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Post by dave1 on Jan 13, 2022 19:29:27 GMT
I was best man a few years back. Went krakow and tried to hire a couple of midgets who I wanted to handcuf to my mate. Couldn't get them though! Believe that you can do this sort of thing in benidorm!!!
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 13, 2022 19:37:38 GMT
Quite right they shouldn't be called midget gems.
They're nothing more than boiled sugar - they're not a semi-precious stone at all.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 13, 2022 19:42:14 GMT
Quite right they shouldn't be called midget gems. They're nothing more than boiled sugar - they're not a semi-precious stone at all. Boiled Sugar!!! They must be much more than that, I cannot start a bag and not finish them in one hit. They’re like monkey dust at the Salvation Army to me! |
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 13, 2022 19:47:30 GMT
Quite right they shouldn't be called midget gems. They're nothing more than boiled sugar - they're not a semi-precious stone at all. Boiled Sugar!!! They must be much more than that, I cannot start a bag and not finish them in one hit. They’re like monkey dust at the Salvation Army to me! You need to brush up on your gospels if you're going to be around the Sally Army brother. Unless you're just queuing fot soup on a cold night. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 13, 2022 19:49:05 GMT
Boiled Sugar!!! They must be much more than that, I cannot start a bag and not finish them in one hit. They’re like monkey dust at the Salvation Army to me! You need to brush up on your gospels if you're going to be around the Sally Army brother. Unless you're just queuing fot soup on a cold night. Cheers brother😉 Will do |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 13, 2022 20:00:51 GMT
I don’t know if I’ll offend anyone here but to be honest I couldn’t care less.
A couple of years ago, I was at Leek market with the Mrs and she wanted to buy a gollywog item for her friend who has always collected them.
We found a stall which had a good selection, upon entering I reminded her “now remember we can’t called them gollywogs anymore as it’s considered racist”.
She promptly walked up to the stall owner and asked “have you got any wogs in the back?”🤣
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Post by Seymour Beaver on Jan 13, 2022 20:11:56 GMT
I don’t know if I’ll offend anyone here but to be honest I couldn’t care less. A couple of years ago, I was at Leek market with the Mrs and she wanted to buy a gollywog item for her friend who has always collected them. We found a stall which had a good selection, upon entering I reminded her “now remember we can’t called them gollywogs anymore as it’s considered racist”. She promptly walked up to the stall owner and asked “have you got any wogs in the back?”🤣 Wives Or Girlfriends? |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 13, 2022 20:14:22 GMT
I don’t know if I’ll offend anyone here but to be honest I couldn’t care less. A couple of years ago, I was at Leek market with the Mrs and she wanted to buy a gollywog item for her friend who has always collected them. We found a stall which had a good selection, upon entering I reminded her “now remember we can’t called them gollywogs anymore as it’s considered racist”. She promptly walked up to the stall owner and asked “have you got any wogs in the back?”🤣 Wives Or Girlfriends? That would have been a better question for me personally!! |
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 13, 2022 21:40:04 GMT
I don’t know if I’ll offend anyone here but to be honest I couldn’t care less. A couple of years ago, I was at Leek market with the Mrs and she wanted to buy a gollywog item for her friend who has always collected them. We found a stall which had a good selection, upon entering I reminded her “now remember we can’t called them gollywogs anymore as it’s considered racist”. She promptly walked up to the stall owner and asked “have you got any wogs in the back?”🤣 My sister has a golly which sits on the chair in her dining room. It always reminds me of my nan as she used to eat robertsons silver shred marmalade which had the golly symbol on the label. I remember you could send the labels off to collect golly merchandise as well. Seems a lifetime ago now. |
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Post by felonious on Jan 13, 2022 22:22:06 GMT
Enjoy while you can.
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Post by shakermaker on Jan 15, 2022 18:28:02 GMT
I used to love Red Dwarf as well  Little Mix are offensive to small, Irish people Well they got rid of the fat one cos she was offensive to horny men! |
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Post by thevoid on Jan 15, 2022 18:30:21 GMT
They'll keep the bit where James Caan gets a nightie though 😉 |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2022 19:25:53 GMT
I don’t know if I’ll offend anyone here but to be honest I couldn’t care less. A couple of years ago, I was at Leek market with the Mrs and she wanted to buy a gollywog item for her friend who has always collected them. We found a stall which had a good selection, upon entering I reminded her “now remember we can’t called them gollywogs anymore as it’s considered racist”. She promptly walked up to the stall owner and asked “have you got any wogs in the back?”🤣 My sister has a golly which sits on the chair in her dining room. It always reminds me of my nan as she used to eat robertsons silver shred marmalade which had the golly symbol on the label. I remember you could send the labels off to collect golly merchandise as well. Seems a lifetime ago now. I have a Golly Stoke badge . Think I bought off that chap at the ground. Have seen the toys for sale at a local emporium place. I think they were originally from collecting labels, different ones playing instruments. I used to have a stuffed one as a kid and used to hide it in the laundry box as was given gas or aneesthetic or something once as a kid and had it with me and thought it was alive. Was a right scary fecker after that with it's stripey pants and dickie bow. |
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Post by NassauDave on Jan 15, 2022 23:49:29 GMT
Small loss.
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Post by marylandstoke on Jan 17, 2022 2:53:44 GMT
Get down your nearest SPAR ASAP, still called the old fashioned name there. Mind you I am in Wales does that make a difference. 🤔 I'm boycotting Spar due to appropriation. Not one single 'Spar' has a pool of spring water on the premises that I can bathe in. I will give you the number of my lawyer. He is working on my case against “The Never Ending Story” at present. |
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