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Post by TheElusiveTramp on Sept 25, 2008 17:27:45 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't believe in Germany.
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Post by midfielder on Sept 25, 2008 20:22:47 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesnt give a shit about Bambi
Abby Faye was born Feb 26 1978, the midwife is still in a coma
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Post by Block 26 on Sept 25, 2008 20:24:59 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information he wants. (please make a sig for this SMD )
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Post by Oatcake Andy on Sept 25, 2008 20:48:35 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye crossed the street to her house and she opened the door Delilah did NOT stand there laughing
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 25, 2008 20:53:17 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't read books, he stares them down untill he gets the information he wants. (please make a sig for this SMD ) [IMG]http://i35.tinypic.com/2j68w36.jpg[/IMG]
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Post by CBUFAWKIPWH on Sept 25, 2008 21:04:26 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye - because he's worth it
9 out of 10 cats are shit scared of Abdoulaye Faye. The other one got caught.
In the space around Abdoulaye Faye no-one hears you scream
Abdoulaye Faye's wallet - the one that doesn't even need to say "Bad Ass MotherF*cker"
Norman Hunter bites your legs. Abdoulaye Faye doesn't do starters.
Abdoulaye Faye's other car is a hearse.
Abdoulaye Faye left the pet shop disappointed. They don't do Balrog.
International capitalism is collapsing. Abdoulaye Faye prefers it that way.
Heineken don't do forwards. Abdoulaye Faye does.
Abdoulaye Faye - he hears the sound of one hand clapping.
I think therefore I am - Descartes. I am - Abdoulaye Faye.
The Dude Abides. Abdoulaye Faye let him.
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Post by scfc75 on Sept 25, 2008 21:05:23 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye - Loves kittens. Hates strikers.
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Post by Block 26 on Sept 25, 2008 21:25:59 GMT
thanks SMD invisi karma for you
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Post by s7oke on Sept 25, 2008 21:49:00 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye beat the stig
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Post by s7oke on Sept 25, 2008 21:50:34 GMT
abdoulaye faye tackles like the hadron collider
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Post by s7oke on Sept 25, 2008 21:50:56 GMT
or is the hadron collider
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Post by robin1302 on Sept 25, 2008 21:51:13 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye crossed the street to her house and she opened the door Delilah did NOT stand there laughing ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by s7oke on Sept 25, 2008 21:51:55 GMT
abdoulaye faye is just a hard barsteward
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Post by bst0ke on Sept 25, 2008 22:04:25 GMT
it wasn't an earthquake it was abdoulaye faye
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Post by monkhousestokie on Sept 25, 2008 22:08:30 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't believe in God - God believes in Abdoulaye Faye.
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Post by daverichards on Sept 26, 2008 5:29:10 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye's sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, a brick wall, and the 1975 Pittsburgh Steelers offensive line in order to impregnate a woman.
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Post by Neckend Potter on Sept 26, 2008 7:29:47 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye did not join Stoke City, Stoke City joined Adoulaye Faye
Adboulaye Faye can impregnate any woman just by her thinking about him impregnateing her
When Abdoulaye Faye make a woman have an orgasam, evey woman feels it
Say his name 3 times.............I dare you
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Post by smigchop on Sept 26, 2008 8:37:41 GMT
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Abdoulaye faye to die before they attack. Abdoulaye faye once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress. Abdoulaye Faye doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead. There are no races, only countries of people Abdoulaye Faye has beaten to different shades of black and blue. Abdoulaye Faye once had a heart attack, his heart lost. You are what you eat. Abdoulaye faye eats steel.
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Post by BangorStokie on Sept 26, 2008 9:09:40 GMT
They have decided to put Abdoulaye Faye piss into cans and sell it, this product is called Red Bull
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Post by BangorStokie on Sept 26, 2008 9:11:10 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye has sex with every woman in the world every month until they bleed
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 26, 2008 9:37:28 GMT
Right - initial design rejected . Possibly cos "Abdoulaye Faye" is copyrighted. However, I've submitted just a vectorised, two-tone image of his face for approval. If that get's OK'd, I'll design the T shirt with "FAYE - 25" on the back and leave the front text open for input by anyone who buys it - that we we can all have our favourite "Faye-ism" on a shirt. ;D * The funny thing is, he's supposed to be a really nice chap face-to-face. But let's not spoil the mythology. ;D
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Post by smigchop on Sept 26, 2008 9:47:51 GMT
abdoulaye faye did not learn to drive, cars simply adjusted to abdoulaye faye.
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 26, 2008 9:50:16 GMT
abdoulaye faye did not learn to drive, cars simply adjusted to abdoulaye faye. ;D ;D ;D
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Post by stokelad84 on Sept 26, 2008 9:55:15 GMT
I would love to see Abdoulaye Faye give Drogba a swift roundhouse kick!!
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Post by Neckend Potter on Sept 26, 2008 9:59:41 GMT
I'd love to see Abdoulaye Faye spank in a 30 yard volly in front of the Boothen End in the 90th minute to give us a 1-0 victory tommorrow.
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Post by crashbandicoot on Sept 26, 2008 11:19:31 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye CAN Touch Mc Hammer
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Post by salopstick on Sept 26, 2008 12:30:49 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye CAN Touch Mc Hammer one of my favourites yet abdoulaye faye could do the newcastle utd managers job, he just doesnt want to
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Post by BangorStokie on Sept 26, 2008 18:01:41 GMT
People invented faster cars to escape from Abdoulaye Faye, so Faye invented the car crash
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Post by LDE76 on Sept 26, 2008 18:03:28 GMT
It started with a kiss. And ended with Abdoulaye Faye punching Errol Brown in the throat.
Abdoulaye Faye can re-adjust a PC monitor to the satisfaction of the stupid, fussy bint in my office.
Abdoulaye Faye could stand the heat. The kitchen couldn't stand Abdoulaye Faye.
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Post by BoothenenderGaz on Sept 26, 2008 18:22:23 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands
Abdoulaye Faye puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter"
Abdoulaye Faye can slam revolving doors
Abdoulaye Faye clogs the toilet even when he pisses
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