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Post by Vestan Pance on Dec 21, 2007 14:05:52 GMT
Cresswell: Stoke prepared for Whining Shithouses
Dec 21 2007
By Dixie Gnawmuss, Black Country Bugler
Richard Cresswell believes WBA's 'whining like a big fucking girl syndrome' will make the Britannia Stadium an unwelcoming arena for Albion tomorrow.
Cresswell has also warned his team mates that they may need some sort of ear-defenders close at hand as the moaning can often get high-pitched.
"I remember playing them at the Hawthorns, and when Ryan scored the moaning got so bad there were dogs howling, they were trying to get in the ground and everything" the Forward/Midfielder/Uncouth Bastard said
Cresswell is aware that the two teams play a different style of football, and is also aware that the fact that the Stoke City players might actually try and get the ball back, but he remains ebullient and unapologetic "I think it's in the rules" Cresswell stated glibly
Saturday's clash also sees Belgian international defender and one for the ladies Carl Hoefkens return to the Britannia, and as this quote shows, the incessant fucking whinging he has encountered at the Hawthorns has certainly started to rub off
"It is the coldest ground in the world - it's unbelievable.
"It's going to be a very hard game and the players over there will really go for it.
"They all think everyone sees them as a small side and they have a bit of a 'little man syndrome'.
"It's up to us to cope with it, especially physically."
When Cresswell was asked to comment on Hoefkens remarks, he was reticent, adding only that apprently although he hadn't seen her, according to club Captain Dominic Matteo had said that "Hoefkens Missus was worth a portion"
He also confirmed that the Stoke City players had eaten nothing since Thursday, and couldn't wait for the game on Saturday, where they fully intended to give West Bromwich Albions supporters, directors and players something to fucking moan about.
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Post by stokeuk474 on Dec 21, 2007 14:13:34 GMT
Classic stuff Dixie ;D
Have some karma
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Post by ted1965 on Dec 21, 2007 14:15:16 GMT
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Dixie my man send it with glee.
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Post by vientianescfc on Dec 21, 2007 14:48:29 GMT
absolutely fucking quality!  ;D |
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Post by Jamo on the wing on Dec 21, 2007 14:50:15 GMT
Definitely due some positive karma there Dixie lad ;D
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2007 14:54:01 GMT
;D you can have todays karma off me  |
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Post by banburypotter on Dec 21, 2007 15:24:41 GMT
dixie, nice one mate, just hope that cressie doesn't sue you ;D
enjoy amsterdam mate and see you in the gardeners in the new year.
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Post by MrMagic on Dec 21, 2007 15:31:42 GMT
Utter quality Dixie.
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Post by StokieSC on Dec 21, 2007 15:39:14 GMT
Brilliant ;D
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Post by bayernoatcake on Dec 21, 2007 15:50:08 GMT
;D
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Post by stokiecat on Dec 21, 2007 18:49:02 GMT
shared that with the wanky wanderer fan in the office. We both think it's ace have the karma |
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Post by JetBlack on Dec 21, 2007 18:51:15 GMT
Quality.
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Post by CalgaryPotter on Dec 21, 2007 18:55:35 GMT
;D It'll be in the Sentinel tomorrow night anyway  |
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Post by stayingupfor GermanStokie on Dec 21, 2007 19:01:54 GMT
Awesome dixie.. some Kharma coming your way Bloody whining baggies... |
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Post by mermaidsal on Dec 21, 2007 19:07:19 GMT
;D ;D ;D pmsl. here's more karma for the pile.
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Post by stowke on Dec 21, 2007 19:10:33 GMT
bout as funny as les dennis......  |
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Post by Rockape on Dec 21, 2007 19:16:34 GMT
 You have been Karmared!!!! Skipping ferkin Jessies!
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Post by bogus on Dec 21, 2007 20:53:04 GMT
the Forward/Midfielder/Uncouth Bastard said
;D +1 more, Dixie.
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Post by CrazyPotter on Dec 21, 2007 21:01:26 GMT
Good work Dixie! ;D
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;D
You have been Karmared!!!! Skipping ferkin Jessies!
