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Post by miggoscfc on Oct 15, 2024 16:27:44 GMT
We are in desperate need of some new songs. The atmosphere has been abysmal for a good long while so how about a few attempts for the current squad instead of singing 'oh when the red' 10x a game or the flaming IRA.
Lets get a few going on here, there are some right witty bastards who must have a few rattling around the thought cage.
I don't claim to be any good, tin hat firmly in place but I do like Liverpools Luis Diaz song to Bella Ciao, yes im pinching, it happens everywhere before the copyright ***** step in.
His name is Chicho,
He's from Girona,
He came to Stoke, came to Stoke
Came to Stoke City
His name is Chicho
He's from Girona
And were gonna win the league..
Nana na na na
Nana na na na
Nana na nana na
Nana na na na
His name is Chicho
He's from Girona
And were gonna win the league..
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Post by danceswithclams on Oct 15, 2024 18:01:58 GMT
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Oct 15, 2024 18:07:51 GMT
We're shit but we're sometimes not,
We're shit but we're sometimes not.
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Post by marwood on Oct 15, 2024 18:16:55 GMT
I was just shortlisting the Ivor Novello awards for 2025 and my pager starting going crazy. I took myself to the nearest Internet Cafe and can see this request has come in, but Im struggling to compete with the OP, I think my work here is already done. However, its a few minutes until my taxi comes so Im putting something together based around Steve Bruce, monkeys, and a virulent hatred of foreigners, including those from Wales (ironic, in view of the Ivor Novello awards) |
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Post by chell_rosey on Oct 15, 2024 19:06:22 GMT
To Barry Manilow's 'Copacabana':
His name is Chicho,
He's from Girona,
With plucked eyebrows, he just stares,
But thank God he don't wear flares,
He coaches City, We Don't want your pity,
A least we're not the Vale,
And now our game's no longer stale,
We're gonna score some goals,
And then go hunting voles
I lost interest a while ago...
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Post by alsager58 on Oct 16, 2024 0:04:15 GMT
Please knock this one about to the tune of the Kenwyne song
Chicho is a stokie he comes from sunny Spain
He looks like Mikel Arteta and his hair is the fucking same
He came to us from Norwich and this is what we sing
Chicho is a Stokie and he hates the f----ing Vale
Not sure about the last line, worth a go ??
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Post by davethebass on Oct 16, 2024 15:01:31 GMT
To "The Girl From Ipanema"
Tall and tan and young and lovely
The team from Stoke on Trent are playing
And when they play
I smile cos they win 7-3, 7-3
Might need work 😅
Edit: well it is a young team! 🤣
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Post by rodeost4 on Oct 19, 2024 18:31:34 GMT
Okay so this is borrowed’ …
My name is Ludo Miklosko
I come from near Moscow,
I play in goal for West Ham,
West Ham!
When I walk down the street,
Everybody I meet says,
Oi big boy,
What’s your name,
My name is Ludo Miklosko
I come from near Moscow,
I play in goal for West Ham,
West Ham!
My name is Victor Johansson
I’m tall strong and handsome
I play in goal for Sweden
Your best shots I read them
Every Potter I meet says,
Oi big lad
What’s your name,
My name is Victor Johansson
I’m tall strong and handsome
I play in goal for Sweden
Your best shots I read them
Every Potter I meet says
Oi big lad
What’s your name,
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Post by BraveSirRobin on Oct 19, 2024 19:03:21 GMT
Please knock this one about to the tune of the Kenwyne song Chicho is a stokie he comes from sunny Spain He looks like Mikel Arteta and his hair is the fucking same He came to us from Norwich and this is what we sing Chicho is a Stokie and he hates the f----ing Vale Not sure about the last line, worth a go ?? No |
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Post by Mr_DaftBurger on Oct 19, 2024 20:52:14 GMT
Chicho woooooah, Chicho woooooah!
He comes from Catalan,
Looks like a ladies man,
He visited my nan,
He rocked her caravan
and now she's quite a fan....
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Post by starkiller on Oct 20, 2024 3:27:14 GMT
Chicho woooooah, Chicho woooooah! He comes from Catalan, Looks like a ladies man, He visited my nan, He rocked her caravan and now she's quite a fan.... Surely the chorus of this with 'Sunny Stoke' and 'Narcis Pelach' in there. |
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Post by turtlefox on Oct 21, 2024 21:05:57 GMT
Chi Chi Cho - To the drum beat off We Will Rock You
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Post by suck_the_mop. on Oct 21, 2024 22:02:53 GMT
Made me laugh on Saturday when million scored and his song started until it got to Schumachers man and went all quiet, easy option is just change it to jon Coates's man fits in and he was the only one left here when he signed.
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Post by campbellsleftpeg on Oct 22, 2024 15:24:31 GMT
He comes from scotland
He plays in red and white
He hates the vale he thinks there fucking shite
Hes breaking ankles everywhere he goes
His name is michael, michael fucking rose
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Post by stokief on Oct 22, 2024 16:36:41 GMT
A rousing 'Is Vik There' followed by 3 good foot stomps or clap or whatever (Icelandic/Scandi Viking stylee )not as fast as Department S  when Vik makes a save or when defending a corner/free kick etc could be quite intimidating and hopefully off-putting for the opposition.I'm still waiting for someone to organise these 'Is Vik there, Yes he is' T-shirts with a snarling photo of MR Sweden  on them. |
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Post by pretzel on Oct 26, 2024 18:33:28 GMT
When I watch you City, You really blag my head, I just can't give a stuff, I just can't give a stuff, All the shit we have to watch and the crap that Walters said, I just can't give a stuff. I just can't give a stuff We slip and slide to division one but I just can't seem to give a stuff huh Duh, duh, duh duh duh duh duh I'll be fine later honest... Tomorrow's another day |
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Post by chad on Oct 26, 2024 18:38:37 GMT
We’re shit and we’re sick of it …
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Post by smallthorner on Oct 26, 2024 18:41:47 GMT
We’re shit and we’re sick of it … Catchy and to the point. Thumbs up from me. |
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Post by keasie1863 on Oct 26, 2024 18:42:06 GMT
We’re shit and we’re sick of it … Edit "we're shit and we're used to it" |
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Post by hcstokie on Oct 26, 2024 19:02:11 GMT
To the Kenwyne Jones song:
Narcis is a Stokie, he knows just what we lack,
Full backs, wingers, midfielders and a couple of centre backs,
He came to us from Norwich,
And Pelach is his name,
And every match that he’s in charge we’ll face 20 shots per game.
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Post by Meirparkstokie on Oct 26, 2024 19:09:01 GMT
To the Kenwyne Jones song: Narcis is a Stokie, he knows just what we lack, Full backs, wingers, midfielders and a couple of centre backs, He came to us from Norwich, And Pelach is his name, And every match that he’s in charge we’ll face 20 shots per game. Haha perfect!!! Get it started! |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Oct 26, 2024 20:27:48 GMT
We’re shit and we’re sick of it … Catchy and to the point. Thumbs up from me. Used to sing it years ago, needs a comeback. |
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when Vik makes a save or when defending a corner/free kick etc could be quite intimidating and hopefully off-putting for the opposition.I'm still waiting for someone to organise these 'Is Vik there, Yes he is' T-shirts with a snarling photo of MR Sweden 
on them. 
