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Post by thevoid on Jul 14, 2022 16:07:25 GMT
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Post by yeokel on Jul 14, 2022 16:26:02 GMT
[quote author=" thevoid " source="/post/7517620/ thread" timestamp="1657814845"] Hooray Henry?[/quote] “ …..after he was caught getting intimate with a Henry Hoover- and carried on even after getting caught by a churchgoer” Sometimes it can be too late to stop, even if you want to
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 19, 2022 6:26:19 GMT
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Post by partickpotter on Jul 19, 2022 17:35:22 GMT
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 20, 2022 14:54:30 GMT
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Post by lawrieleslie on Jul 20, 2022 15:35:03 GMT
Apology if this has already been posted as the story is a few weeks old. …… Attachment Deleted
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 20, 2022 16:51:01 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 20, 2022 16:54:58 GMT
Some parts of this world are on the skids big time.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 20, 2022 17:25:19 GMT
Apology if this has already been posted as the story is a few weeks old. …… View AttachmentLooks like the plot of a Chris Morris sketch
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Post by franklin on Jul 20, 2022 18:03:30 GMT
Can they have a "Chairwoman" 😮
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jul 20, 2022 18:30:23 GMT
Can they have a "Chairwoman" 😮 Chair Non man. Sounds spookily similar to Chairman Mao
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 20, 2022 18:42:58 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jul 21, 2022 7:50:23 GMT
Seems a bit made up. Why would the supermarket pay for the shopping, they weren't at fault for anything?
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Post by yeokel on Jul 21, 2022 7:58:49 GMT
A career in stand up comedy obviously awaits.
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Jul 21, 2022 8:15:28 GMT
Brad Pitt wearing a skirt to a Premiere. JHC.
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Post by stokiemac on Jul 21, 2022 9:03:53 GMT
Concerned enough about others to wear a mask but not concerned enough about checkout staff to use an automated till
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Post by partickpotter on Jul 21, 2022 20:26:13 GMT
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 21, 2022 21:38:28 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jul 22, 2022 6:24:27 GMT
I might stick a bet on it. Do you know a reasonable TERF accountant?
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Post by thevoid on Jul 22, 2022 6:26:48 GMT
Concerned enough about others to wear a mask but not concerned enough about checkout staff to use an automated till .
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Post by felonious on Jul 22, 2022 6:38:06 GMT
UK 2022 where everyday is the first of April.
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Post by felonious on Jul 22, 2022 6:42:03 GMT
NHS cervical screening programme everyone's welcome.
Who we invite
Cervical screening is for women and people with a cervix. We offer screening every 3 years from age 25 to 49 and every 5 years from age 50 to 64. This is because most cervical cancers develop between these ages. First invitations arrive a few months before people turn 25. You can book your appointment as soon as you get your invitation. We invite some people more often due to a previous screening result (see below).
You should consider having screening regardless of your sexual orientation, sexual history, or whether you have had the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccination.
If you are a transgender (trans) man registered with your GP as female, we will send you invitations for cervical screening. If you are registered as male you won’t receive invitations, but your GP or practice nurse can arrange an appointment for you if you have a cervix. If you are a trans woman you don’t need cervical screening.
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Post by noustie on Jul 22, 2022 7:01:37 GMT
There's been a rule change too thats gone under the radar- the 'snitch' they chase now is anyone grassing which of the girls on the team have a cock and then become the 'golden snitch' in the shower later where anyone with a girl dick is allowed to ceremonially piss on them. It'll be on Sky Sports Arena after the Netball Super League apparently. Each to their own but who looks at these twats on a broom grounded by gravity playing a game no longer affiliated to childrens fictional twats on a broom unencumbered by such mugal forces and thinks 'yes this is the sport for me!'
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Post by cobhamstokey on Jul 22, 2022 7:12:58 GMT
NHS cervical screening programme everyone's welcome. Who we invite Cervical screening is for women and people with a cervix. We offer screening every 3 years from age 25 to 49 and every 5 years from age 50 to 64. This is because most cervical cancers develop between these ages. First invitations arrive a few months before people turn 25. You can book your appointment as soon as you get your invitation. We invite some people more often due to a previous screening result (see below). You should consider having screening regardless of your sexual orientation, sexual history, or whether you have had the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccination. If you are a transgender (trans) man registered with your GP as female, we will send you invitations for cervical screening. If you are registered as male you won’t receive invitations, but your GP or practice nurse can arrange an appointment for you if you have a cervix. If you are a trans woman you don’t need cervical screening. Jesus the worlds gone mad. We’re just terrified of offending anyone.
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Post by noustie on Jul 22, 2022 7:15:26 GMT
NHS cervical screening programme everyone's welcome. Who we invite Cervical screening is for women and people with a cervix. We offer screening every 3 years from age 25 to 49 and every 5 years from age 50 to 64. This is because most cervical cancers develop between these ages. First invitations arrive a few months before people turn 25. You can book your appointment as soon as you get your invitation. We invite some people more often due to a previous screening result (see below). You should consider having screening regardless of your sexual orientation, sexual history, or whether you have had the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccination. If you are a transgender (trans) man registered with your GP as female, we will send you invitations for cervical screening. If you are registered as male you won’t receive invitations, but your GP or practice nurse can arrange an appointment for you if you have a cervix. If you are a trans woman you don’t need cervical screening. Jesus the worlds gone mad. We’re just terrified of offending anyone. I've just booked one be on the safe side - managed to get a double appointment including my wife's prostate exam too which was handy.
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 22, 2022 7:35:55 GMT
NHS cervical screening programme everyone's welcome. Who we invite Cervical screening is for women and people with a cervix. We offer screening every 3 years from age 25 to 49 and every 5 years from age 50 to 64. This is because most cervical cancers develop between these ages. First invitations arrive a few months before people turn 25. You can book your appointment as soon as you get your invitation. We invite some people more often due to a previous screening result (see below). You should consider having screening regardless of your sexual orientation, sexual history, or whether you have had the human papillomavirus (HPV) vaccination. If you are a transgender (trans) man registered with your GP as female, we will send you invitations for cervical screening. If you are registered as male you won’t receive invitations, but your GP or practice nurse can arrange an appointment for you if you have a cervix. If you are a trans woman you don’t need cervical screening. Monty Pythons life of Brian. "Where's the foetus gonna gestate you going to keep it in a box?".
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Post by partickpotter on Jul 22, 2022 20:55:04 GMT
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Post by hotterpotter on Jul 23, 2022 5:51:32 GMT
He said: "I can't sleep before it starts moving so I get on early and try to sleep first, so I got on at 22:30 and was asleep by 23:00." What?
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 23, 2022 10:10:22 GMT
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Post by chuffedstokie on Jul 23, 2022 10:30:29 GMT
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