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Post by J-Roar on Sept 24, 2024 21:16:32 GMT
He came to stoke from sunny spain Pelach pelach He'll take us to the prem again pelach pelach He came to stoke do all he can Hes super jonny walters man Narcis pelach citys ......???? Help First team coach |
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Post by prawnsandwichultra on Sept 25, 2024 16:34:10 GMT
To the tune of ‘My old man’s a dustman’…
Chicho is a Stokie
He lives up Hanley, duck
He likes a pint and Wright’s pie
And doesn’t give a f***
Chicho is a Stokie
And this is Chicho’s song
He’ll take us back to the Premiership
Cos that’s where we belong
Repeat…
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Post by PottersBrim on Sept 25, 2024 16:54:14 GMT
To the tune of Kenwyne is a Stokie…
Oh, Narcis loves the ladies, but he hasn’t got herps,
Switch up the letters in his name, and you’ll get Anal Chirps.
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Post by marwood on Sept 25, 2024 17:11:45 GMT
first chorus, Catalan
OOOhhhhhhh check out my brows, theyre shaved to precision with Phillips Ladyshave (shave shave shave) ooh
you could slice bread on my cheekbones so behave (behave behave) aaaah
Jon is my boss, Im here because he's super and the other guy has gone
Thank you Jon, and John, how high do I jump Jon (aaah eeeeehh)
(second chorus, offscreen, scouse)
JUMP HIGHER YOU BASTARD
(ASTARD ASTARD)
AHHHHHH ooohh eeeehh
(both) Oye mi canto !
eeeeeh
(fade third chorus, key change, repeat refrain one octave lower)
AAAAAHHHH OOOOOH BROWS TO DIE FOR
To the tune of 'Montague Terrace (in Blue)' by Scott Walker, 1967
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Post by thisisouryear on Sept 25, 2024 17:25:36 GMT
Living next door to Narcis
Narcis?
Who the fuck is Narcis?
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Post by Redweatherwarningforextremetem on Sept 26, 2024 22:34:55 GMT
To the tune of Yankee Doodle...
Narcis Pelach
He's our coach
From a different nation
He could get us back to the prem
Unless it's relegation
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Post by Northy on Sept 27, 2024 5:48:17 GMT
To the tune of ‘My old man’s a dustman’… Chicho is a Stokie He lives up Hanley, duck He likes a pint and Wright’s pie And doesn’t give a f*** Chicho is a Stokie And this is Chicho’s song He’ll take us back to the Premiership Cos that’s where we belong Repeat… Change Premiership to Premier League, a better ring to it? |
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Post by premieraj on Sept 27, 2024 15:23:20 GMT
How about…….
We’ve got Pelach
Narcis Pelach
I just don’t think you understand
He’s super Jon’s man
He’s better than Zidane
We’ve got Narcis Pelach
Nice and simple and Zidane is a manager as well as player?
Well?
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Post by davethebass on Sept 28, 2024 2:41:53 GMT
I’m sure someone will figure some words out 😂 només hi ha un Narcís Pronounced "no mez ee on nar cease" Catalan for there's only one Narcís. Oh ffs alright we'll sing it in English then  |
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Post by chell_rosey on Sept 28, 2024 9:13:26 GMT
To the Pink Panther tune:
Oh, Pelach, Pelach
He waxes his eyebrows and sack and crack
His sack and crack
And repeat.
Or not.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 28, 2024 21:00:34 GMT
To Baby Shark
Narrr- ci - cist do do do do do do
Narrr- ci - cist do do do do do do
Narrr- ci - cist do do do do do do
Nar- ci - cist
We are wank do do do do do do
We are wank do do do do do do
We are wank do do do do do do
We are wank
Add verses and repeat.
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Post by Trouserdog on Sept 28, 2024 21:07:43 GMT
We've got Pelach
Narcis Pelach
I just don't think he understands
To play out from the back
You can't be fucking cack
Now the poor cunts heading for the sack.
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Post by maninasuitcase on Sept 28, 2024 21:21:26 GMT
To the odemwingie song.
Two defeats
Two defeats
Narcis Pelach
Two defeats
Two defeats
Today
Two defeats
Two defeats
Narcis Pelach
Cos we're passing the ball the wrong way.
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Post by davejohnno1 on Sept 28, 2024 21:23:46 GMT
To the tune of Mills out…
Narcis Out
Narcis Out
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Post by potterpaul on Sept 28, 2024 21:51:51 GMT
Sacked in the morning
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Post by mcw on Sept 28, 2024 21:54:52 GMT
Don’t bother, he won’t be round long enough to merit working out a song for him
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Post by robstokie on Sept 28, 2024 22:46:02 GMT
So long, Farewell, Auf Widersehen, Goodbye....
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Post by spiderpuss on Sept 28, 2024 22:48:11 GMT
Fuck off out of our club?
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Post by fradleyhomes on Sept 29, 2024 14:44:20 GMT
Schumacher's red and white army.......?
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Post by SamB_SCFC on Sept 29, 2024 14:47:29 GMT
To the tune of Mills out… Narcis Out Narcis Out Anyone up for doing some graffiti by the A500? |
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Post by thornestein on Sept 29, 2024 14:47:47 GMT
i’d imagine if we play badly and are a few goals behind that will ring out all around the ground , most have lost patience with the club now |
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Post by greystokie on Sept 29, 2024 15:06:22 GMT
You don't know what you're doing! (repeat)
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Sept 29, 2024 15:11:52 GMT
So please don't boo,
Don't boo,
Don't boo away,
Please don't boo,
Don't boo,
Narcis I'm begging you to stay.
To the tune of Please don't go by KC and the sunshine band featuring The Oatcakes very own Sportsman.
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Post by robstokie on Sept 29, 2024 19:46:06 GMT
Na na Narcis
Na na Narcis
Hey Hey Hey
Goodbye
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Post by stokiejoe on Sept 29, 2024 20:08:27 GMT
Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye.
So long, farewell, al frederseine, goodbye.
Hit the road Pelach
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Post by bassmaster on Sept 29, 2024 20:09:47 GMT
I Know It’s Over.
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Post by brizzlestokie on Sept 29, 2024 20:12:59 GMT
Embarrassing
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flash
Lads'n'Dads
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Post by flash on Sept 29, 2024 22:32:37 GMT
You've seen the Potters, Now fuck off
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Post by noustie on Sept 30, 2024 9:50:47 GMT
'We're shooting that way'
'We're shooting that way'
'We're shooting that way'
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Post by baconburger on Sept 30, 2024 9:58:34 GMT
Narcis WTF are you trying to do?
This football is so fucking boring it’s poo.
Even Spain don’t play like this anymore
Because it’s such a fucking bore.
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