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Post by Fenparkpotter on Nov 24, 2008 0:59:21 GMT
Away in a manger No crib for a bed The little lord jesus Stood up and he said We hate Vale! We hate Vale! To the tune of Silent Night: Aaabdoulaye Faye, wiiill make you die Heee'll hurt you bad, thiiis is no lie Rooory will throoow it 42 yards Aaaarsene will cry because heee's f*cking mard We've got Mama Sid-eee-beee We're staaying in the premier leeeague For Ilford, Fairytale of New York chorus: The boys of the Boothen end still singing Amdy Faye Though he's not world class, he's still Ok
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Post by Northy on Nov 24, 2008 7:31:43 GMT
To the tune of Cliff Richards Mistletoe and wine: -
DREAMING OF A SCOUSE CHRISTMAS...
Christmas time, drunkenness and crime, Children playing - in filth and grime, With cars on fire - and trainees under tree Time to rejoice - in be-ing scally,
It's a time for stealing, a time for receiving, Knock-off gear - worra great feelin Why pay top dollar - yer can nick it for free, Just like our lecky, - gas and TV
Christmas time, píssups all the time Nicking ciggies, - spirits and wine Wearing-shell-suits and Nykees - all knocked off gear It's great getting píssed - on someone else's beer
Its a time for drinkin - six packs of Stella Dat yer got - from some dodgy Fella Christmas is sound - Christmas is best God bless our Cilla - and the DHSS
Christmas time - time to joy-ride Then go and visit - family inside With Dad on a six stretch - and sis up the duff This 'City of Culcher' can get pretty rough
So next time your driving - through Liverpool-city You may just know why - the streets look so shítty So keep a sharp eye out - for those dodgy deals But don't drive too slow - or they'll pinch all four wheels
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Post by Soi Cowboy on Nov 24, 2008 10:11:56 GMT
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way When Kitson shoots you better duck on Stanley Matthews Way
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Post by Funky on Nov 24, 2008 10:23:50 GMT
A-teen_six_T3 I think id edit your post before the ban man comes online.
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Nov 24, 2008 10:27:11 GMT
to the Coca-cola "lorries" song ... "The Potteries are coming, The Potteries are coming,
“The Potteries are Coming, The Potteries are coming”
'Tis the season
Watch out! Look around! Rory’s comin', comin' to town (comin' to your town)
(do-do-do, do-do-do-doo) (do-do-do-do-do) Always Stokie Goal-ers! (comin' to your town)
Somethin' magic on the right Can you see him throwing miles? (throwing miles)
(fa-la-la-la-laa, la-la-laa-la-la) (fa-la-la-la-laa, la-la-laa-la-la) It's always Stokie-goal-ers!
Touchline bombardments what we bring 'Tis the season, it's always Delaps thing!
Always Stokie-goal-ers!
Watch out! Look around!
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Post by gooders on Nov 24, 2008 10:27:33 GMT
blackburn away, santa where's you beard santa santa where's your beard (santa cruz)
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Post by Dr Oetcake on Nov 24, 2008 10:27:56 GMT
which is rathe rlong winded, but "The Potteries are Coming" buit would be quite good as everyone knows the tune!
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Post by womble on Nov 24, 2008 11:35:31 GMT
We're handsome We're pretty We're the boys of Stoke City When the lads are out playing You know that they'll score The away fans were minging, And the boothen was singing We scored from a corner Then scored a few more.
The boys of the SCFC choir are singing 'bout the way we took three points from you on Boxing day
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Post by McLovin on Nov 24, 2008 23:22:55 GMT
when Mama got stuck up the chimney, he began to shout
WHERE THE FUCKS MY SANTA HAT, WHEEREEEEEEEE THE FUCKSSSSS MY SAANTA HAT!!!
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Post by womble on Nov 27, 2008 14:38:37 GMT
oops, cut 'n' paste fook up...
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Post by stokeytot on Nov 27, 2008 20:45:53 GMT
the 12 days of christmas is a great one...providing can keep everyone singing one song for long enough (resisting the temptation to hold breath etc at any moves forward etc - not easily done)
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Post by lurcherman on Nov 27, 2008 20:56:50 GMT
"Fairytale of Stoke on Trent" Mowbray was whingeing all the Stokies were singing we pissed on the baggies and danced thro' the night The boys from the S C F C choir stood singing all the way and the bells were ringing out for Stoke City -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aul lang sine Should all the Stoke fans reunite and back with all our might the lads who play with pride today in the famous red and white Should all the Stoke fans reunite and back with all our might A deafening noise from all the boys in the famous red and white
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Post by Oatcake Andy on Nov 27, 2008 21:19:55 GMT
on the 12 day of xmas my truw love gave to me!!!!!!!!! 12 dave kitson 11 big mama 10 ricky fuller 9 richard cresswell 8 tommy soares 7 liam lawrence 6 glenny whelan FIVE LEON CORT 4 super seyi 3 higginbotham 2 andy griffin and survival in the premier league! ;D
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Post by McLovin on Nov 27, 2008 23:17:59 GMT
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way When Kitson shoots you better duck on Stanley Matthews Way LOL!!!!!!!!!
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Post by luke45 on Nov 28, 2008 1:14:04 GMT
we wish you touchline bombardment we wish you touchline bombardment we wish you touchline bombardment and an awful trip here! long throwings we bring your keepers shittin' we wish you touchline bombardment and 3 points from kinnear! we want some riccy fuller we want some riccy fuller we want some riccy fuller and a hat-trick from diao touchline missiles we bring from the right and left wing we wish you touchline bombardment and blood, sweat and tears we wont go until we've thrown one we wont go until we've thrown one we wont go until we've thrown one rory throw us some cheer touchline slingshots we bring for the boothen to sing we wish you touchline bombardment and to dread this all year we wish you total bombardment! as where premiership this year! a sure contender for the worst suggestion yet
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