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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 19:49:42 GMT
Talking utter bollox is another one. Everyone walking round with computers and fucking Google in their pockets has totally ruined my bullshit displays of outstanding historical knowledge. Shyte 😆 People with beards pretending they enjoy session ale. And that’s just the women in Stoke |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Oct 18, 2024 20:00:47 GMT
An all dayer. Once in a blue moon these days but there’s nothing better….. With you on that. Although the all dayers nowadays start at 1pm and I'm on my way home by 9pm. So not really a proper all dayer I guess 😁 Yep, in bed by 22:00 after a dodgy kebab. Perfect..... |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 18, 2024 20:03:08 GMT
Going into a musty pub that has just opened for the day and the smell of Shake and Vac or the quivalent from Iceland these days . You can often still smell the piss coming from the toilets though I'd rather eat Shake N Vac that Cheese Moments. Cheese Moments also never had a tasty looking housewife putting the freshness back either and wiggling it about I once caught a cheese moment in my mouth that Sticky Vicky had pumped out of her minge in Benidorm circa 98. True story, I think….. I saw Sticky Vicky perform in Benidorm the day of the Hillsboro disaster, I think was in a bar called Top of The Pops . Was possibly first holiday without my folks. Don't think Cheese Moments were available there. She probably used Monster Munch or KP Discos. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:03:20 GMT
With you on that. Although the all dayers nowadays start at 1pm and I'm on my way home by 9pm. So not really a proper all dayer I guess 😁 Yep, in bed by 22:00 after a dodgy kebab. Perfect..... I start an all dayer thinking about what I’m going to eat at the end, probably not the best mind set. Or maybe it is🤔 |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:04:16 GMT
I once caught a cheese moment in my mouth that Sticky Vicky had pumped out of her minge in Benidorm circa 98. True story, I think….. I saw Sticky Vicky perform in Benidorm the day of the Hillsboro disaster, I think was in a bar called Top of The Pops . Was possibly first holiday without my folks. Don't think Cheese Moments were available there. She probably used Monster Munch or KP Discos. Remember Top of the Pops, the only place I’d go every single night to score some fadge |
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:08:26 GMT
I think a good Sunday afternoon session takes some beating, just not great getting up for work as you get older!
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 18, 2024 20:10:20 GMT
I saw Sticky Vicky perform in Benidorm the day of the Hillsboro disaster, I think was in a bar called Top of The Pops . Was possibly first holiday without my folks. Don't think Cheese Moments were available there. She probably used Monster Munch or KP Discos. Remember Top of the Pops, the only place I’d go every single night to score some fadge Unfortunately had a gf with me from Cork. Brought my own Southern Irish Fadge which I regretted a bit . i think Stoke won 1-0 at Bournemouth as was trying to get out result for about 2 hours. Paul Ware scored although I think may have gone down as a Gerry Peyton og. Cost a fortune in coins as my Mum tried to work Ceefax |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:13:18 GMT
I think a good Sunday afternoon session takes some beating, just not great getting up for work as you get older! Ah yes. I used to be at the Coyney Arms for 12, make my way down to Park Inn for footy at 4, onto The Princess for 7 and chuck a few quid in the jukebox along with a drunken chat with Alan Hudson and his orange juice (with double vodka). After that was a blur but I’d often wake up in some random mingers bed at around 9am when I should have been at work for 8. The following week would be avoiding said bird. Great days |
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:16:54 GMT
I think a good Sunday afternoon session takes some beating, just not great getting up for work as you get older! Ah yes. I used to be at the Coyney Arms for 12, make my way down to Park Inn for footy at 4, onto The Princess for 7 and chuck a few quid in the jukebox along with a drunken chat with Alan Hudson and his orange juice (with double vodka). After that was a blur but I’d often wake up in some random mingers bed at around 9am when I should have been at work for 8. The following week would be avoiding said bird. Great days 😂 always liked the slower paced atmosphere on a Sunday. Still sink a gallon, but in a nice relaxed way.. and like you say football on all day👌🏻 |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:18:48 GMT
Ah yes. I used to be at the Coyney Arms for 12, make my way down to Park Inn for footy at 4, onto The Princess for 7 and chuck a few quid in the jukebox along with a drunken chat with Alan Hudson and his orange juice (with double vodka). After that was a blur but I’d often wake up in some random mingers bed at around 9am when I should have been at work for 8. The following week would be avoiding said bird. Great days 😂 always liked the slower paced atmosphere on a Sunday. Still sink a gallon, but in a nice relaxed way.. and like you say football on all day👌🏻 A gallon and a half on a Sunday. Mental when I look back. If I had that now I’d be wrote off for 3 days and I certainly wouldn’t be getting amorous with some tart |
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Oct 18, 2024 20:21:27 GMT
😂 always liked the slower paced atmosphere on a Sunday. Still sink a gallon, but in a nice relaxed way.. and like you say football on all day👌🏻 A gallon and a half on a Sunday. Mental when I look back. If I had that now I’d be wrote off for 3 days and I certainly wouldn’t be getting amorous with some tart I'd find Alan Hudson attractive after that No so much Feltz |
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:21:40 GMT
😂 always liked the slower paced atmosphere on a Sunday. Still sink a gallon, but in a nice relaxed way.. and like you say football on all day👌🏻 A gallon and a half on a Sunday. Mental when I look back. If I had that now I’d be wrote off for 3 days and I certainly wouldn’t be getting amorous with some tart fair effort that, used to have a “10 and home” motto for a Sunday.. could put it away still now, but Christ I’d be fucked in the morning. |
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Post by LL Cool Dave on Oct 18, 2024 20:22:40 GMT
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Post by UNKLE on Oct 18, 2024 20:22:44 GMT
Went for a quick couple after work. Pint of Neck oil and Camden Hells £16.80 😳
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Post by claytonscrubs on Oct 18, 2024 20:27:08 GMT
Pub quizzes.
They’re brilliant! You get to combine getting pissed with being clever, argue with your friends over what the capital of Venezuela is (Caracas), how many ‘Saw’ films there have been (ten), and what the longest football team to contain only one vowel is (Galatasaray, probably?). You could potentially even win something 😊
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:31:52 GMT
Went for a quick couple after work. Pint of Neck oil and Camden Hells £16.80 😳 Holy shit, where was that! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:33:49 GMT
Went for a quick couple after work. Pint of Neck oil and Camden Hells £16.80 😳 Holy shit, where was that! That beardy poofter shite costs an arm and a leg wherever you go |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:35:54 GMT
Pub quizzes. They’re brilliant! You get to combine getting pissed with being clever, argue with your friends over what the capital of Venezuela is (Caracas), how many ‘Saw’ films there have been (ten), and what the longest football team to contain only one vowel is (Galatasaray, probably?). You could potentially even win something 😊 I really miss pub quizzes. I’m good at them believe it or not. Said to the Mrs we should do some but then I remembered she’d handicap me and I should take a clever bloke instead |
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:37:22 GMT
Holy shit, where was that! That beardy poofter shite costs an arm and a leg wherever you go It does tbf, I do like the neck oil. I find lager gets a bit boring after a bit and bloats me. Might try some top shelf tomorrow, trying lose a few lbs |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:43:34 GMT
That beardy poofter shite costs an arm and a leg wherever you go It does tbf, I do like the neck oil. I find lager gets a bit boring after a bit and bloats me. Might try some top shelf tomorrow, trying lose a few lbs That’s why I turned to G and T. Can’t say I’ve seen much effect so far although my skin is looking radiant from all the tonic🤣 Baby steps |
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Post by UNKLE on Oct 18, 2024 20:44:21 GMT
Holy shit, where was that! That beardy poofter shite costs an arm and a leg wherever you go 😂 it was on Warren St in that theer London. I hate Neck Oil mine was the Hells as I didn’t want to drink Carlsberg. I thought my local was steep at £6.80 for a Guinness but this was something else. There are better boozers around that aren’t quite as bad. Probably a tourist trap….you live and learn. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:46:08 GMT
That beardy poofter shite costs an arm and a leg wherever you go 😂 it was on Warren St in that theer London. I hate Neck Oil mine was the Hells as I didn’t want to drink Carlsberg. I thought my local was steep at £6.80 for a Guinness but this was something else. There are better boozers around that aren’t quite as bad. Probably a tourist trap….you live and learn. Easily done mate, beggars can’t be choosers😉 |
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:46:31 GMT
That beardy poofter shite costs an arm and a leg wherever you go 😂 it was on Warren St in that theer London. I hate Neck Oil mine was the Hells as I didn’t want to drink Carlsberg. I thought my local was steep at £6.80 for a Guinness but this was something else. There are better boozers around that aren’t quite as bad. Probably a tourist trap….you live and learn. Bloody hell mate that’s insane. Planning ongoing QPR so I’d better do some research on pubs! |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Oct 18, 2024 20:47:12 GMT
😂 it was on Warren St in that theer London. I hate Neck Oil mine was the Hells as I didn’t want to drink Carlsberg. I thought my local was steep at £6.80 for a Guinness but this was something else. There are better boozers around that aren’t quite as bad. Probably a tourist trap….you live and learn. Bloody hell mate that’s insane. Planning ongoing QPR so I’d better do some research on pubs! Cans on the street would be my advice😉 |
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Post by sticky on Oct 18, 2024 20:48:27 GMT
Bloody hell mate that’s insane. Planning ongoing QPR so I’d better do some research on pubs! Cans on the street would be my advice😉 Not sure you’re allowed in khans London👀 (what have I started!) |
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Post by mickeythemaestro on Oct 18, 2024 20:50:24 GMT
With you on that. Although the all dayers nowadays start at 1pm and I'm on my way home by 9pm. So not really a proper all dayer I guess 😁 Yep, in bed by 22:00 after a dodgy kebab. Perfect..... Plenty of good Bab shops around prestwich surely 🤷♂️ |
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Post by UNKLE on Oct 18, 2024 20:54:18 GMT
😂 it was on Warren St in that theer London. I hate Neck Oil mine was the Hells as I didn’t want to drink Carlsberg. I thought my local was steep at £6.80 for a Guinness but this was something else. There are better boozers around that aren’t quite as bad. Probably a tourist trap….you live and learn. Bloody hell mate that’s insane. Planning ongoing QPR so I’d better do some research on pubs! Plenty of boozers around Shepherds Bush that aren’t too bad. Queen Adelaide is good but encourages home only. Away fans flock to Spoons….never been. PMSL last year at some lad who’s travels down from Stoke who was spouting off at the prices of the burger van outside the away end. Fuckin £9.50 for a double cheeseburger, Jesus that’s mental…. In the same breath..”double cheeseburger please mate!” 😂 |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Oct 18, 2024 20:57:49 GMT
Yep, in bed by 22:00 after a dodgy kebab. Perfect..... Plenty of good Bab shops around prestwich surely 🤷♂️ Couple of decent ones. You can't beat Cheetham Hill though...... |
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Post by mtrstudent on Oct 18, 2024 21:06:50 GMT
Talking utter bollox is another one. Everyone walking round with computers and fucking Google in their pockets has totally ruined my bullshit displays of outstanding historical knowledge. Shyte 😆 Sean Lock bless him made the same point. There's a time for fact checking and a time for talking shite. I just checked and 95.36% of pub time is for talking shite. |
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Post by mtrstudent on Oct 18, 2024 21:08:08 GMT
Beer gardens on a sunny day.
Fireplaces on a rainy day.
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