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Post by dirtclod on May 26, 2021 4:10:04 GMT
Most of them hardly leave the house. Zero chance of them getting a shag. At least it will solve the population crisis. They can't win the younger generation. One minute they're being accused of being avocado-eating ultra-woke fannies who shun getting pissed, doing drugs, shagging and 'proper' music, the next they're all lazy fat bastards who never do any exercise and love nothing more than sitting on their fat arses shovelling junk food down their gullets whilst playing video games online. This week, they're all feral thugs with no respect for others or the law and who need a good birching. Anyone would think that this messageboard is populated mainly by middle-aged blokes who love whinging their crinkly grey knackersacks off about anything and everything? 🤷 Dances, your prose in posts like this is truly enjoyable. Just had to say that. As a young punkrocking dope-smoking sex-fiend anarchist feral thug, I aspired to even greater heights. Avocado-eating ultra-woke fannies hadn't been invented yet and unfortunately the lazy fat bastards snubbed me. So later in life I was inducted into the whinging crinkly grey knackersack fraternity. (It was fun whinging in a chorus) But an acquaintance recently kicked me out of that fraternity, accusing me of slipping into a stage he calls, "Full Blown Idiot." He came to this conclusion because: 1) I don't believe that the younger generation should be liquidated 2) I still refuse to identify as a Republican or Democrat So I might just use this full-blown idiot stage to try to qualify for the Power Pillocks. (Or as they call it over here in the states, "Geezers with stupid ideas")
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Post by Northy on May 26, 2021 6:00:38 GMT
Why do the family have to 'let off balloons' it's just littering and a possible danger to animals and sealife As for the rioting, all as thick as a whale omelette
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