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Post by franklin on May 26, 2022 16:13:29 GMT
16 going on 46, I saw that and my first thoughts were 16 my arse.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on May 26, 2022 16:51:51 GMT
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Post by Davef on May 26, 2022 16:53:38 GMT
Unbelievable tweet which has received the response it deserves.
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Post by Tosh on May 27, 2022 11:39:58 GMT
16 going on 46, I saw that and my first thoughts were 16 my arse. a couple of gems from the comments section for this article: 'what is he 16 in, dog years? 'last seen in Hartshill, 20 years ago'
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Post by The Drunken Communist on May 27, 2022 14:10:00 GMT
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Post by Deleted on May 27, 2022 14:45:43 GMT
What a complete and utter cunt.
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Post by The Drunken Communist on May 27, 2022 16:40:47 GMT
Friday night on the piss anyone?
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Post by yeokel on May 27, 2022 16:44:28 GMT
Friday night on the piss anyone? A lot of beer tastes like piss these days anyway. (craft beers excepted)
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Post by cheadlepotter on May 27, 2022 16:58:01 GMT
Friday night on the piss anyone? A lot of beer tastes like piss these days anyway. (craft beers excepted) I was about to say hasn’t this been sold as ‘Carling’ for years?
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Post by turtlefox on May 27, 2022 22:15:39 GMT
Fucking hell fire what is going on: www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10854227/Many-schools-handed-sex-education-classes-unregulated-groups-pushing-woke-agenda.html?fbclid=IwAR2U0KKLt9o4x3JaPXmkQCo_j2REGcJk1W57HbKRBl-gktbtu81vP99A8N0The external agencies also cover aspects of sex and sexuality. For example, The Proud Trust promotes use of the ‘dice game’, where children as young as 13 are encouraged to roll two dice bearing the words ‘vulva/ vagina’, ‘penis’, ‘anus’, ‘mouth’, ‘hands/fingers’, and ‘object’ on each of their sides.
Young people are then asked to discuss which sexual activity is possible using the two words that land facing upwards. In spite of the furore created when the dice game was discussed in the Press in August 2020, the resource is still for sale on The Proud Trust website..... .... She explains: ‘I first realised this when my daughter came back from college saying how much she hated the “furries”. These are students who dress up as fetishised animals —and wear bondage gear. One girl was led around by her boyfriend with a lead around her neck while wearing furry animal ears.
‘The teachers don’t say anything because it’s been normalised. When I wanted to write to complain, my daughter begged me not to, so I kept quiet. But I find the whole thing shocking.’ .... .... The content of lessons is in some cases obscured from parents. One mum, who did not wish to be named, said her child’s primary school in Lambeth, South London, had signed a contract with an external provider called Jigsaw, agreeing it would not distribute teaching materials to parents.
When she became worried about the content of the course, which is said to include a group activity in which a mixed sex group of tenyear-olds discuss masturbation in pairs, she sent the school a freedom of information request, but was told that, after consultation with both Jigsaw and legal specialists, they were unable to allow her to see the course materials....... I would have loved it if lessons like this were being taught when I was at school. You'd have a field day. " I've rolled anus and mouth. Is scat acceptable ? Have you ever tried scat, Miss " ?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 27, 2022 22:59:12 GMT
16 going on 46, I saw that and my first thoughts were 16 my arse. a couple of gems from the comments section for this article: 'what is he 16 in, dog years? 'last seen in Hartshill, 20 years ago' I can confirm I saw him in Hartshill Chippy 19ish years ago. I must qualify as his most recent sighting.
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Post by franklin on May 28, 2022 6:28:16 GMT
Friday night on the piss anyone? Most water/beer/pop we drink must have been through the human body numerous times already so we've been drinking piss all our lives.
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Post by lawrieleslie on May 28, 2022 6:42:50 GMT
a couple of gems from the comments section for this article: 'what is he 16 in, dog years? 'last seen in Hartshill, 20 years ago' I can confirm I saw him in Hartshill Chippy 19ish years ago. I must qualify as his most recent sighting. That’s Imbula's dad.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2022 7:06:00 GMT
Friday night on the piss anyone? I thought that was the main ingredient for Carlsberg?
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Post by noustie on May 30, 2022 11:11:40 GMT
www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/scottish-news/concerns-over-doctor-appointed-scottish-26439239?fbclid=IwAR39OgdZjRfrKDwUjwFkGGjDbbjiXLaUarikJjQTqEf_3E_TtQ2Cbtla9jUConcerns have been raised about the suitability of a doctor appointed by the SNP-led Scottish Government to produce sex education resources after it was claimed that he wants to "break down the barrier between sexuality and childhood."
Dr Colin Morrison has been included in the new Scottish Education Council and will be heavily involved in producing RSHP.scot sex education resources for school pupils.
However, critics of the government's sex guidance have pointed out that he has expressed some controversial beliefs regarding the topic.
Dr Morrison wrote a thesis in 2011 where he appears to outline the need to break down the artificial barrier between childhood and sexuality.
He does this by quoting advocates of bringing sexuality into childhood and not criticising their views, before quoting Michel Foucault’s complaint that age of consent laws are a result of the artificial and undesirable barrier between childhood and sexuality.Granted it's the Express but what the fuck is going on!
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Post by mattador78 on May 30, 2022 18:04:06 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2022 18:12:36 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! Or so I overheard at work, I mean I have absolutely no idea if it’s true and would never try it as I don’t have a sock to waste. Just saying.
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Post by mattador78 on May 30, 2022 18:28:09 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! Or so I overheard at work, I mean I have absolutely no idea if it’s true and would never try it as I don’t have a sock to waste. Just saying. Not far off the ingredients I heard however he added a few sponges, tape and something as lubricant 😂. What’s shocked me more than anything is the fact we can’t get him change a bolt at work as he is completely impractical. So the outside of the box ingenuity has shocked us
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2022 18:39:13 GMT
Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! Or so I overheard at work, I mean I have absolutely no idea if it’s true and would never try it as I don’t have a sock to waste. Just saying. Not far off the ingredients I heard however he added a few sponges, tape and something as lubricant 😂. What’s shocked me more than anything is the fact we can’t get him change a bolt at work as he is completely impractical. So the outside of the box ingenuity has shocked us Haha, sounds like he needs in interest in work arousing😉
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Post by lagwafis on May 30, 2022 18:43:29 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! You've been watching too much 'Blue Peter'
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2022 18:52:46 GMT
Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! You've been watching too much 'Blue Peter' Watching? That’s me in the blue
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Post by noustie on May 30, 2022 19:23:26 GMT
You've been watching too much 'Blue Peter' Watching? That’s me in the blue 'And here Badger is a festive butt plug we made earlier'
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2022 19:26:16 GMT
Watching? That’s me in the blue 'And here Badger is a festive butt plug we made earlier' I remember the great Christmas Tree Tuberculosis outbreak of 85, I did that. Probably my greatest achievement
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Post by thevoid on May 31, 2022 5:25:15 GMT
Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! You've been watching too much 'Blue Peter' Is that Nicola Sturgeon on the left?
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Post by chuffedstokie on May 31, 2022 7:15:01 GMT
You've been watching too much 'Blue Peter' Watching? That’s me in the blue I fancied her. 🤔
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Post by mattador78 on May 31, 2022 10:13:37 GMT
Watching? That’s me in the blue I fancied her. 🤔 Him 🤷♂️
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Post by mickmillslovechild on May 31, 2022 10:16:35 GMT
Empty toilet roll, a sock, a rubber glove. Job done! You've been watching too much 'Blue Peter' "And here's one i knocked out earlier..."
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Post by Orbs on May 31, 2022 13:12:09 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home So we’re all ignoring the fact you got stuck in a customer are we?
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Post by Northy on May 31, 2022 13:20:42 GMT
I don’t know where else to post this but at work today I’ve been stuck in the conference room in a customer. Whilst absent from the shop floor one of the lads told the senior team leader he had made his own “fleshlight” out of everyday objects found around the house. I can’t quite figure out if I should be appalled or amazed, I have settled for pissing myself laughing about it since I was told before I went home what were you doing to be stuck in the customer, was it a sales pitch gone too far
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Post by The Drunken Communist on May 31, 2022 14:27:35 GMT
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