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Post by franklin on Feb 29, 2024 16:03:55 GMT
Mine is illegal so it will remain with me and my pals I was with but I'm sure some here would recall the incident at the Vic, all I'll say was that it involved a packet of extra strong mints.
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Post by Squeekster on Feb 29, 2024 16:06:52 GMT
Does anyone remember about 15 years ago Half time entertainment calling themselves Disco Inferno? Was a bloke and a gal dressed in those daft afro wigs and glasses fancy dress ,miming to songs like the Grease megamix They got dogs abuse and chants of... time to go Fair play they stuck it out. Really felt sorry for them but what possessed them to actually do it in the first place? They used to have pre match entertainment in front of the stoke end, a little stage was erected to try and entice fans in early,seem to remember Delilah getting sung a bit but some of the acts were awful.
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Post by tpholloway1 on Feb 29, 2024 16:12:58 GMT
A regular scam (well it worked about four times) was to go to the entrance at the Vic and give a car number that was supposedly causing an obstruction, wait about five minutes, then go to he turnstile and say I've just been out to move my car. Got me in a few times.
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Post by danceswithclams on Feb 29, 2024 16:54:17 GMT
I left a pig's head in Kenwynne Jones' locker at Clayton Wood once.
Called all kinds of mither amongst the players and I think Glen Whelan's car window got smashed in retaliation.
Got away with it though as everyone seemed to blame some American shitter.
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Post by noustie on Feb 29, 2024 17:14:37 GMT
I recommended Nathan Jones to John for a laugh after one too many beers - never thought the daft bastard would take me seriously!
I also used to run to Boots for Peter Fox when he was running low on Deep Heat oblivious to why he used to get through the jumbo tubs so quick too!
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Post by cvillestokie on Feb 29, 2024 17:27:23 GMT
Growing up, I used to like Arsenal as well as Stoke. Arsenal were firmly a second choice and it was in the time of Bergkamp et al. However, that still makes me feel dirty when I think about it 😂
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Feb 29, 2024 17:30:42 GMT
A regular scam (well it worked about four times) was to go to the entrance at the Vic and give a car number that was supposedly causing an obstruction, wait about five minutes, then go to he turnstile and say I've just been out to move my car. Got me in a few times. All ticket games at the Vic - say you forgot your season ticket. They gave you a replacement paper one , couldn't take cash and I would give it to a ticket less friend
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Post by thornestein on Feb 29, 2024 17:37:44 GMT
This is one for Bayern 🤣 Oh dear not another piegate 😂 is that thread still on here ?
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Post by Rt Hon Reverend Luvpump on Feb 29, 2024 19:39:02 GMT
Me and my mate used to work for provincial bookies at the vic, we had a pass to get any where in the ground,my mates girlfriend worked in the supporter’s club across the road and at half time we used to go out of the ground and she’d let us into the supporters club have a cheeky bottle of Newcastle brown, watch the half time scores then back in the ground for the second half.
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Feb 29, 2024 19:46:16 GMT
I blocked a toilet once in the Sentinel Stand with a ghastly, meaty plop that was so fudgy in consistency that it required upwards of fifteen wipes.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Feb 29, 2024 19:57:21 GMT
Oh dear not another piegate 😂 is that thread still on here ? Not sure mate but it was brilliant at the time 😂
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Post by theglove on Feb 29, 2024 20:11:19 GMT
I once said to a copper on a horse whilst the horse was having a shit outside the Vic that if i did a shit like that on the street I'd be arrested the copper said if I did a shit like that he'd give me the horse And did you?
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Post by skip on Mar 1, 2024 12:45:22 GMT
As a misguided youth following the rest of the Boothen in the chant of "Get your mammaries out for the lads...." (slightly changed now as not to upset folk!) which was usually aimed at the St John Ambulance ladies (of variety of ages/size) who were on duty that day Oh the shame! I remember the Golden Goal Girl and the short lived 'City Slickers' cheerleaders that we had in the last couple of years at the Victoria Ground used to get that treatment too. One of my favourite memories of that song though wasn't aimed at a female at all. Away at Brentford in 2000 there was a fat bastard referee who got that song sung to him as he jogged onto the pitch with his man boobs bouncing all over the place ![(lol)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/lvpvZ64EmrkLcuVniUmo.gif) . Think it was the first away game of the new millennium, Peter Thorne got the winner. Good times. The City Slickers was on a par with the only aired episode of Mini Pops. Pure paedogeddon stuff. Horribly inappropriate.
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 1, 2024 13:19:01 GMT
I remember the Golden Goal Girl and the short lived 'City Slickers' cheerleaders that we had in the last couple of years at the Victoria Ground used to get that treatment too. One of my favourite memories of that song though wasn't aimed at a female at all. Away at Brentford in 2000 there was a fat bastard referee who got that song sung to him as he jogged onto the pitch with his man boobs bouncing all over the place ![(lol)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/lvpvZ64EmrkLcuVniUmo.gif) . Think it was the first away game of the new millennium, Peter Thorne got the winner. Good times. The City Slickers was on a par with the only aired episode of Mini Pops. Pure paedogeddon stuff. Horribly inappropriate. They started off as 18-20 year olds then within 2 weeks they were mini pops as you said Was it ST5 the bar was called in Stoke? Some very scantily clad staff members came into hospitality pre game, baseball caps😆, crop jean shorts, half a T shirt handing out free voucher tickets. Many acted not interested in front of wives, friends etc. One very nice young lady looking a bit fed up of the reaction gave us a couple of vouchers then about 20 more as she said was going home and had enough. Thank you young gogo dancer . They were much appreciated
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Post by djralphy2k9 on Mar 1, 2024 13:25:12 GMT
Brought under 17 tickets for the Leicester promotion game, front row of the Boothen end, me and my mate both 24 turned up hammered and the turnstile guy looked at us, laughed and still let us in, top guy ![:)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/KYqg3pYeaerc5lD_P7BR.gif)
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Post by noustie on Mar 1, 2024 14:37:40 GMT
I once had a dream where I came home to find my wife being fucked by Bojan with such artisanship that I could never hope to replicate so instead of being angry pulled up a chair and sat down to watch next to Marc Muniesa.
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Post by SamB_SCFC on Mar 1, 2024 15:37:25 GMT
I remember the Golden Goal Girl and the short lived 'City Slickers' cheerleaders that we had in the last couple of years at the Victoria Ground used to get that treatment too. One of my favourite memories of that song though wasn't aimed at a female at all. Away at Brentford in 2000 there was a fat bastard referee who got that song sung to him as he jogged onto the pitch with his man boobs bouncing all over the place ![(lol)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/lvpvZ64EmrkLcuVniUmo.gif) . Think it was the first away game of the new millennium, Peter Thorne got the winner. Good times. The City Slickers was on a par with the only aired episode of Mini Pops. Pure paedogeddon stuff. Horribly inappropriate. I was only 12/13 at the end of The Vic so can't really remember how old they were. At the age I was they probably looked adult ![(lol)](//storage.proboards.com/800541/images/lvpvZ64EmrkLcuVniUmo.gif) . From my memory I thought they were more 18-20ish.
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Post by march4 on Mar 1, 2024 17:15:07 GMT
It was a couple of weeks after I married and I was at an early season game standing on the Stoke End. We scored and in my celebration, my shiny new wedding ring flew off my finger and disappeared into the crowd.
There was then a frantic 10 minutes of an ever growing group of fans on their hands and knees searching for it. Thankfully, one fellow retrieved it and handed it to me.
At some point, I might tell my wife what happened!
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Post by RF10 on Mar 1, 2024 17:59:59 GMT
I hid a beer in my jacket and drank it in my seat once.
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Post by bolly_premprem on Mar 1, 2024 21:31:48 GMT
at the vic
watching Stoke v Leicester ( i think)
at half time was sat on the step drinking a bovril, and felt a tap on my shoulder, turn around to have my face planted in a pair of bollocks that weretapping my shoulder(still trousered of course) looked up ready to give their owners a bollocking ( see what i did there) and it was Nick Hancock
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Post by georgeberrysafro on Mar 1, 2024 21:45:33 GMT
at the vic watching Stoke v Leicester ( i think) at half time was sat on the step drinking a bovril, and felt a tap on my shoulder, turn around to have my face planted in a pair of bollocks that weretapping my shoulder(still trousered of course) looked up ready to give their owners a bollocking ( see what i did there) and it was Nick Hancock Don’t you mean Nick’s Hanballs?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2024 21:48:59 GMT
at the vic watching Stoke v Leicester ( i think) at half time was sat on the step drinking a bovril, and felt a tap on my shoulder, turn around to have my face planted in a pair of bollocks that weretapping my shoulder(still trousered of course) looked up ready to give their owners a bollocking ( see what i did there) and it was Nick Hancock Sounds like a load of old bollocks 😉
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Post by jesusmcmuffin on Mar 1, 2024 21:49:37 GMT
I hid a beer in my jacket and drank it in my seat once. Used to be an old fella at the Vic in the Butler who would take a 4 pack of Tartan beer to all games and crack them open at HT . Sat in front of me Have sneaked a hip flask in a few times
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Post by headsgoup on Mar 2, 2024 6:22:22 GMT
I blocked a toilet once in the Sentinel Stand with a ghastly, meaty plop that was so fudgy in consistency that it required upwards of fifteen wipes. Once again, avatar checks out.
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Post by Simon Drainrod on Mar 2, 2024 7:43:48 GMT
Not my confession, but I want a confession from bloke who put a turkey drumstick down the back of my shirt on Boxing Day 1988 on the Boothen End, he and his mates thought it dead funny. Being 13, I pretended it wasn't happening as the half eaten turkey slid slowly down my back!
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