have kept better strikers at bay than Rikky this season with the exception of (over the hill cart horse) Emile Heskey when they were stuffed 5-0 by wigan. No self respecting Stokie will really be too bothered about losing 5-0 to the european champions but Dull losing 5-0 to wigan is something to be very worried about.