PLAYER RATINGS VS PORTSMOUTH

[thehartshillbadger]

Knock yourselves out

[robwahlmann]

Johanson 7
Stevens 6
Gibson 7
Rose 7
Wilmot 7
Burger 8
Junho 8
Moran 7
Koumas 7
Gallagher 9
Cannon 10

Thompson 6
Tezgel 4
Vidigal 5
Bocat 6
Junior 5

[cheekymatt71]

Johanson 7
Stevens 6
Gibson 6
Rose 7
Wilmot 8
Burger 8
Junho 8
Moran 8
Koumas 7
Gallagher 10
Cannon 10

Thompson 4
Tezgel 5
Vidigal 6
Bocat 6
Junior 5

[cheadlepotter]

Johansson - distribution was good, steady enough (7)
Wilmot - just missing the pace for a full back (7)
Rose - steady (7)
Gibson - much better from him, hopefully not just a good time leader (7)
Stevens - some decent runs forward (7)
Burger - like the Burger of last season, cool and calm (8)
Moran - nice goal (7)
Junho - much better, at last (7)
Koumas - brilliant first half (7)
Cannon - lethal (9)
Gallagher - perfect fit (8.5)

[thepottypotter]

Johansson 8
Stevens 5 screwed up for their goal
Gibson 6
Rose 6
Wilmot 6
Burger 7
Moran 7
Bae Jun-Ho 8
Gallagher 10 MOTM
Koumas 7
Cannon 10

Subs

Vidigal 3 looked like he had forgotten how to be a footballer. What’s happened to him?!
Bocat 6
Tezgel 6
Thompson 6
Junior 5 looked weak defensively

[figo85]

Johanson 7
Stevens 6
Gibson 7
Rose 7
Wilmot 8
Burger 8
Junho 8
Moran 8
Koumas 7
Gallagher 10
Cannon 10

Thompson 3
Tezgel 5
Vidigal 2/3
Bocat 6
Junior 5

[maninasuitcase]

Johanson 7 - spectator
Stevens 7 - good game
Gibson 7 - as above
Rose 8 - excellent
Wilmot 7 - seems to have found his position
Burger 7 - finding some form
Junho 8 - full of energy
Moran 7 - great goal
Koumas 7 - very good and busy
Gallagher 9 - super home debut and amazing goal
Cannon 10 - lethal, every goal a classic.

Thompson 5 - ok
Tezgel 5 - ok
Vidigal 5 - ring rusty
Bocat 5 - not convinced
Junior 4 - not convinced either

The subs effectively killed the momentum and we reverted to type.

[Chewbacca the Wookie]

Johanson 7
Stevens 7
Gibson 6
Rose 7
Wilmot 8
Burger 8
Junho 9
Moran 9
Koumas 8
Gallagher 10
Cannon 10

Thompson 6
Tezgel 6
Vidigal 6
Bocat 6
Junior 6

[Gary Hackett]

Stevens only 6 ?

[cod]

Johannesburg 7 Had little to do
Wilmot 8 Solid. Hit the bar. Outpaced on one occasion but even then somehow won the duel.
Stevens 7 At fault on the goal but otherwise a solid presence.
Rose 7
Gibson 7
Burger 8 Really excellent tonight. Won so many 50 50s and used the ball very well.
Moran 8 Deserved the goal.
Junho 9 Back to himself tonight. A buzzing presence. Inventive playmaker full of energy.
Gallagher 9 MOM. A massive physical presence. Great feet. Lead the press. Seems suited to playing just off the left. Actually scored two goals (first wrongly disallowed).
Cannon 9 Superb finishing. If he gets service he can score.
Koumas 8

Subs: Vidigal 6
Thompson 6
Tezgel 6
Bocat 6
Junior 6

Should be noted that Portsmouth look like dead certs to go down. So poor.

[thehartshillbadger]

Johansson - anonymous (6)
Wilmot - Did a great job (8)
Rose - Barely noticed him (6)
Gibson - Ditto (6)
Stevens - Poor for the goal otherwise thought he was great (8)
Burger - That’s the player we know (8)
Moran - Tidy and great goal (7)
Junho- Gave it away loads but brave in possession (7)
Koumas - Great first half (7)
Cannon - 4 goals, superb finishing (9)
Gallagher - Great heart, will be a fan favourite for sure (8)

Didn’t think the subs made any impact at all. Understandable unless you’re Mike fucking Pejic and Ian twatting Cranson

Manager 10

[spitthedog]

The subs showed that the manager picked the right team!

It was a good idea to rest some of the players though at 6-1 up

[LphPotter]

Johansson 7
Wilmot 7
Rose 6
Gibson 6
Stevens 6
Koumas 7
Burger 8
Moran 9
Junho 8
Gallagher 10
Cannon 10

Game was over by time any of the subs came on

[terryconroysmagic]

Not sure what game people watched giving Steven’s a 6!

Thought he was excellent, solid defensively, decent passing and a good forward outlet

[LphPotter]

Oct 2, 2024 22:24:29 GMT terryconroysmagic said:

Not sure what game people watched giving Steven’s a 6!

Thought he was excellent, solid defensively, decent passing and a good forward outlet

Marked him down 1 for the poor attempt of a tackle for their goal, probably harsh as overall he was good.

[degoeystache]

Vik - 7 not a lot to do but what he had to do he did well
Wilmot - 8 very strong showing at right back and nearly a wonder strike
Rose - 8 not up against much but solid
Gibson - 8 ditto Rose
Dame Edna - 8 should have done better for the goal but other than that a really strong showing and unlucky with a fantastic drive which the keeper saved
Koumas - 8 was asleep for their goal and someone with more experience would have pulled the player down. A threat going forward as usual
Junho - 9 looking like he’s getting back to his best and 2 assists for him
Moran - 9 goal and assist and moved the ball forward at pace well
Burger - 9 his best performance for a long time with some great break up play and ball movement
Gallagher - 9 caused Pompey problems with his directness and pressing. Scored 1 and assisted 1 and another superb finish for the goal that was ruled out
Cannon -10 - 4 goals……wow! Superb finishing, left foot, right foot, free kick and a penalty!

Pèlach - 10 got everything spot on tonight. Completely different to the 5 yard passing backwards and sideways slow ponderous passing like we did in the last 2 games. Hopefully this isn’t a false dawn like we have had against Rotherham in the past. Touch wood we are starting to see the new style of play

[BuzzB]

Whatever the scenario, fuck Thompson off, brings absolutely nothing to the team.

The rest 9/10
Thompson 0, bed.

[bayernoatcake]

Johansson 6 - one good save, a nice punch and 6 good celebrations

Wilmot 7 - thought he got beat a few more times than is ideal but overall was good. Unlucky with that shot

Rose 6 - it was easy. He didn’t really have to defend. Great

Gibson 6 - same as Rose

Stevens 7 - thought he attacked well

Koumas 7 - lively. End product suspect. But pressed well.

Burger 7 - some good passing and did well

Moran 8.5 - lovely player and drives us forward

Junho 8 - easy game for him, lovely player. End product frustrating but a joy to watch.

Cannon 9 - some excellent finishes and runs and 4 goals. Wonderful

Gallagher 9 - MOM - I know his mate scored 4 but I thought Gallagher just played better. His all round play was excellent. His goal was excellent. The offside goal looked onside? It was just nice to that sort of striker work for us.

[Bojan Mackey]

Johansson - 7 - Had so little to do he could have built a flat pack desk and then proceeded to sit at it and bash one out.

Wilmot 7 - Much better at RB, purely by virtue as I’ve mentioned on another thread you can negate the impact of his dementia moments

Rose - 7 - I didn’t hear his name mentioned once, which is superb considering I’m either screaming at him because he’s tripped over his own bellend or he’s sent a header from a corner into the troposphere.

Gibson - 7 - A steadier performance after the utter abortion of a fortnight he’s had

Stevens - 7 - Very good game tonight but he loses a mark for that hopeless fanny of a challenge against the absolute limp dick donkey of a player that is Josh Murphy

Burger - 8 - A lot more Zinger Tower Burger today, the lynchpin in the side (Yes I wanted to use the word lynchpin okay, stroke my length)

Moran - 8 - Very tidy display, is clearly a very intelligent player and a superb finish to cap off a good day at the office

Junho - 8 - The ball sticks to him like a lump of wrigleys under a school desk, I just wish he’d get himself into goal scoring positions more

Koumas - 7 - One of his quieter nights but still found himself picking the pockets of their fullback, I guess you really can’t take the Liverpool out of the boy after all.

Gallagher - 9 - Superb performance, can mix it up when he needs to but has the poise of a ballerina as seen with his goal that should have stood, also looks like a massive shithouse as well which we have been CRYING out for

Cannon - 10 - His finishing tonight was so lethal I’m going to ask my missus to take a pregnancy test in the morning.

Subs:

Bocat & Tchamadeu - 5 - I’m rating the chuckle brothers together because Portsmouth 100% had more joy when those pair came on, I think they’re good back ups but we need stronger fullbacks in January, that should be the Merseyside Mussolini’s first port of call to strengthen.

Tezgel - 4 - Did he just fuck off and sit in the stands after he came on?

Thompson - 5 - Even at 6-1 up the bloke is still allergic to passing forwards, but he didn’t do anything wrong I suppose, would have liked to have seen Sol instead.

Vidigal - 3 - He’s wank isn’t he? Wherever Schumacher held him hostage it’s clear he’s still not given him his legs back because they have gone completely.

[bjarnig]

Oct 2, 2024 22:51:07 GMT Bojan Mackey said:

Johansson - 7 - Had so little to do he could have built a flat pack desk and then proceeded to sit at it and bash one out.

Wilmot 7 - Much better at RB, purely by virtue as I’ve mentioned on another thread you can negate the impact of his dementia moments

Rose - 7 - I didn’t hear his name mentioned once, which is superb considering I’m either screaming at him because he’s tripped over his own bellend or he’s sent a header from a corner into the troposphere.

Gibson - 7 - A steadier performance after the utter abortion of a fortnight he’s had

Stevens - 7 - Very good game tonight but he loses a mark for that hopeless fanny of a challenge against the absolute limp dick donkey of a player that is Josh Murphy

Burger - 8 - A lot more Zinger Tower Burger today, the lynchpin in the side (Yes I wanted to use the word lynchpin okay, stroke my length)

Moran - 8 - Very tidy display, is clearly a very intelligent player and a superb finish to cap off a good day at the office

Junho - 8 - The ball sticks to him like a lump of wrigleys under a school desk, I just wish he’d get himself into goal scoring positions more

Koumas - 7 - One of his quieter nights but still found himself picking the pockets of their fullback, I guess you really can’t take the Liverpool out of the boy after all.

Gallagher - 9 - Superb performance, can mix it up when he needs to but has the poise of a ballerina as seen with his goal that should have stood, also looks like a massive shithouse as well which we have been CRYING out for

Cannon - 10 - His finishing tonight was so lethal I’m going to ask my missus to take a pregnancy test in the morning.

Subs:

Bocat & Tchamadeu - 5 - I’m rating the chuckle brothers together because Portsmouth 100% had more joy when those pair came on, I think they’re good back ups but we need stronger fullbacks in January, that should be the Merseyside Mussolini’s first port of call to strengthen.

Tezgel - 4 - Did he just fuck off and sit in the stands after he came on?

Thompson - 5 - Even at 6-1 up the bloke is still allergic to passing forwards, but he didn’t do anything wrong I suppose, would have liked to have seen Sol instead.

Vidigal - 3 - He’s wank isn’t he? Wherever Schumacher held him hostage it’s clear he’s still not given him his legs back because they have gone completely.

The above but 1 for the chuckle brothers.
They are terrible beyond belief.

Oh 1 for JT too.

[stokecity4life]

Im sorry some of these ratings are ridiculous - we won 6-1 and destroyed them in every way.

There were 3-4 performances tonight that are up there with the best in the last 10 years.

Gallagher's performance is the missing piece we have been looking for for so long, clear as day that`s what`s been needed, no surprise Cannon became more 'freed up'.

Burger's performance was basically an almost perfect midfield performance, his best for the club by a long way.

Cannon`s performance was again what we have been missing, a striker who will take his chances, conversion rate was superb, brilliant movement and 4 goals says it all.

Johanson 8
Stevens 9
Gibson 9
Rose 9
Wilmot 9
Burger 10
Junho 9
Moran 9
Koumas 8
Gallagher 10 (MOM)
Cannon 10

Thompson 6
Tezgel 6
Vidigal 7
Bocat 6
Junior 3

[stokie223]

Oct 3, 2024 8:04:02 GMT stokecity4life said:

Im sorry some of these ratings are ridiculous - we won 6-1 and destroyed them in every way.

There were 3-4 performances tonight that are up there with the best in the last 10 years.

Gallagher's performance is the missing piece we have been looking for for so long, clear as day that`s what`s been needed, no surprise Cannon became more 'freed up'.

Burger's performance was basically an almost perfect midfield performance, his best for the club by a long way.

Cannon`s performance was again what we have been missing, a striker who will take his chances, conversion rate was superb, brilliant movement and 4 goals says it all.

Johanson 8
Stevens 9
Gibson 9
Rose 9
Wilmot 9
Burger 10
Junho 9
Moran 9
Koumas 8
Gallagher 10 (MOM)
Cannon 10

Thompson 6
Tezgel 6
Vidigal 7
Bocat 6
Junior 3

It was an excellent performance - almost faultless and really the only blip was giving that goal away, he shouldn't have been allowed to run the length of the pitch and cut inside past two players. Stevens has to do more there.

One I am really struggling with is Vidigal being given a SEVEN ... 
I thought it was bananas that some people had given him 5s and 6s to be honest.

What was it about his performance that you think warranted a 7? He was absolutely abysmal. 
I like Vidigal and it's understandable to some extent given his prolonged absence but he gave the ball away every time he touched it, crosses didn't beat the first man, the shot(s) I saw him have were awful too. 

I don't even think he looked 'up for it', per se, but that could be a lack of match fitness.

All for praising the team after that but a 7 is bonkers.

[staffordstokiemad1]

Anyone not rating Cannon a straight up 10 after scoring 4 goals, I would hate to think what would justify a 10.

[baconburger]

Johanson 9
Stevens 8
Gibson 8
Rose 8
Wilmot 8
Burger 9
Junho 8
Moran 8
Koumas 8
Gallagher 11 (MOM)
Cannon 9

Thompson 5
Tezgel 5
Vidigal 5
Bocat 6
Junior 5

[baconburger]

Oct 3, 2024 8:17:13 GMT staffordstokiemad1 said:

Anyone not rating Cannon a straight up 10 after scoring 4 goals, I would hate to think what would justify a 10.

Gallagher only scored one but I haven’t seen a better forward display by a Stoke player since Arnie left. Outstanding.

[gaznandi]

Oct 2, 2024 22:51:07 GMT Bojan Mackey said:

Johansson - 7 - Had so little to do he could have built a flat pack desk and then proceeded to sit at it and bash one out.

Wilmot 7 - Much better at RB, purely by virtue as I’ve mentioned on another thread you can negate the impact of his dementia moments

Rose - 7 - I didn’t hear his name mentioned once, which is superb considering I’m either screaming at him because he’s tripped over his own bellend or he’s sent a header from a corner into the troposphere.

Gibson - 7 - A steadier performance after the utter abortion of a fortnight he’s had

Stevens - 7 - Very good game tonight but he loses a mark for that hopeless fanny of a challenge against the absolute limp dick donkey of a player that is Josh Murphy

Burger - 8 - A lot more Zinger Tower Burger today, the lynchpin in the side (Yes I wanted to use the word lynchpin okay, stroke my length)

Moran - 8 - Very tidy display, is clearly a very intelligent player and a superb finish to cap off a good day at the office

Junho - 8 - The ball sticks to him like a lump of wrigleys under a school desk, I just wish he’d get himself into goal scoring positions more

Koumas - 7 - One of his quieter nights but still found himself picking the pockets of their fullback, I guess you really can’t take the Liverpool out of the boy after all.

Gallagher - 9 - Superb performance, can mix it up when he needs to but has the poise of a ballerina as seen with his goal that should have stood, also looks like a massive shithouse as well which we have been CRYING out for

Cannon - 10 - His finishing tonight was so lethal I’m going to ask my missus to take a pregnancy test in the morning.

Subs:

Bocat & Tchamadeu - 5 - I’m rating the chuckle brothers together because Portsmouth 100% had more joy when those pair came on, I think they’re good back ups but we need stronger fullbacks in January, that should be the Merseyside Mussolini’s first port of call to strengthen.

Tezgel - 4 - Did he just fuck off and sit in the stands after he came on?

Thompson - 5 - Even at 6-1 up the bloke is still allergic to passing forwards, but he didn’t do anything wrong I suppose, would have liked to have seen Sol instead.

Vidigal - 3 - He’s wank isn’t he? Wherever Schumacher held him hostage it’s clear he’s still not given him his legs back because they have gone completely.

By christ, I love you so much, in a very,very non sexual way.

The Marina Hyde of the Oatcake.

(Read the Guardian you fucking ingrates)

[J-Roar]

Oct 2, 2024 21:20:59 GMT Gary Hackett said:

Stevens only 6 ?

It's funny how we win when he plays but people don't rate him. Clever older player who's vulnerable to pace but is generally experienced enough to handle it.

If only he could stay fit.

[stokesupporter]

Johanson 7 not much to do
Stevens 8 Good and assured display from the Gladiator
Gibson 7 didn't do much wrong
Rose 7 as above
Wilmot 8 almost scored, his best game for us this season
Burger 8 calm like he used to be, good passes too
Junho 8 did well, getting back to his old good level
Moran 7 scored, otherwise OK too
Koumas 8 was bright and fast
Gallagher 9 excellent goal, made Cannon flourish
Cannon 10 *MOTM Superb! Four goals say no more!

Thompson 5
Tezgel 4
Vidigal 5
Bocat 6
Junior 5

[staffordstokiemad1]

Oct 3, 2024 8:22:54 GMT baconburger said:

Oct 3, 2024 8:17:13 GMT staffordstokiemad1 said:

Anyone not rating Cannon a straight up 10 after scoring 4 goals, I would hate to think what would justify a 10.

Gallagher only scored one but I haven’t seen a better forward display by a Stoke player since Arnie left. Outstanding.

I agree. His performance was just as important as Cannons four goals.

[AlbertTatlock]

Johanson 8
Stevens 8
Gibson 8
Rose 8
Wilmot 8
Burger 8
Junho 8
Moran 8
Koumas 8
Gallagher 10 MOM
Cannon 10

Thompson 7
Tezgel 7
Vidigal 7
Bocat 7
Junior 6

Chico 10

We won 6-1 all the starting 11 deserve at least an 8.

Gouranga.