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Post by prestwichpotter on Apr 17, 2024 20:23:51 GMT
I recently thought about once when I was getting the bus back home after the rehabilitation for my lower back. It was summer and very hot so I had only my sneakers, thin shorts and a t-shirt on, carrying my backpack. Where I normally change bus half way home I had to search my backpack for something, don't remember what it was or maybe it was just an evasive maneuver to hide my inexplicable erection all of a sudden. Anyway I remember I had taken a glance to the left and discovered a brunette who also did some rehabilitation at the gym, for her left thigh I think it was. She wore just a very tight light grey body shaped dress made of cotton, sunglasses, no shoes and her boobs were struggling not to get away. So maybe it wasn't that inexplicably, just inappropriate. It had been a light nightmare to get on the bus in the first place, it was rather packed and I really stood out ... Like a sledgehammer in front of me. Unfortunately, there was no seat for me. And not for the girl coming on either, and she stood close to me looking down and giggled. That was kind of inappropriate. But I met her another day as well. she should have just hung her rucksack on it for a few minutes to give her shoulder a rest…..
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Post by musik on Apr 17, 2024 20:38:34 GMT
I recently thought about once when I was getting the bus back home after the rehabilitation for my lower back. It was summer and very hot so I had only my sneakers, thin shorts and a t-shirt on, carrying my backpack. Where I normally change bus half way home I had to search my backpack for something, don't remember what it was or maybe it was just an evasive maneuver to hide my inexplicable erection all of a sudden. Anyway I remember I had taken a glance to the left and discovered a brunette who also did some rehabilitation at the gym, for her left thigh I think it was. She wore just a very tight light grey body shaped dress made of cotton, sunglasses, no shoes and her boobs were struggling not to get away. So maybe it wasn't that inexplicably, just inappropriate. It had been a light nightmare to get on the bus in the first place, it was rather packed and I really stood out ... Like a sledgehammer in front of me. Unfortunately, there was no seat for me. And not for the girl coming on either, and she stood close to me looking down and giggled. That was kind of inappropriate. But I met her another day as well. she should have just hung her rucksack on it for a few minutes to give her shoulder a rest….. Damn. I should have done. It was me who had an injured back.
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Post by musik on Apr 17, 2024 20:39:17 GMT
Was it one of those bendy ones or was it rigid? The bus I'm talking about of course. It was rigid, alright.
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Post by mrnovember on Apr 17, 2024 20:46:24 GMT
Was it one of those bendy ones or was it rigid? The bus I'm talking about of course. It was rigid, alright. My Mrs tells me that ladies, generally speaking, would prefer to catch a bendy bus. But sometimes you just have to hop on whatever is available. The massive tart.
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Post by elystokie on Apr 17, 2024 21:07:51 GMT
My Mrs tells me that ladies, generally speaking, would prefer to catch a bendy bus. But sometimes you just have to hop on whatever is available. The massive tart. Is it because they've secretly perfected the art of farting around corners and aren't telling us? 🤔
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Post by lagwafis on Apr 17, 2024 21:16:45 GMT
She wore just a very tight light grey body shaped dress made of cotton, sunglasses, no shoes and her boobs were struggling not to get away. This is about as erotic as it gets in Stoke, musik
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Post by mrnovember on Apr 17, 2024 21:25:35 GMT
Musik and his inappropriate penis. One of the lesser known productions on The West End scene at present.
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Post by Paul Spencer on Apr 18, 2024 0:03:00 GMT
I recently thought about once when I was getting the bus back home after the rehabilitation for my lower back. It was summer and very hot so I had only my sneakers, thin shorts and a t-shirt on, carrying my backpack. Where I normally change bus half way home I had to search my backpack for something, don't remember what it was or maybe it was just an evasive maneuver to hide my inexplicable erection all of a sudden. Anyway I remember I had taken a glance to the left and discovered a brunette who also did some rehabilitation at the gym, for her left thigh I think it was. She wore just a very tight light grey body shaped dress made of cotton, sunglasses, no shoes and her boobs were struggling not to get away. So maybe it wasn't that inexplicably, just inappropriate. It had been a light nightmare to get on the bus in the first place, it was rather packed and I really stood out ... Like a sledgehammer in front of me. Unfortunately, there was no seat for me. And not for the girl coming on either, and she stood close to me looking down and giggled. That was kind of inappropriate. But I met her another day as well. Actually, I'm more interested in the context of your final sentence ... 🙇♂️
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 18, 2024 5:07:59 GMT
Keeping Up Appearances on UK Gold? Pints with Nige! Jesus I can understand being an immigrant, but disappointed in you Ian. You're confusing me with Badger. I appreciate Farage as a disruptor but I don't hero worship him like Badger. Mine was actually a sensible response.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Apr 18, 2024 9:39:43 GMT
Strangely enough my most inappropriate erection has been whilst reading through this thread.
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Post by Moosehead on Apr 18, 2024 10:16:49 GMT
Strangely enough my most inappropriate erection has been whilst reading through this thread. From the thread list I read it as 'Situations when you got an erection but it was inappropriate'....'middleoftheboothen'. I'd say that'd be a pretty inappropriate place to get one!
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 18, 2024 11:22:25 GMT
She wore just a very tight light grey body shaped dress made of cotton, sunglasses, no shoes and her boobs were struggling not to get away. This is about as erotic as it gets in Stoke, musik Laminating the pic as we speak
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Apr 18, 2024 11:35:15 GMT
This is about as erotic as it gets in Stoke, musik Laminating the pic as we speak If Feltz was swirling around one of those yellow poles it would top it off for me but beggars can't be choosers.
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Post by musik on Apr 18, 2024 11:58:14 GMT
I recently thought about once when I was getting the bus back home after the rehabilitation for my lower back. It was summer and very hot so I had only my sneakers, thin shorts and a t-shirt on, carrying my backpack. Where I normally change bus half way home I had to search my backpack for something, don't remember what it was or maybe it was just an evasive maneuver to hide my inexplicable erection all of a sudden. Anyway I remember I had taken a glance to the left and discovered a brunette who also did some rehabilitation at the gym, for her left thigh I think it was. She wore just a very tight light grey body shaped dress made of cotton, sunglasses, no shoes and her boobs were struggling not to get away. So maybe it wasn't that inexplicably, just inappropriate. It had been a light nightmare to get on the bus in the first place, it was rather packed and I really stood out ... Like a sledgehammer in front of me. Unfortunately, there was no seat for me. And not for the girl coming on either, and she stood close to me looking down and giggled. That was kind of inappropriate. But I met her another day as well. Actually, I'm more interested in the context of your final sentence ... 🙇♂️ Ok. Well it wasn't appropriate then, so it wouldn't qualify for this thread.🤠
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Post by musik on Apr 18, 2024 11:58:32 GMT
Any other stories?
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 18, 2024 12:04:15 GMT
Laminating the pic as we speak If Feltz was swirling around one of those yellow poles it would top it off for me but beggars can't be choosers. And Lukewarm Biggins eating a cream bun in the background wearing a tight fitting- I ran the World T Shirt for the ladies Be Fantasy Island filth
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Post by Eggybread on Apr 18, 2024 14:16:47 GMT
While being caned by beautiful teacher,I knew my path in life was set out.
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Post by iancransonsknees on Apr 18, 2024 14:32:28 GMT
While being caned by beautiful teacher,I knew my path in life was set out. What was his name?
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Post by marylandstoke on Apr 18, 2024 17:13:13 GMT
My Mrs tells me that ladies, generally speaking, would prefer to catch a bendy bus. But sometimes you just have to hop on whatever is available. The massive tart. Is it because they've secretly perfected the art of farting around corners and aren't telling us? 🤔
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Post by marylandstoke on Apr 18, 2024 17:17:40 GMT
🎵 Bang bang Musik’s silver hammer Comes crashing down the bus
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Apr 18, 2024 17:24:22 GMT
If Feltz was swirling around one of those yellow poles it would top it off for me but beggars can't be choosers. And Lukewarm Biggins eating a cream bun in the background wearing a tight fitting- I ran the World T Shirt for the ladies Be Fantasy Island filth Change the cream bun for a mini roll and we are talking mate.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 18, 2024 17:32:02 GMT
And Lukewarm Biggins eating a cream bun in the background wearing a tight fitting- I ran the World T Shirt for the ladies Be Fantasy Island filth Change the cream bun for a mini roll and we are talking mate. Làst thing I want is Biggins giving me trouser movement. Mini Roll could sway that
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Apr 18, 2024 17:35:03 GMT
Change the cream bun for a mini roll and we are talking mate. Làst thing I want is Biggins giving me trouser movement. Mini Roll could sway that He’s compère for the Karaoke at Retro bar in Crewe at 10am on Saturday morning. I’m still here, May as well wait for Lukewarm to turn up now
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Apr 18, 2024 17:39:09 GMT
Làst thing I want is Biggins giving me trouser movement. Mini Roll could sway that He’s compère for the Karaoke at Retro bar in Crewe at 10am on Saturday morning. I’m still here, May as well wait for Lukewarm to turn up now 😁 Did he say Is that a Mini Roll in your trackie bottoms or just pleased to see Lukewarm? I suggest a duet of No 67 - I'd rather jack by the Reynolds Girls. His fave
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