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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 4, 2022 23:02:06 GMT
Pahahahaha no wonder the fine citizens of France hate the cunt. What a muppet! |
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Post by RipRoaringPotter on Jan 5, 2022 8:02:55 GMT
He's only alone if the camera turned itself on, got into position, and snapped the photo itself. |
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Post by felonious on Jan 5, 2022 8:03:52 GMT
Pahahahaha no wonder the fine citizens of France hate the cunt. What a muppet! This is one of the reasons why they hate him, didn't the French once have a thing about liberty? www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-59873833 |
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jan 5, 2022 8:18:40 GMT
They hate him so much he's odds on to win the next election...
Maybe he's wearing a mask to set an example generally? Unlike our own clown who is happy to sit maskless in a room full of people, including right next to 95 year old David Attenborough...
Still, points need scoring!
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Post by thevoid on Jan 5, 2022 10:25:38 GMT
They hate him so much he's odds on to win the next election... Maybe he's wearing a mask to set an example generally? Unlike our own clown who is happy to sit maskless in a room full of people, including right next to 95 year old David Attenborough... Still, points need scoring! He says, as he sits point scoring 😀 |
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Post by wagsastokie on Jan 5, 2022 14:36:16 GMT
Anyway back to clown world
Whilst sitting in the local hospital waiting to pick daughter in law and new grandson up
I wondered off to in shop and bought a paper to read the only cheap ones available were the mail / express
So with a certain amount of trepidation I chose the mail
Glancing through there was a article about the met police breaking into a house of a 80 year old ex ballet dancer
At 7 am in the morning promptly tazzerd him despite his heart condition ( pacemaker)
Four other officers leapt on him and handcuffed him
And arrested the five foot eight white male
When arriving at the police station having visited the hospital to check they hadn’t fucked his pacemaker up
They realised he didn’t match the description of the wanted man who was a six foot black male thirty flat dweller
They have since apologised and offered the man £55 pound towards the near three grand to repair/ replace front door
I give you arch clown Cressida dick
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Post by cheadlepotter on Jan 5, 2022 16:09:12 GMT
Anyway back to clown world Whilst sitting in the local hospital waiting to pick daughter in law and new grandson up I wondered off to in shop and bought a paper to read the only cheap ones available were the mail / express So with a certain amount of trepidation I chose the mail Glancing through there was a article about the met police breaking into a house of a 80 year old ex ballet dancer At 7 am in the morning promptly tazzerd him despite his heart condition ( pacemaker) Four other officers leapt on him and handcuffed him And arrested the five foot eight white male When arriving at the police station having visited the hospital to check they hadn’t fucked his pacemaker up They realised he didn’t match the description of the wanted man who was a six foot black male thirty flat dweller They have since apologised and offered the man £55 pound towards the near three grand to repair/ replace front door I give you arch clown Cressida dick He must’ve had a very nice front door. |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on Jan 5, 2022 19:25:08 GMT
Anyway back to clown world Whilst sitting in the local hospital waiting to pick daughter in law and new grandson up I wondered off to in shop and bought a paper to read the only cheap ones available were the mail / express So with a certain amount of trepidation I chose the mail Glancing through there was a article about the met police breaking into a house of a 80 year old ex ballet dancer At 7 am in the morning promptly tazzerd him despite his heart condition ( pacemaker) Four other officers leapt on him and handcuffed him And arrested the five foot eight white male When arriving at the police station having visited the hospital to check they hadn’t fucked his pacemaker up They realised he didn’t match the description of the wanted man who was a six foot black male thirty flat dweller They have since apologised and offered the man £55 pound towards the near three grand to repair/ replace front door I give you arch clown Cressida dick Totally unfit to lead that corrupt place is old dick. Needs fucking off pronto. |
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Post by felonious on Jan 5, 2022 19:50:47 GMT
Anyway back to clown world Whilst sitting in the local hospital waiting to pick daughter in law and new grandson up I wondered off to in shop and bought a paper to read the only cheap ones available were the mail / express So with a certain amount of trepidation I chose the mail Glancing through there was a article about the met police breaking into a house of a 80 year old ex ballet dancer At 7 am in the morning promptly tazzerd him despite his heart condition ( pacemaker) Four other officers leapt on him and handcuffed him And arrested the five foot eight white male When arriving at the police station having visited the hospital to check they hadn’t fucked his pacemaker up They realised he didn’t match the description of the wanted man who was a six foot black male thirty flat dweller They have since apologised and offered the man £55 pound towards the near three grand to repair/ replace front door I give you arch clown Cressida dick He must’ve had a very nice front door. London prices, all the Poles have gone back and one in ten builders are isolating. |
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Post by cheadlepotter on Jan 5, 2022 20:02:40 GMT
He must’ve had a very nice front door. London prices, all the Poles have gone back and one in ten builders are isolating. Bloody Brexit. |
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Post by thevoid on Jan 5, 2022 20:20:51 GMT
How did you ‘suspect’ that he was bumming his dog? Winalot stuck in his flies? It’s a long dark story👀 He basically used to post photos on social media of him “spooning” his dog in just his pants. All a bit creepy to say the least! A dog in pants? You're not kidding! |
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Post by thevoid on Jan 5, 2022 20:26:50 GMT
Looks like it's open season on JK Rowling now. A well known, and influential, US TV host has suddenly decided that the Harry Potter goblins are Jewish archetypes (because they work in a bank). Strange how it's never been an issue before..... Jewish charity defends J K Rowling over Harry Potter anti-Semitism mol.im/a/10370787 |
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Post by jack1 on Jan 5, 2022 20:29:17 GMT
So then Miss.. what would you like to do when you are older??
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jan 7, 2022 19:18:30 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 7, 2022 20:17:48 GMT
Take off all the crazy ink and he bears an uncanny resemblance to Butthead! |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jan 7, 2022 21:07:39 GMT
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Post by FbrgVaStkFan on Jan 7, 2022 23:46:55 GMT
Looks like it's open season on JK Rowling now. A well known, and influential, US TV host has suddenly decided that the Harry Potter goblins are Jewish archetypes (because they work in a bank). Strange how it's never been an issue before..... Jewish charity defends J K Rowling over Harry Potter anti-Semitism mol.im/a/10370787 Jon Stewart has debunked this as fake news. |
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Post by noustie on Jan 8, 2022 8:31:50 GMT
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Post by partickpotter on Jan 8, 2022 8:42:01 GMT
This is exactly the sort of thing I’m hoping to read in the Clown World thread. Superb! |
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2022 9:28:09 GMT
The only human to have succumbed to the latest Avian flu outbreak is one Alan Gosling from Buckfastleigh in Devon where there was a flock of 140 wild Muscovey Ducks. Alan, known locally as "The Duck Man", constructed a wooden bridge across the River Mardle allowing the ducks to come and live in his garden and house. He claims to be lonely after a divorce and became "extremely close" to 6 of them allowing them to share his bedroom. Unfortunately DEFRA we’re tipped off about the situation just after Christmas and moved in to cull the whole flock as several were showing symptoms of the disease. Although Mr Gosling tested positive for Avian Flu he’s shows no symptoms.
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jan 8, 2022 9:49:24 GMT
Anyway back to clown world Whilst sitting in the local hospital waiting to pick daughter in law and new grandson up I wondered off to in shop and bought a paper to read the only cheap ones available were the mail / express So with a certain amount of trepidation I chose the mail Glancing through there was a article about the met police breaking into a house of a 80 year old ex ballet dancer At 7 am in the morning promptly tazzerd him despite his heart condition ( pacemaker) Four other officers leapt on him and handcuffed him And arrested the five foot eight white male When arriving at the police station having visited the hospital to check they hadn’t fucked his pacemaker up They realised he didn’t match the description of the wanted man who was a six foot black male thirty flat dweller They have since apologised and offered the man £55 pound towards the near three grand to repair/ replace front door I give you arch clown Cressida dick You should have picked the DE ……you could have read about the imminent collapse of the EU and how WW3 is progressing. |
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Post by noustie on Jan 8, 2022 18:19:05 GMT
This is exactly the sort of thing I’m hoping to read in the Clown World thread. Superb! Could never do that to my child - that's where my golf clubs sleep so would have stick her on the roof rack |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 8, 2022 18:34:42 GMT
I knew he was German before clicking. |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jan 11, 2022 10:00:23 GMT
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Post by eddyclamp on Jan 11, 2022 10:16:31 GMT
fancy your daughter bringing him home ffs |
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jan 13, 2022 16:56:01 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jan 13, 2022 17:11:58 GMT
I might be in with a chance then. |
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Post by chad on Jan 13, 2022 17:13:56 GMT
Says all you need to know about Welshmen 😊 |
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Post by noustie on Jan 13, 2022 18:26:04 GMT
Says all you need to know about Welshmen 😊 Imagine how fucking ugly he is under there if advertising he's Welsh is more attractive 😳 |
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Post by felonious on Jan 13, 2022 22:27:16 GMT
I might be in with a chance then. Not if you're wearing your flag of St George face mask  |
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