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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:33:50 GMT
"I've never seen a more useless bunch of players. If I could fire half of them, I would." Time for a rebuild, oh, hang on. |
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:34:54 GMT
They had a bit more quality, on the day, in both boxes - after a 5-0 defeat to Rotherham. We really are a downtrodden bunch aren't we - we could be predicting the play-offs or a return to the prem - but no, we are predicting his excuse when the inevitable happens  I am personally mortified at our latest appointment and yes it is negative, but can't help how we feel can we. However, JC sees something in these people at the interviews that the rest of us can't or at least are not privy to - I just hope whatever his vision for the team/club was when he interviewed this guy actually comes off this time - we all could do with some good footy and a passionate team, a team that bullies the away team off the park and at the very least makes it a painful experience to visit Fort Britannia. We do need some brave hearts and some excitement - and I did notice in his interview he mentioned he was going to be brave - so hopefully we will have a man that wont need any excuses. My mantra “I’ve followed Stoke through thin and thinner” |
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:37:28 GMT
“Inherited an unbalanced squad” So true, about as well balanced as a Wilco’s profit and loss account. |
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Post by retrostoke on Dec 20, 2023 22:38:32 GMT
The fans didn’t give me support from day one 🤔
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:40:25 GMT
We ate too many Mini Rolls before the game We're still grieving the death of Harold in Neighbours There are too many fat kids today Too many Rolls Royce’s in the car park. I’m still grieving the death of Harold from Steptoe. I can’t argue about the last one. |
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:41:35 GMT
The training ground and stadium are incredible......have you seen Everton's new ground. We can certainly drop points as quick as Everton. |
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Post by Roger Everyone on Dec 20, 2023 22:41:46 GMT
They are not my players..
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:43:13 GMT
We don't play in green so I'm not used to the kits yet and they don't sell Cornish pasties in the ground. Oh and Johnny Boy and Tricky Ricky told me there was a lovely beach with warm blue waters around here somewhere...where the fuck is that? I think he has already said that to his Mum. And the Answer is Westport Lake. |
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:45:09 GMT
The fans didn’t give me support from day one 🤔 Recycled Gary Rowett. But an excuse he could use. |
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 22:47:00 GMT
They are not my players.. Someone should tell him quickly “they are now Fella, get on with it.”. This is good stuff, when he reads this thread, he knows which ones he can’t use. |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 20, 2023 22:53:15 GMT
Concourses are too narrow.
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Post by jonso on Dec 20, 2023 23:04:18 GMT
Concourses are too narrow. That’s valid, if he used that, I’d have to nod 😀 |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Dec 20, 2023 23:28:21 GMT
Tunnels in the wrong place and our players got scared by the away fans who were making throat slashing gestures.
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Post by bridgnorthstokie on Dec 21, 2023 0:32:24 GMT
We found it hard to run in the windy conditions...I'll be speaking to JC about filling the corners in.
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Post by rivival on Dec 21, 2023 3:21:10 GMT
The players were unable to make a pit stop and had to run on worn tyres.
He thought we were The Vale , so he died his hair Black and White
The players didn't drink enough milk and weren't good enough for Accrington Stanley.
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Post by thestatusquo on Dec 21, 2023 7:14:54 GMT
I’ll need at least 3 more transfer windows to get the right type of cultural architect to the club.
Vidigal7 likes this
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Post by arniehudson on Dec 21, 2023 7:23:45 GMT
But for the 5 goals I thought we were the better side
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Post by arniehudson on Dec 21, 2023 7:31:48 GMT
We were the cultural architects of our own destruction
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Post by questionable on Dec 21, 2023 7:35:25 GMT
What idiot left us with Bonham as our No1
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 7:37:12 GMT
Tunnels in the wrong place and our players got scared by the away fans who were making throat slashing gestures. *Gets on the Phone to Robert Huth to seek advice* |
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 7:38:15 GMT
We found it hard to run in the windy conditions...I'll be speaking to JC about filling the corners in. Tell him not to bother putting extra seats in. We have plenty spare. |
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Post by scfcno1fan on Dec 21, 2023 7:38:45 GMT
‘Stoke are, quite simply, cursed’.
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 7:39:43 GMT
I’ll need at least 3 more transfer windows to get the right type of cultural architect to the club. Vidigal7 likes this I didn’t understand it, but it sounds so clever it must be right. |
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 7:40:06 GMT
‘Stoke are, quite simply, cursed’. That’s his exit excuse. |
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 7:41:35 GMT
What idiot left us with Bonham as our No1 Paul Lambert? It’s a valid one. |
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Post by Stoke711 on Dec 21, 2023 8:26:23 GMT
Bad dressing room atmosphere
Lee Trundle spotted in Trentham, all our strikers fearing for their job. The pressure got to them and forgot how to score.
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Post by middleoftheboothen on Dec 21, 2023 10:16:05 GMT
I’ll need at least 3 more transfer windows to get the right type of cultural architect to the club. Vidigal7 likes this Incorrect (err errr noise from gameshows). That excuse only works if you are Scottish and bald apparently 😉 |
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Post by a on Dec 21, 2023 10:26:55 GMT
Missing that little bit of quality in the final third. Joint third worst for Goals Scored so I’d imagine he’d be right 😂 |
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 18:19:44 GMT
Bad dressing room atmosphere Lee Trundle spotted in Trentham, all our strikers fearing for their job. The pressure got to them and forgot how to score. They need a bit of pressure applying, I wonder where to? |
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Post by jonso on Dec 21, 2023 18:20:33 GMT
Missing that little bit of quality in the final third. Joint third worst for Goals Scored so I’d imagine he’d be right 😂 Missing a lot of quality I suspect. |
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