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Post by Fear The Faye on May 9, 2009 23:56:47 GMT
The next time Abdoulaye becomes erects will be when he has a 50 foot solid gold statue outside The Brit
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Post by NE8Stokie on May 10, 2009 0:11:20 GMT
He once punched a woman in the fanny for giving him the wrong change
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Post by cantspellwontspell on May 10, 2009 8:54:58 GMT
He once punched a woman in the fanny for giving him the wrong change thats just wrong on so many levels, Abdy is a gent
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Post by stokie01 on May 10, 2009 9:16:31 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye once ate the worlds hottest chilli, he twitched.
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Post by Fear The Faye on May 10, 2009 12:28:42 GMT
The only thing known to man which Abdoulaye has a soft spot for is oatcakes
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Post by Fear The Faye on May 10, 2009 12:30:42 GMT
Abdoulaye was the first man on the moon when he went for a evening stroll
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Post by Fear The Faye on May 10, 2009 12:32:44 GMT
Players only dive when they think about Abdoulaye
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Post by Fear The Faye on May 10, 2009 12:34:03 GMT
Even fish remember Abdoulayes presence for their lifetime
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Post by NE8Stokie on May 10, 2009 16:08:34 GMT
Abdoulaye's tears cure cancer, shame he's never cried...
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Post by spartanstokie on May 10, 2009 16:54:13 GMT
the guy is one hell of a legend
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Post by cantspellwontspell on May 10, 2009 23:03:56 GMT
When Abdoulaye Faye farts, he alters the weather systems behind him
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Post by stokeylad on May 10, 2009 23:11:28 GMT
If i have £5 and abdoulaye faye has £5, Abdoulaye has more money than me
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Post by stokeylad on May 10, 2009 23:12:15 GMT
I-tunes pay abdoulaye faye when he downloads songs.
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Post by stokeylad on May 10, 2009 23:13:23 GMT
Abdoulaye Fayes hand is the only hand that beats a royal flush.
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Post by stokeylad on May 10, 2009 23:13:55 GMT
Abdoualye Faye can count to infinity
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bigroy
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Post by bigroy on May 10, 2009 23:33:13 GMT
Adboulaye Faye would have knocked ricky hatton out in the first round, first punch
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Post by cantspellwontspell on May 10, 2009 23:37:25 GMT
When Einstein split the atom, Abdoulaye Faye had to show him the best technique, sadly Einstein was unable to replicate headbutting the nuclieus in his own experiments
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Post by sally on May 11, 2009 9:17:04 GMT
It's not San Andreas. It's Abdoulaye Faye's Fault. In California,they are still waiting for "The Big One".
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Post by Mav on May 11, 2009 10:17:49 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye is the reason the sun go down, and it only comes back up when he says it can.
Abdoulaye Faye is the reason Lennox Lewis retired from boxing and didn't want to become a proffesional footballer.
Abdoulaye is not once, not twice, but three times a man.
The guiness world records is a fictional book created by Abdoulaye Faye, all the world records in there are in fact world records that Abdoulaye Faye holds.
Football was invented by the Church so that we could all witness the splendor of Abdoulaye Faye.
Abdoulaye Faye was originally casted in the film Conan the Barbarian, but he was too barbaric and they had to settle for a man with a much less intimidating physique, Arnold Scwarzenegar.
Boxing legend Mike Tyson was taught his stare down by Abdoulaye Faye.
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Post by rockhead163 on May 15, 2009 11:35:36 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye says RVD and RVDowesmemoney are a pair of cunts for having a petty argument....grrrrrrr
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Post by staffordstokie999 on May 15, 2009 11:48:50 GMT
there are no disabled people. Only people who pissed off Abdoulaye Faye
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Post by coggy on May 15, 2009 11:51:48 GMT
Ab Faye is the Stig !"
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Post by cantspellwontspell on May 18, 2009 10:56:17 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye = LEGEND
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Post by mateybass on May 18, 2009 13:54:36 GMT
Faye = mc³
If there's something strange in your neighbourhood, who ya gonna call? Abdoulaye
Ab Fab
Abdoulaye Faye told Eurovision to give Norway "douze points"
Apollo 13 had a problem because Abdoulaye Faye headed it
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Post by andy456 on May 21, 2009 19:05:50 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye doesnt get wet when it rains!
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Post by ricardofuller10 on May 21, 2009 19:42:20 GMT
He's Our God... as my avatar says
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Post by ricardofuller10 on May 21, 2009 19:43:35 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye..."This Is My Happy Face"
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Post by Tubes on May 21, 2009 19:50:32 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye does not breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Post by LDE76 on May 21, 2009 20:02:44 GMT
Abdoulaye Faye can get better than a Kwik-fit fitter.
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Post by Fear The Faye on May 21, 2009 20:51:45 GMT
If Carlsberg did Abdoulaye Faye, It would probably be the biggest insult to him...
...In the WORLD!
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