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Post by Block 22 on Aug 8, 2021 20:22:36 GMT
Mario, he’s magic, you knowww We signed him for free, he’s class though He’s magic, you know Our wizard in stripes, the maestro
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Post by hotterpotter on Aug 8, 2021 21:51:58 GMT
Covid where are you, covid covid where are you Can you hear us in our masks, can you hear us in our masks Stand up if you’re double jabbed, stand up if you’re double jabbed Topical is that to the tune of "Grandma We Love You"?
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Post by J-Roar on Aug 8, 2021 21:57:04 GMT
I know it’s a bit tacky but I’m sure someone could get a song for Jacob Brown, out of the mrs Browns boys theme tune😂. We've got Jacob Brown to Knees up Mother Brown?
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Post by hotterpotter on Aug 8, 2021 22:03:27 GMT
Brown runs down the wing Tra la la la la Comes inside and curls one in Tra la la la la la
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Post by Batfink on Aug 8, 2021 23:40:42 GMT
He gets knocked down But he gets up again, You’ll never stop Jacob Brown
And repeat
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Post by ashleyscfc on Aug 9, 2021 0:54:20 GMT
Jacob Brown baby, now Jacob Brown baby. Twist and shout, Twist and shout.
Come on, come on, come, come on, Jacob, now Come on Jacob now. Come on and work it on out You know you shoot so fine, You know you shoot so fine Come on and shoot a little closer now And let me know that you're mine, woo
Twist and Shout - The Beatles
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Post by ashleyscfc on Aug 9, 2021 1:15:49 GMT
If someone can get this going it would make my year…
Here's a story, we’re glad it’s true. It's about a club, that he once knew They made him suffer, at a tiny ground. In a nowhere Cheshire town.
We call him…
Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, Powell Nick
Yeah, he should have known it from the very start That club will leave him with a broken heart Now listen people what we’re telling you Is keep away from a town called Crewe,
We call him…
Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, Powell Nick
We like to travel around, and make a noise in every ground. With Michael o Neil, leading the team, it’s the best football that we’ve ever seen
We call him…
Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, Powell
We’ve got Wilmot and Souttar, Campbell and Brown. Surridge and Fletcher, Allen and Powell. Bursik and Vrancic, Tommy Smith too. Fox, Chester, Clucas. Josh Tymon too
We call him…
Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, wooh-ohhh Nick nick, Powell Nick
Dion DiMucci - Runaround Sue
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Post by zerps on Aug 9, 2021 6:27:50 GMT
Socially distanced hooligans, we know what we are
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Post by str8outtahampton on Aug 9, 2021 8:22:01 GMT
Oh my! My Son is on the oatcake!! (Tears) Tears all round. I think the entire Stokie nation shares your joy. However, we need the answer to the key question: "Have you got him working on the ground floor in the cafe in Stafford - wiping tables, washing-up and cleaning lavatories?"
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2021 8:49:44 GMT
A lad put the following on Twitter and I cannot get it out of my head, it is superb.
Marioooooooo (Vrancic) Didn't cost a quid, (Vrancic) Plays in centre-mid, (Vrancic) He could play for Real Madrid, MARIOOOOOO...
ABBA - Voulez-Vous
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Post by shawi on Aug 9, 2021 15:28:14 GMT
We are Stokies Proper Stokies Through and Through We are Stokies, proper Stokies And We’ll Always be with You!
We’ve had some good times We’ve had some Bad And lots of Trophies We’ve never had
But we are Stokies Proper Stokies And we’ll always be with You ! 😎⚽️🍺
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Post by Block 22 on Aug 9, 2021 16:05:10 GMT
Jacob Brown, he wears Red and White Jacob Brown, he thinks Vale are shite. He’s dynamiteee, Like a bull down the right. You can’t knock him down. Jacob Brown
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2021 16:40:14 GMT
'Brown Brown Jacob Brown' ( repeat as many times as you feel up to or before you upset someone by leaving on 87 minutes)
I've been working on the lyrics for several hours. Think am there
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Post by hardcastle on Aug 9, 2021 18:02:16 GMT
A lad put the following on Twitter and I cannot get it out of my head, it is superb. Marioooooooo (Vrancic) Didn't cost a quid, (Vrancic) Plays in centre-mid, (Vrancic) He could play for Real Madrid, MARIOOOOOO... ABBA - Voulez-Vous Yeah, could work.
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Post by davethebass on Aug 9, 2021 19:15:55 GMT
The old Geoff Salmonds song...
Oh oh oh Sammy Sammy I'd walk a million miles For one of your goals Oh Sammy
(Al Jolson "My Mammy")
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Post by ersaurebot 1, 000, 000 views on Aug 9, 2021 19:34:24 GMT
Oh my! My Son is on the oatcake!! (Tears) Tears all round. I think the entire Stokie nation shares your joy. However, we need the answer to the key question: "Have you got him working on the ground floor in the cafe in Stafford - wiping tables, washing-up and cleaning lavatories?" Good memory, sadly I don’t work at the charity cafe that I used to own, hense ive not had the ‘Inside track’ on many of the ‘deals’ But I have taught him a lot over the years and raised him in such a way, that he soon hopes to start his own charity cafe.
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Aug 9, 2021 19:36:34 GMT
'Brown Brown Jacob Brown' ( repeat as many times as you feel up to or before you upset someone by leaving on 87 minutes) I've been working on the lyrics for several hours. Think am there Actually a good call, don’t think anybody under 45 would know the song though.😂
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2021 20:24:24 GMT
'Brown Brown Jacob Brown' ( repeat as many times as you feel up to or before you upset someone by leaving on 87 minutes) I've been working on the lyrics for several hours. Think am there Actually a good call, don’t think anybody under 45 would know the song though.😂 Was on Max & Paddy on some channel the other night. Were singing along to before they hit a cow
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Post by samba :) on Aug 10, 2021 0:24:22 GMT
Ohh steven nzonzi is guaranteed to become ohh mario vrancic
Already doing surridge for walters one
Der der der der ryan shawx should be retired in his honour but it’ll probably be harry souttars song for the next 15 years
Englands number one for bursik obviously
Geoff camerons is an outsider to become ben wilmott
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Post by robbieabdoulaye on Aug 10, 2021 19:38:00 GMT
He scores goals he scores goals Sammy Surridge !
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Post by Tosh on Aug 12, 2021 16:05:57 GMT
How about, (to the tune of super trouper)
Super Souttar Weve got Harry Souttar, Getting the job done, Strikers on the run, Heading balls for fucking fun.
Easy tune to sing.
Or (to the tune of land down under)
He doesnt come from the land down under, But scotlands wank, Its no fucking wonder, Hes better than his brother, You better run you better take cover.
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Post by penkhullite on Aug 12, 2021 16:23:18 GMT
For Saturday...
Bob The Builder...can he fix it? Bob The Builder...can he fuck!
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Post by Tosh on Aug 17, 2021 11:50:36 GMT
When he finally gets here (fingers crossed)
We've got Delap, Liam Delap, I just dont think you understand, Hes Rorys little man, Rorys mums his nan, We've got, we've got Liam Delap
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Post by The man from Utch on Aug 17, 2021 20:58:46 GMT
Ostigaard he is here Shags your women And drinks your beer
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2021 21:06:43 GMT
to the tune of rythm is a dancer… surridge is a dancer vrancic is the answer and city’s going to the prem surridge is a dancer vrancic is the answer he can score from anywhere like the southgate england song … looking back on when we first met i cannot escape and i cannot forget campbell your the one you still turn me on city’s going to the prem 2 3 4 then repeat it with any player with 2 sylabels Do Stoke ever sing songs to different tunes than those not frequently used? Its rare, isn't it? I do commend the effort though!
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Post by Batfink on Aug 18, 2021 12:36:09 GMT
Soutter, we’ve got Harry Soutter Well, can you beat this man in the air? Oh no I said, "Soutter, we’ve got Harry Soutter" Well, can you beat this man in the air? Oh no
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2021 13:18:52 GMT
To the now saturated tune used to bait Manchester United fans at the weekend re: thier collection of players unable to convert penalties this summer:
They tried to send us Messi We had to turn him down We've got The Barnsley Benzama His name is Jacob Brown ...Super Jacob Brown
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2021 17:32:50 GMT
A lad put the following on Twitter and I cannot get it out of my head, it is superb. Marioooooooo (Vrancic) Didn't cost a quid, (Vrancic) Plays in centre-mid, (Vrancic) He could play for Real Madrid, MARIOOOOOO... ABBA - Voulez-Vous Stick this on Twitter while you're at it. There he was just a-walkin' down the street, Singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" Snappin' his fingers and shufflin' his feet, Singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" He looked good (looked good), He looked fine (looked fine) He looked good, He looked fine, Steven Fletcher, Number 9.
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Post by zerps on Aug 18, 2021 17:36:57 GMT
We are evil We are evil We are evil
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Post by superalexneil on Aug 18, 2021 17:51:59 GMT
A lad put the following on Twitter and I cannot get it out of my head, it is superb. Marioooooooo (Vrancic) Didn't cost a quid, (Vrancic) Plays in centre-mid, (Vrancic) He could play for Real Madrid, MARIOOOOOO... ABBA - Voulez-Vous Stick this on Twitter while you're at it. There he was just a-walkin' down the street, Singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" Snappin' his fingers and shufflin' his feet, Singin' "Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do" He looked good (looked good), He looked fine (looked fine) He looked good, He looked fine, Steven Fletcher, Number 9. Crosses from wingers had him shufflin his feet?
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