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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 19:47:25 GMT
That fat twat for Pakistan is an absolute joke, especially when you’ve got Rizwan in the slips. Can barely move behind the stumps and can’t hold a bat. What are they even thinking?
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 19:49:34 GMT
That fat twat for Pakistan is an absolute joke, especially when you’ve got Rizwan in the slips. Can barely move behind the stumps and can’t hold a bat. What are they even thinking? He's an absolute unit isn't he. Him keeping and that west Indian lad (i think?) in the slips would cut the dab down to third man out. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 19:51:00 GMT
That fat twat for Pakistan is an absolute joke, especially when you’ve got Rizwan in the slips. Can barely move behind the stumps and can’t hold a bat. What are they even thinking? He's an absolute unit isn't he. Him keeping and that west Indian lad (i think?) in the slips would cut the dab down to third man out. Wasn’t he from Bermuda or something? Can’t quite remember. Took that outrageous catch and sprinted around the ground? |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 19:55:59 GMT
He's an absolute unit isn't he. Him keeping and that west Indian lad (i think?) in the slips would cut the dab down to third man out. Wasn’t he from Bermuda or something? Can’t quite remember. Took that outrageous catch and sprinted around the ground? Yeah more probable Bermuda then windies. Think he was a spinner but I could well be talking bollocks at this point. Here he is. Thank feck for Youtube |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 20:00:56 GMT
Nice try fatty! Jesus
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 20:01:06 GMT
He's got be the captains family member, surely.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 20:09:54 GMT
He's got be the captains family member, surely. If he isn’t there’s still hope for us all! |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 20:14:32 GMT
He's got be the captains family member, surely. If he isn’t there’s still hope for us all! What a drop. Has to be a wind up |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 20:15:08 GMT
Blimey there he goes again. The phrase competition winner goes around a lot but he certainly looks like one. He couldn’t catch a cold
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Post by bayernoatcake on May 30, 2024 20:16:32 GMT
The big lad is hilarious.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 20:16:54 GMT
Well fuck me he’s caught one. Surprised it didn’t smash him in the nads
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Post by RedandWhite90 on May 30, 2024 20:24:59 GMT
Wasn’t he from Bermuda or something? Can’t quite remember. Took that outrageous catch and sprinted around the ground? Yeah more probable Bermuda then windies. Think he was a spinner but I could well be talking bollocks at this point. Here he is. Thank feck for Youtube Got to be Rahkeem Cornwall from the Windies, surely? |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 20:26:09 GMT
Yeah more probable Bermuda then windies. Think he was a spinner but I could well be talking bollocks at this point. Here he is. Thank feck for Youtube Got to be Rahkeem Cornwall from the Windies, surely? Nice. We're 3 men into a big man 11 here. |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 20:30:14 GMT
Chuck in Boon and Ranatunga for some much needed "runs" in the engine room.
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Post by RedandWhite90 on May 30, 2024 20:52:55 GMT
Got to be Rahkeem Cornwall from the Windies, surely? Nice. We're 3 men into a big man 11 here. Bring back Inzy too. |
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Post by zommbee on May 30, 2024 21:02:58 GMT
Nice. We're 3 men into a big man 11 here. Bring back Inzy too. Going back a bit, Colin Milburn was a unit, Vincent van der Bijl, big lad with plenty of timber, brilliant seam bowler. |
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Post by zommbee on May 30, 2024 21:05:59 GMT
That fat twat for Pakistan is an absolute joke, especially when you’ve got Rizwan in the slips. Can barely move behind the stumps and can’t hold a bat. What are they even thinking? He's beyond parody, how can he be an international professional cricketer in 2024 in that condition. |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 21:07:42 GMT
Definitely think we are sorted for runs, might even say we have depth there.
Trouble would be pace. I hesitate to use the word because it's more likely medium pace dobbers
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 21:08:00 GMT
Nice. We're 3 men into a big man 11 here. Bring back Inzy too. Samit Patel always got loads of shit and was at one time told he was too fat for England. Khan makes him look like a racing snake |
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Post by RedandWhite90 on May 30, 2024 21:08:44 GMT
Samit Patel always got loads of shit and was at one time told he was too fat for England. Khan makes him look like a racing snake Samit qualifies |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 21:08:49 GMT
Definitely think we are sorted for runs, might even say we have depth there. Trouble would be pace. I hesitate to use the word because it's more likely medium pace dobbers Ronnie Irani always seemed to carry a bit |
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Post by fullmetaljacket on May 30, 2024 21:12:44 GMT
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Post by RedandWhite90 on May 30, 2024 21:16:10 GMT
Gatts is definitely in. Didn't like running 2s. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 21:16:15 GMT
Paul Stirling has to be at the top of the order moving Inzi and the rest down a place |
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Post by RedandWhite90 on May 30, 2024 21:17:04 GMT
Warney has got to go in.
RIP G.O.A.T 🥲
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 21:17:54 GMT
Warney has got to go in. RIP G.O.A.T 🥲 Looks like we need to prepare a dustbowl |
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Post by RedandWhite90 on May 30, 2024 21:19:18 GMT
Warney has got to go in. RIP G.O.A.T 🥲 Looks like we need to prepare a dustbowl Malinga looked pregnant last time he played England, can add some pace. |
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Post by bayernoatcake on May 30, 2024 21:23:20 GMT
Is the World Cup gonna be on terrestrial tv at all?
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 21:31:14 GMT
Looks like we need to prepare a dustbowl Malinga looked pregnant last time he played England, can add some pace. Great shout. |
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Post by thehartshillbadger on May 30, 2024 21:34:05 GMT
Is the World Cup gonna be on terrestrial tv at all? Prob highlights, not checked |
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