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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 28, 2024 21:02:37 GMT
Pocket food for last rights by Fr O' Malley Any last requests? Yes, do you mind if I eat this mini roll that’s now bollock warm in my pocket? It would actually be- swap clothes with me if you really believe in helping others
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 28, 2024 21:03:32 GMT
Starter: Thai papaya salad Main: Minted lamb pie with mash and veg Dessert: Rum glazed pineapple with coconut ice cream Drink: Mythos in a frozen glass Was at a Thai gal,'s 60th birthday tonight at a restaurant in Nantwich and they were killing the papaya salad at the buffet I love the sauce but not the salad stuff I've only had it in Thailand as there don't seem to be very many good Thai places locally. I love Vietnamese too but not a fan of Chinese. Could have easily picked a nice hot Indian curry as well.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 28, 2024 21:03:39 GMT
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 28, 2024 21:06:02 GMT
Was at a Thai gal,'s 60th birthday tonight at a restaurant in Nantwich and they were killing the papaya salad at the buffet I love the sauce but not the salad stuff I've only had it in Thailand as there don't seem to be very many good Thai places locally. I love Vietnamese too but not a fan of Chinese. Could have easily picked a nice hot Indian curry as well. You really need to ask for it in a Thai restaurant ...any one will knock it up for you but understandably is not on the menu as eould be a bit much for many What area you in?
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 28, 2024 21:06:29 GMT
Starter: Thai papaya salad Main: Minted lamb pie with mash and veg Dessert: Rum glazed pineapple with coconut ice cream Drink: Mythos in a frozen glass Posh twat! Is that the key for optimum farting around corners material? Asking for a friend The salad with a bit of chilli heat might induce some directional mischief from the old anus, but I could have gone lamb Madras for the main which would be carnage.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 28, 2024 21:11:16 GMT
Posh twat! Is that the key for optimum farting around corners material? Asking for a friend The salad with a bit of chilli heat might induce some directional mischief from the old anus, but I could have gone lamb Madras for the main which would be carnage. If I really want to unleash holy hell on the twats I work with a pizza does the job brilliantly. I had a Papa Johns last night in fact and farting around corners is nursery stuff. I can leave a trail of methane catastrophe at the most unsuspecting of places. Earlier I made my lady’s 15 year old put her head down the toilet from what was, sound wise, an innocuous rumble. Little did she know about legal chemical warfare
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 28, 2024 21:29:49 GMT
If it was a quick execution then a can of Tab, a frosted blueberry Pop Tart and Micro Chips
A bit like the Euthanasia scene in Soylent Green surroundings ( Spoiler Alert) ...it's people by the way
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 28, 2024 21:32:00 GMT
Starter - Whole Elephant Carpaccio
Main - A selection of Polar bear cuts, expertly grilled, broiled, bbq'd etc - full nose to tail experience
Dessert - A full blue whale - turned into some sort of Gelato.
Drink - a tanker full of Guinness.
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 28, 2024 21:37:18 GMT
Starter - Whole Elephant Carpaccio Main - A selection of Polar bear cuts, expertly grilled, broiled, bbq'd etc - full nose to tail experience Dessert - A full blue whale - turned into some sort of Gelato. Drink - a tanker full of Guinness. Prepared by Ron Craggs himself?
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Post by lordb on Apr 28, 2024 21:37:58 GMT
If it was a quick execution then a can of Tab, a frosted blueberry Pop Tart and Micro Chips A bit like the Euthanasia scene in Soylent Green surroundings ( Spoiler Alert) ...it's people by the way Mmmmm Soylent Green...
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Post by dirtygary69 on Apr 28, 2024 21:40:12 GMT
Baconaisse Bacon Cake Bacon What are you in for? Fucking a pig to death?
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Post by wannabee on Apr 28, 2024 22:14:51 GMT
Following on from a suggestion on the Vale thread of all places. What would your ideal last meal be? 3 courses and a drink. Being cognisant of the Thread Title I'll assume demise is not voluntary, therefore Deviled Eggs to start - to prepare for where I'm going Fugu as the main course - try it if you get to Japan, you'll love it Death by Chocolate Cake for dessert - last attempt to elude the executioner All washed down by a Pint of Bothered as I'm fucked
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Post by cvillestokie on Apr 28, 2024 22:17:15 GMT
Following on from a suggestion on the Vale thread of all places. What would your ideal last meal be? 3 courses and a drink. as I'm fucked I’m not sure you’ll get the option for method of death but if you did, this doesn’t sound too bad….
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Post by musik on Apr 28, 2024 22:26:31 GMT
Nothing
Then they wouldn't have to clean so long.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Apr 28, 2024 22:31:36 GMT
Following on from a suggestion on the Vale thread of all places. What would your ideal last meal be? 3 courses and a drink. Being cognisant of the Thread Title I'll assume demise is not voluntary, therefore Deviled Eggs to start - to prepare for where I'm going Fugu as the main course - try it if you get to Japan, you'll love it Death by Chocolate Cake for dessert - last attempt to elude the executioner All washed down by a Pint of Bothered as I'm fucked Fugu? Sounds intriguing. What is it?
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Post by metalhead on Apr 28, 2024 22:37:46 GMT
Let's be honest.... Thank fuck we don't
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Post by milton58 on Apr 28, 2024 23:29:50 GMT
Cornflakes starter...bacon chayze tomato on tin plate half dozen oatcakes...washed down with a mug if Tetley tea and half a pack of chocolate hob nobs
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Post by wannabee on Apr 28, 2024 23:34:32 GMT
Being cognisant of the Thread Title I'll assume demise is not voluntary, therefore Deviled Eggs to start - to prepare for where I'm going Fugu as the main course - try it if you get to Japan, you'll love it Death by Chocolate Cake for dessert - last attempt to elude the executioner All washed down by a Pint of Bothered as I'm fucked Fugu? Sounds intriguing. What is it? On the assumption your being serious www.nytimes.com/2020/12/04/t-magazine/fugu-blowfish-deadly-food.htmlI was inspired in my reply by the Badgers musings on Japan on a different thread Japan is a very complex Society that I admit I'll never as a Westerner/Gaijin completely get to grips with and it is designed around that very purpose You might have observed by my own musings that I'm not an entirely patient person but l learned in Japan to become so when I was inevitably subjected to endless Tea Ceremonies or Wandering through Gardens before I could engage upon the actual purpose of my visit.
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Post by scfcbiancorossi on Apr 29, 2024 0:59:07 GMT
I'd go all out Caribbean (albeit the idea of smashing a Vindaloo in the hope my dump somehow stinks out the room so bad I get rewarded with my freedom is tempting)
Starter: Crab cakes Main - Jerk Chicken, Rice and Peas, fried Plantain Desert: Rum cake
If I can wash it down with a jug of Rum Punch that'd be awesome and make the thought of imminent death a little less scary ❤️
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Post by chuffedstokie on Apr 29, 2024 4:41:04 GMT
Starter - Whole Elephant Carpaccio Main - A selection of Polar bear cuts, expertly grilled, broiled, bbq'd etc - full nose to tail experience Dessert - A full blue whale - turned into some sort of Gelato. Drink - a tanker full of Guinness. Make the executioners work for their money, like the thinking.
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Post by cobhamstokey on Apr 29, 2024 5:55:40 GMT
Fugu? Sounds intriguing. What is it? On the assumption your being serious www.nytimes.com/2020/12/04/t-magazine/fugu-blowfish-deadly-food.htmlI was inspired in my reply by the Badgers musings on Japan on a different thread Japan is a very complex Society that I admit I'll never as a Westerner/Gaijin completely get to grips with and it is designed around that very purpose You might have observed by my own musings that I'm not an entirely patient person but l learned in Japan to become so when I was inevitably subjected to endless Tea Ceremonies or Wandering through Gardens before I could engage upon the actual purpose of my visit. I was.
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Post by JoeinOz on Apr 29, 2024 6:37:29 GMT
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Post by Northy on Apr 29, 2024 6:52:12 GMT
A never ending buffet with a pint of Leffe
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Post by questionable on Apr 29, 2024 8:50:39 GMT
Garlic mushroom /prawn starter.
Chicken Tikka masala, garlic fried rice and a garlic/spinach naan
Steamed Treacle pudding and custard
Peronni
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Post by GeneralFaye on Apr 29, 2024 9:26:01 GMT
Cheeseboard as a dessert is a disgrace. After, is just about acceptable.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 29, 2024 9:41:26 GMT
Being cognisant of the Thread Title I'll assume demise is not voluntary, therefore Deviled Eggs to start - to prepare for where I'm going Fugu as the main course - try it if you get to Japan, you'll love it Death by Chocolate Cake for dessert - last attempt to elude the executioner All washed down by a Pint of Bothered as I'm fucked Fugu? Sounds intriguing. What is it? Blow fish Poison if prepared wrong...see an early episode of The Simpsons
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Post by Vadiation_Ribe on Apr 29, 2024 10:31:53 GMT
Baconaisse Bacon Cake Bacon What are you in for? Fucking a pig to death? It was a good porking.
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Post by deeside2 on Apr 29, 2024 12:28:39 GMT
I think you all would have to rethink your meal choices as there's a max limit of about $15 for the lucky recipients.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 29, 2024 13:16:17 GMT
I think you all would have to rethink your meal choices as there's a max limit of about $15 for the lucky recipients. 4 Vienettas then and a can of Tango
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Post by flea79 on Apr 29, 2024 13:33:52 GMT
well as most people defecate at point of expiry i would deliberately choose a meal that would make a stench worthy of taking all those in the room with me too!
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