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Post by klingon on Jan 12, 2022 15:35:32 GMT
Want to see Grealish passed out in the street? Course you do:  |
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Post by PotterLog on Jan 12, 2022 15:36:07 GMT
I didn't really tbh
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Post by werrington on Jan 12, 2022 15:37:51 GMT
Seriously what’s the point in posting that?
It’s absolutely years old
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Post by dirtclod on Jan 12, 2022 15:48:58 GMT
Get up Grealish! It's STILL not a yellow...
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Post by klingon on Jan 12, 2022 15:55:24 GMT
Seriously what’s the point in posting that? It’s absolutely years old Apologies for not passing the "cutting edge" test - wasn't aware that the rule had been imposed here (bit like Bozo and No. 10 "work parties"). Here's one from last year: A can of motor oil, 5gb of mobile data, a chicken korma, a silver hake fish, and a replacement shower head. Leagues across the world dished out some absolute tat to their star performers this year. But our favourite comes from Gaelic football, where they handed Wicklow Town‘s Reece Kelly several kilos of potatoes.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 15:56:00 GMT
What is going on here?
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 12, 2022 16:03:47 GMT
Well, that's quite clearly a younger Grealish.. still, don't see why you'd post it anyway.
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Post by marwood on Jan 12, 2022 16:20:52 GMT
Got some great blurry snaps of me and The Lads on tour in Corfu in 1991, Dogshit Pete, Eddy, Spanko, Scrapper Wozzer and Tozzer, i'll get then scanned in now, hold on
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 16:25:15 GMT
Am sure most us of have done it. Old Stokie once passed out in Londinium after a flagon of mead I believe
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 12, 2022 16:26:54 GMT
Got some great blurry snaps of me and The Lads on tour in Corfu in 1991, Dogshit Pete, Eddy, Spanko, Scrapper Wozzer and Tozzer, i'll get then scanned in now, hold on I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 12, 2022 16:33:54 GMT
Got some great blurry snaps of me and The Lads on tour in Corfu in 1991, Dogshit Pete, Eddy, Spanko, Scrapper Wozzer and Tozzer, i'll get then scanned in now, hold on I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. Excellent name. Hot a mate called Shaky Pete but that wins by furlongs . |
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 12, 2022 16:44:30 GMT
Got some great blurry snaps of me and The Lads on tour in Corfu in 1991, Dogshit Pete, Eddy, Spanko, Scrapper Wozzer and Tozzer, i'll get then scanned in now, hold on I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. Actually, this has just reminded me of a previous post of yours concerning Tozzer - wasn't he the chap who shagged a lady copper (or tried to) during the oft-missed SPACE scheme of the 80s/90s? If so, I want to know more about him too. |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 12, 2022 16:45:42 GMT
Am sure most us of have done it. Old Stokie once passed out in Londinium after a flagon of mead I believe He got fined 5 groats allegedly. |
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Post by marwood on Jan 12, 2022 16:47:49 GMT
Got some great blurry snaps of me and The Lads on tour in Corfu in 1991, Dogshit Pete, Eddy, Spanko, Scrapper Wozzer and Tozzer, i'll get then scanned in now, hold on I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. Pete was a young lad on the estate who was nominally a Stoke fan until 1994 when Newcastle, Keegan, Ginola, Gillespie et al looked set to sweep all before them. The black and white stripes turned his head and he switched his alleigance north. He occasionally wore a Stoke top and had the nickname Sneaky Pete, and would pride himself on his defensive abilities especially headers when clearing corners. Tim 'SpankSpank' Spanko was our goalie and would delight in rolling the ball in dogshit before throwing it out, so that some of this fecal matter would end up on Pete's head. We kind of let this go, and didnt remind him of it too much, although were all a bit pissed off when he turned up in the local in a Newcastle Top and speaking like an extra from Byker Grove. Every other sentence was peppered with "why aye", "fishy on a dishy", and "a machiiiiine gunnne" depite the fact that he was born and bred in Sneyd Green. Furthermore, he announced that he didnt want to be known as Sneaky Pete any more, and would only answer to 'Pezza'. In fact he had this name printed on the back of his barcode top. We certainly werent going to have that and so resurrected the Dogshit Pete moniker to teach him a lesson. Rather like the white dogshit so prevalent in those days, it stuck, and he was known as 'DSP' ever after. As for the barcodes, they signed Sasparilla and their title challenge fell apart, compunded by Kevin Keegan's head exploding live on national TV as the headphones were too tight for his perm. The last I saw of DSP was at the Newcastle home cup game in 1995. I remember two things from that night -Peter Beardsley being presented with a BMX as Man of the Match, and Dogshit Pete being kicked over a bottle bin at the back of the Roebuck pub after the match, whilst wearing his barcode top. Ironically, as he was being battered senseless, he could be heard whining "no no im a Stokie" but in a Geordie accent |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Jan 12, 2022 16:50:36 GMT
Got some great blurry snaps of me and The Lads on tour in Corfu in 1991, Dogshit Pete, Eddy, Spanko, Scrapper Wozzer and Tozzer, i'll get then scanned in now, hold on I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. I know Pete, he has his own canine sitting business. Unfortunately for him Spanko gave him the nickname and he's dyslexic....... |
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Post by cvillestokie on Jan 12, 2022 16:52:30 GMT
Young man in having a life controversy. The amount of times I’ve been in similar states are unfortunate, but many of my nights out have been very fun experiences of formative years. It’s a shame that a pretty regular occurrence of a younger person must be publicized for all to see.
It would only be worthy of news (in my eyes) if it was the night before a match.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jan 12, 2022 16:54:47 GMT
I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. Pete was a young lad on the estate who was nominally a Stoke fan until 1994 when Newcastle, Keegan, Ginola, Gillespie et al looked set to sweep all before them. The black and white stripes turned his head and he switched his alleigance north. He occasionally wore a Stoke top and had the nickname Sneaky Pete, and would pride himself on his defensive abilities especially headers when clearing corners. Tim 'SpankSpank' Spanko was our goalie and would delight in rolling the ball in dogshit before throwing it out, so that some of this fecal matter would end up on Pete's head. We kind of let this go, and didnt remind him of it too much, although were all a bit pissed off when he turned up in the local in a Newcastle Top and speaking like an extra from Byker Grove. Every other sentence was peppered with "why aye", "fishy on a dishy", and "a machiiiiine gunnne" depite the fact that he was born and bred in Sneyd Green. Furthermore, he announced that he didnt want to be known as Sneaky Pete any more, and would only answer to 'Pezza'. In fact he had this name printed on the back of his barcode top. We certainly werent going to have that and so resurrected the Dogshit Pete moniker to teach him a lesson. Rather like the white dogshit so prevalent in those days, it stuck, and he was known as 'DSP' ever after. As for the barcodes, they signed Sasparilla and their title challenge fell apart, compunded by Kevin Keegan's head exploding live on national TV as the headphones were too tight for his perm. The last I saw of DSP was at the Newcastle home cup game in 1995. I remember two things from that night -Peter Beardsley being presented with a BMX as Man of the Match, and Dogshit Pete being kicked over a bottle bin at the back of the Roebuck pub after the match, whilst wearing his barcode top. Ironically, as he was being battered senseless, he could be heard whining "no no im a Stokie" but in a Geordie accent Actually, it wasn't Tozzer who did the SPACE scheme japery, it was Spanko! Regale us with tales of Spanko please. I think everyone needs a bit of Spanko in their lives during these testing times. |
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Post by prestwichpotter on Jan 12, 2022 16:55:22 GMT
Young man in having a life controversy. The amount of times I’ve been in similar states are unfortunate, but many of my nights out have been very fun experiences of formative years. It’s a shame that a pretty regular occurrence of a younger person must be publicized for all to see. It would only be worthy of news (in my eyes) if it was the night before a match. Did your mates superglue your phone to your forehead as well? |
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Post by marwood on Jan 12, 2022 16:56:33 GMT
I want to learn more about Dogshit Pete. Actually, this has just reminded me of a previous post of yours concerning Tozzer - wasn't he the chap who shagged a lady copper (or tried to) during the oft-missed SPACE scheme of the 80s/90s? If so, I want to know more about him too. The very same! I love Tozzer and miss his antics. Virtually inseparable from his close mate Wozzer. The type of blokes who would have a bath in baked beans for comic relief "for a laugh" (not even on comic relief) |
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Post by marwood on Jan 12, 2022 16:59:24 GMT
Pete was a young lad on the estate who was nominally a Stoke fan until 1994 when Newcastle, Keegan, Ginola, Gillespie et al looked set to sweep all before them. The black and white stripes turned his head and he switched his alleigance north. He occasionally wore a Stoke top and had the nickname Sneaky Pete, and would pride himself on his defensive abilities especially headers when clearing corners. Tim 'SpankSpank' Spanko was our goalie and would delight in rolling the ball in dogshit before throwing it out, so that some of this fecal matter would end up on Pete's head. We kind of let this go, and didnt remind him of it too much, although were all a bit pissed off when he turned up in the local in a Newcastle Top and speaking like an extra from Byker Grove. Every other sentence was peppered with "why aye", "fishy on a dishy", and "a machiiiiine gunnne" depite the fact that he was born and bred in Sneyd Green. Furthermore, he announced that he didnt want to be known as Sneaky Pete any more, and would only answer to 'Pezza'. In fact he had this name printed on the back of his barcode top. We certainly werent going to have that and so resurrected the Dogshit Pete moniker to teach him a lesson. Rather like the white dogshit so prevalent in those days, it stuck, and he was known as 'DSP' ever after. As for the barcodes, they signed Sasparilla and their title challenge fell apart, compunded by Kevin Keegan's head exploding live on national TV as the headphones were too tight for his perm. The last I saw of DSP was at the Newcastle home cup game in 1995. I remember two things from that night -Peter Beardsley being presented with a BMX as Man of the Match, and Dogshit Pete being kicked over a bottle bin at the back of the Roebuck pub after the match, whilst wearing his barcode top. Ironically, as he was being battered senseless, he could be heard whining "no no im a Stokie" but in a Geordie accent Actually, it wasn't Tozzer who did the SPACE scheme japery, it was Spanko! Regale us with tales of Spanko please. I think everyone needs a bit of Spanko in their lives during these testing times. Ha! So much japery they all blend into one. Characters all. Spank Spank Spanko needs his own thread. An eye for the ladies |
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Post by theonlooker on Jan 12, 2022 17:07:17 GMT
The name Spanko has me intrigued. I'm all ears...
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Post by tinofspam on Jan 12, 2022 17:45:52 GMT
Is it too early to nominate this for thread of the year, the dogshit Pete story really got me😂
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Post by metalhead on Jan 12, 2022 17:51:19 GMT
Gone down well this one has.
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Post by cvillestokie on Jan 12, 2022 17:56:51 GMT
Young man in having a life controversy. The amount of times I’ve been in similar states are unfortunate, but many of my nights out have been very fun experiences of formative years. It’s a shame that a pretty regular occurrence of a younger person must be publicized for all to see. It would only be worthy of news (in my eyes) if it was the night before a match. Did your mates superglue your phone to your forehead as well? Not to my forehead….let’s just say that receiving text messages became a lot more fun after that…. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 12, 2022 18:07:48 GMT
Why on Earth has this thread been shit binned? The OP was shit, granted but Marwoods story from yesteryear really had me giggling. Reinstate forthwith!
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Post by woodstein on Jan 12, 2022 22:33:50 GMT
On the floor again
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