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Post by tazi on Nov 28, 2008 9:30:21 GMT
A daft punter asked 118 118's "Ask us anything" utility if Match Of The Day's Lawro was gay. They recieved the reply: "Mark Lawrenson is married and regularly takes it up the a***. thx!. Allegedly  For a laugh i have just text 118 118 to ask if Gary has ever being on the Vineker strokes with Mark Lawrenson. |
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Post by smapples on Nov 28, 2008 9:34:57 GMT
I can honestly believe that, the company that sent racist jokes to an asian guy
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Nov 28, 2008 9:46:03 GMT
sounds brilliant, is it legal? (the 118 service, not taking it up the asre!) Sounds a bit dodgy to me...
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Post by ManderBeast on Nov 28, 2008 9:48:05 GMT
i believe buggery has an age consent of 21 does it not?!  |
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Post by tazi on Nov 28, 2008 9:49:30 GMT
Predicting a Stoke win for the first time - Whatever next and could this man have really being fucked senseless?.
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Post by sovietonion on Nov 28, 2008 9:51:56 GMT
Does this mean we can put anything on here and say that 118 told us the info? Ace!  In that case, I just texted 118 and asked if they had any scandal. They texted me back to say that the now deceased Queen Mother pleasured the Goats on the Balmoral estate for years because it improved the quality of their cheese! Well I never! ;D |
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Post by tazi on Nov 28, 2008 9:53:22 GMT
Does this mean we can put anything on here and say that 118 told us the info? Ace! In that case, I just texted 118 and asked if they had any scandal. They texted me back to say that the now deceased Queen Mother pleasured the Goats on the Balmoral estate for years because it improved the quality of their cheese! Well I never! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by french toast on Nov 28, 2008 10:31:43 GMT
I can honestly believe that, the company that sent racist jokes to an asian guy aint asian people racist too??? oh sorry its only white people that are aint it |
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Post by smapples on Nov 28, 2008 10:42:06 GMT
I was just covering my back really, the jokes were sent to a lad of Pakistani origin.
They read...
"Whats the difference between ET and a Pakistani, ET went home."
"how do you save a pakistani from drowning, take you foot off his head"
oops
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Post by french toast on Nov 28, 2008 10:46:47 GMT
they are good jokes only joking lol  |
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Post by mermaidsal on Nov 28, 2008 13:37:18 GMT
Does anyone else remember 606 a few years ago when someone rang David Mellor and simply said 'David, you're a [insert well-known 4 letter word here]'?
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Post by vestanpance on Nov 28, 2008 13:39:24 GMT
My personal favorite Sal was on going live, when someone called up to ask 5-star why they were so fucking shit.
The youth of today are far too reverential to their pop stars. We knew how to treat ours in the late 80's.
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Post by Strange Boy on Nov 28, 2008 13:41:17 GMT
sounds brilliant, is it legal? (the 118 service, not taking it up the asre!) Sounds a bit dodgy to me... Apparently it is legal for a man to have anal sex with a woman BUT.....It is illegal for 2 men to have anal sex! Sods law! ;D |
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Post by Tom_stokiepmre89 on Nov 28, 2008 14:35:43 GMT
i spent about 2 hours testing them the other night with all sorts of terrible questions
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Post by Squeekster on Nov 28, 2008 14:47:10 GMT
sounds brilliant, is it legal? (the 118 service, not taking it up the asre!) Sounds a bit dodgy to me... Apparently it is legal for a man to have anal sex with a woman BUT.....It is illegal for 2 men to have anal sex! Sods law! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D |
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Nov 28, 2008 17:32:01 GMT
Remember the Five Star one well- was priceless. Didn't Matt Bianco get the same a few weeks later?
Here you go
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Nov 28, 2008 17:39:51 GMT
And again
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Post by RICH68 on Nov 28, 2008 20:49:58 GMT
They were right though,5 star were shite
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Post by JoeinOz on Nov 29, 2008 3:25:15 GMT
I remember Maxi Priest beiong on a phone in and someone rang in and asked "What do you think about twats?"
They didn't answer!! ;D
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Nov 29, 2008 4:03:27 GMT
Remember the Five Star one well- was priceless. Didn't Matt Bianco get the same a few weeks later? It was "Is that Matt Bianco.......you're a bunch of wankers". They just pissed themselves laughing. Classic comedy |
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