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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 24, 2008 21:08:19 GMT
If Abdy Faye was in bed with your wife, you would tuck him in ;D SGS ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D best yet
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Post by Block 26 on Sept 24, 2008 21:23:01 GMT
Ab Faye can win a game of connect4 in 3 moves.
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Sept 24, 2008 21:30:25 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Sept 24, 2008 21:45:11 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once worked as a weatherman for the Central news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
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Post by daverichards on Sept 24, 2008 21:55:23 GMT
Jean Claude Van Damme Chuck Norris Jackie Chan Arnold Schwartznagger Sylvester Stallone Bruce Willis Val Kilmer Steven Segal
All wish they could be as hard as
Abdoulaye "The Rock" Faye
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 25, 2008 8:16:18 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye Does not smile. The fact that you are still breathing means he is happy.
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Post by NorwichStokie on Sept 25, 2008 8:25:28 GMT
FACT: Abdoulaye Faye once takled a man so hard, his head flew off into the 15th row!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2008 8:35:27 GMT
Life on Mars exists only because AF says its so!
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 25, 2008 8:45:11 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't "keep it real." Reality keeps itself Abdoulaye Faye.
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Post by monsoonmoon on Sept 25, 2008 8:50:38 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye eats steel and farts sparks.
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Post by smigchop on Sept 25, 2008 8:55:13 GMT
Abdoulaye faye sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Faye roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Post by smigchop on Sept 25, 2008 8:56:44 GMT
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Abdoulaye Faye, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2008 8:57:55 GMT
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Abdoulaye Faye, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by daverichards on Sept 25, 2008 8:58:52 GMT
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Abdoulaye Faye, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. so he's the shortest and tallest person in the world, as well as the shortest and tallest horse . ;D cool
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Post by smigchop on Sept 25, 2008 9:01:02 GMT
my personal favourite
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Abdoulaye faye out. It failed miserably.
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Post by Not_Nick_H on Sept 25, 2008 10:00:35 GMT
Right - the design below is a digital print - available only on White shirts at the moment. I've submitted a vectorised version of a design from one of the emages on this link so it's down to the printing co. to decide if it's technically reproducable. If it is, then coloured shirts are possible. If not, are y'all still interested in a design similar to SMD's signatures?
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Post by Neckend Potter on Sept 25, 2008 10:16:30 GMT
The only thing that can stop Abdoulaye Faye, is Abdoulaye Faye
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 25, 2008 10:20:45 GMT
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Post by Neckend Potter on Sept 25, 2008 10:32:15 GMT
Cheers Dave but no idea how to put it on my profile. Don't worry, I've cracked it.
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Post by patobanton on Sept 25, 2008 10:34:53 GMT
Abdy faye not only kept a clean sheet against liverpool, but forced robbie keane's substitution after 73 mins after the physio found he was pregnant.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2008 10:46:51 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they surrender the information he needs.
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway.
Abdoulaye Faye lost his virginity before his dad did.
Crop circles are Abdoulaye Faye’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f_ck down.
When Abdoulaye Faye goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Abdoulaye Faye once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Abdoulaye Faye is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
;D
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Post by Deleted on Sept 25, 2008 10:53:34 GMT
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Post by SegaMegaDave on Sept 25, 2008 11:35:34 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye runs with scissors, other people get hurt.
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Post by Bullseye on Sept 25, 2008 11:45:45 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn't read books, he just stares them down until they surrender the information he needs. Abdoulaye Faye doesn't have AIDS, but he gives it to people anyway. Abdoulaye Faye lost his virginity before his dad did. Crop circles are Abdoulaye Faye’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f_ck down. When Abdoulaye Faye goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Abdoulaye Faye once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. Abdoulaye Faye is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis ;D ;D Those are ALL my favourite so far
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Post by NorwichStokie on Sept 25, 2008 13:13:44 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye does not get frostbite. Abdoulaye Faye bites frost.
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Post by NorwichStokie on Sept 25, 2008 13:14:49 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Post by hippa_potter_muss on Sept 25, 2008 13:38:35 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye's farts are the sole reason for global warming!
Abdoulaye Faye has absinthe with his cornflakes.
When Abdoulaye Faye speaks a galaxy implodes.
Newcastle sold Abdoulaye Faye for 2.25mil because he threatened to destroy them, so they sold him, but Abdoulaye Faye still destroyed them.
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Post by Caddick988 on Sept 25, 2008 15:12:53 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once went scuba diving in the middle of the ocean, he didn't bother with equipment though.
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Post by boothenpaddock86 on Sept 25, 2008 17:05:26 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye declared let there be light
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Post by AstroTom on Sept 25, 2008 17:23:54 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesnt need spinach.
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