I do not buy sterilised milk, I hate it (btw the correct spelling of sterilised NOT the americanised spelling!) I have never bought a Christmas Hamper as they are a rip-off I have not painted the house number on the house, it's tacky I haven't got a Jack Russell, and if I had I wouldn't let it crap everywhere Despite the fact that I own a Fiat, I still would NOT dismantle it on the front lawn ( Imight, however, torch it on the front lawn if it gets any worse!) I do not have a settee on the front lawn My child is not named Colleen or Wayne I have a full time job.
As A matter of fact, lordeff, don't you qualify on at least one of the above? I assume that being of the landed gentry you do not go to work. Do you really actually live on a Council estate? Are you actually NOT one of the landed gentry, and instead just an out of work scrounger?