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Post by mattador78 on May 31, 2022 15:30:57 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home So we’re all ignoring the fact you got stuck in a customer are we? To be honest he did bring me some Swiss chocolate and it was only fair
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 2, 2022 7:40:23 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jun 2, 2022 12:04:49 GMT
They have to make everything about them don't they? (See also Obama's crass Tweet after the Texas shootings)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 2, 2022 12:19:36 GMT
They have to make everything about them don't they? (See also Obama's crass Tweet after the Texas shootings) That Twitter thread is full of black people eviscerating the original article/tweet.
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Post by thevoid on Jun 2, 2022 13:48:11 GMT
They have to make everything about them don't they? (See also Obama's crass Tweet after the Texas shootings) That Twitter thread is full of black people eviscerating the original article/tweet. Good
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Post by Orbs on Jun 2, 2022 15:37:28 GMT
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 3, 2022 21:06:24 GMT
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Post by noustie on Jun 7, 2022 12:11:18 GMT
www.shieldsgazette.com/news/crime/south-shields-pervert-caught-with-over-125000-child-abuse-images-3717922Police found the images, which included pictures and movies featuring children as young as three, on three separate devices which were seized after a house search.
Selby, who identifies as transgender, confessed immediately to owning the collection and said an interest in adult pornography had "morphed" into looking at illegal images....
.....The judge added: "You identify as transgender and that has caused issues for you and anxiety for you in how you would cope with that if you were sent immediately to prison."
Selby was sentenced to 14 months imprisonment, suspended for two years, with rehabilitation requirements and has to sign the sex offenders register andabide by a sexual harm prevention order for ten years.World is barking insane at the moment - 125k nonce images and gets a second chance based mainly around how they indentify. If I was caught with 100k+ nonce images pretty sure I'd be suffering from fucking anxiety of getting an absolute twatting in prison too but would a bloke identifying as a bloke be offered the same?
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 7, 2022 12:42:32 GMT
World is barking insane at the moment You seen what's going on in the States? 'Woke' parents taking their young children to gay bars so that they can hand over money to drag queens performing for them. #ItsNotGonnaLickItself
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Post by noustie on Jun 7, 2022 12:48:08 GMT
World is barking insane at the moment You seen what's going on in the States? 'Woke' parents taking their young children to gay bars so that they can hand over money to drag queens performing for them. #ItsNotGonnaLickItself I'm genuinely frightened of opening that on the work computer but there seems a weird push to normalise this with kids!
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 10, 2022 11:45:27 GMT
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Post by Northy on Jun 10, 2022 16:16:20 GMT
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Post by felonious on Jun 10, 2022 17:02:26 GMT
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Post by felonious on Jun 10, 2022 17:04:17 GMT
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Post by Goonie on Jun 10, 2022 19:04:49 GMT
Exactly. What a gentleman does in the privacy of his own kennel should go unrecorded He has since moved to Wales. I wonder why? 🤔🐑 😁
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 10, 2022 20:28:48 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jun 12, 2022 14:46:51 GMT
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Post by noustie on Jun 12, 2022 18:24:51 GMT
Is that the letters for those who identify as bees? Getting confusing this!
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Post by thevoid on Jun 13, 2022 5:23:06 GMT
Is that the letters for those who identify as bees? Getting confusing this! Not a bad idea, I'll pass this on to Bristol Uni
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Post by Davef on Jun 13, 2022 12:06:54 GMT
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 13, 2022 16:23:58 GMT
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 14, 2022 20:00:48 GMT
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 15, 2022 2:04:15 GMT
Nice work tbf but I’d have them to the end of my toes personally. Each to their own👀
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Post by thevoid on Jun 15, 2022 5:25:00 GMT
They should be comfy during his morning run
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 16, 2022 11:26:10 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jun 16, 2022 11:53:49 GMT
Looks like a schizophrenic's vacuum cleaner
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Post by svengaliinplatforms on Jun 16, 2022 11:56:46 GMT
Humanity is going to Hell in a hand-cart, I'll tell thee.
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Post by thevoid on Jun 16, 2022 12:00:30 GMT
Humanity is going to Hell in a hand-cart, I'll tell thee. As long as the hand cart has some rubber tubing attached, you should be OK
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jun 16, 2022 14:02:50 GMT
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Post by thevoid on Jun 16, 2022 14:36:09 GMT
Studio flat, posh name for a bedsit
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