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Post by femark on Jan 15, 2021 8:48:28 GMT
He's Welsh He can speak The Welsh* and the Welsh words with the new The Welsh players** *if he can speak The Welsh **If they speak the Welsh words The only reason Vokes plays for Wales is because he's shit and his granddad once went to Rhyl on a school trip.
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Post by moon on Jan 15, 2021 8:54:16 GMT
Last week my lady said that Sam Vokes is a right looker.... I’m hoping he likes middle aged fat women and whisks her away! Two birds one stone Or she's going to give you a home shirt with 'Vokes' on the back and ask you to wear it for sexy times.....😉 Or maybe she'll wear it!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2021 8:59:21 GMT
He has a nice smile.
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jan 15, 2021 9:02:21 GMT
Let's have a positivity thread about someone we spent £9m on? Fuck it, let's set off fireworks every time Tom Ince turns up for training shall we? I mean, he cost £10m so deserves equal love.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2021 9:17:48 GMT
Last week my lady said that Sam Vokes is a right looker.... I’m hoping he likes middle aged fat women and whisks her away! Two birds one stone Or she's going to give you a home shirt with 'Vokes' on the back and ask you to wear it for sexy times.....😉 The positive to that one is if it’s his shirt I can always use it as a new bed sheet
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Post by supersimonstainrod on Jan 15, 2021 9:25:23 GMT
Or she's going to give you a home shirt with 'Vokes' on the back and ask you to wear it for sexy times.....😉 The positive to that one is if it’s his shirt I can always use it as a new bed sheet Just remember to show a bit more mobility than SV when inside the box....😉
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jan 15, 2021 9:28:00 GMT
I love him. Just wish he'd do some Boxing training on Instagram.
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Post by shrewspotter on Jan 15, 2021 9:29:34 GMT
There’s no chance he’d be in my team, but if he plays on Saturday I’d want him to do well, slagging him off isn’t gonna help
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Post by skemstokie on Jan 15, 2021 9:34:53 GMT
If we're going to be relying on him for a few weeks he needs all the support we can give him. If he ever reads some of the shit posted about him on here he'll never score for Stoke again. If it turns into a good positive thread perhaps it can be copied and sent onto him ahead of every match to give him some confidence. So lets get behind him and say something positive for a change Gouranga. A bit radical for a lot of Stoke "supporters" but i presume you are calling for fans getting behind a player going through a rough patch? Surely the usual course of giving a good verbal kicking is more likely to motivate him
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Post by Pretty Little Boother on Jan 15, 2021 9:37:12 GMT
Sam Vokes is loved by his family and friends. I'm sure he's a thoroughly decent bloke.
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Post by stokie223 on Jan 15, 2021 9:42:25 GMT
If we're going to be relying on him for a few weeks he needs all the support we can give him. If he ever reads some of the shit posted about him on here he'll never score for Stoke again. If it turns into a good positive thread perhaps it can be copied and sent onto him ahead of every match to give him some confidence. So lets get behind him and say something positive for a change Gouranga. A bit radical for a lot of Stoke "supporters" but i presume you are calling for fans getting behind a player going through a rough patch? Surely the usual course of giving a good verbal kicking is more likely to motivate him 'going through a rough patch' is possibly understatement of the century. 1 goal every 7.5 games for us and he cost the best part of £10m, plus (you'd imagine) a rather handsome wage at this level. Pound for pound one of the worst signings in our history. This notion that he will score goals if you give him the service is way off - for a bloke of his stature he's easily bullied and you couldn't fit a copy of The Sentinel under his boots when he jumps. Awful, awful footballer that we have completely haemorrhaged money on.
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Post by xchpotter on Jan 15, 2021 10:09:30 GMT
I really hope the new loan signings create opportunities for Vokes and he starts to score. If he is still unable to do much at all with players who appear to have been brought in to support his game as wingers, then I’m not sure where he goes from here. So for me, good luck to him and hope he doesn’t fall further down the road of being branded a waste of time and money.
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Post by PotteringThrough on Jan 15, 2021 10:12:29 GMT
The good news is that we can all fit behind him!
Go on Sam
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Post by crapslinger on Jan 15, 2021 10:13:06 GMT
Or she's going to give you a home shirt with 'Vokes' on the back and ask you to wear it for sexy times.....😉 The positive to that one is if it’s his shirt I can always use it as a new bed sheet Or a sleeping bag.
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Post by wherty on Jan 15, 2021 10:14:20 GMT
Sam doesn't read the oatcake but his dad does.
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Post by wakefieldstokie on Jan 15, 2021 10:15:37 GMT
Sam Vokes has a lovely head of hair.
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Post by werrington on Jan 15, 2021 10:16:50 GMT
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Post by eddyclamp on Jan 15, 2021 10:17:44 GMT
He is the only bloke I have seen that actually reduces in height when he jumps for a header.
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Post by robwahlmann on Jan 15, 2021 10:19:02 GMT
Right now I guess his self confidence is pretty low, but with the right balls into the box I think he'll be fine. He probably never will be a 20 goal per season striker for us, but 10-12 wouldn't be too bad either.
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Post by stroller on Jan 15, 2021 10:24:13 GMT
"Tell the lad in red and white everything will be alright".
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jan 15, 2021 10:24:33 GMT
Goaaaarrrrrrrn Sammy you can do it ✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻⚽️ That type of thing? Let’s hope these new signing give us some attacking impetus so he actually gets some opportunities to score
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2021 10:32:14 GMT
"Tell the lad in red and white everything will be alright". Tell the lad in red and white, we still like him though he's shite.
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Post by terryconroysmagic on Jan 15, 2021 10:38:29 GMT
I’m usually a bit more than a “glass half full” guy but when it comes to Vokes these days, the glass has been smashed and been used to trim my haemorrhoids 😡
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Post by maninasuitcase on Jan 15, 2021 10:45:49 GMT
Considering hes had poor service that maybe an excuse for his efforts.
However I genuinely hope that the new signings will throw more crosses into the box so he can apply his head to a few of them. If he then fails at that, then he has truly sank to the bottom of the pond with no hope of resurrection.
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Post by lagwafis on Jan 15, 2021 11:01:23 GMT
To recap then, we think he's got a nice smile, he's better than Keith Scott and clyde's wife wants to give him a good seeing to.
Can ange pass this on at the next press conference?
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Post by somersetstokie on Jan 15, 2021 11:05:17 GMT
Sam on the pitch is a lurking threatening menace. A sleeping hulk most of the time. But knowing a fair bit about South Wales and the Valleys he makes me think of those huge dormant Coal slag heaps which so dominated the landscape when Wales had a mining industry. The tips generally just stand there, but if they get on the move they can't half make an impact!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2021 11:06:15 GMT
a positive? service to him hasn't been great! clearly low on confidence
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Post by StokieSideAss on Jan 15, 2021 11:10:42 GMT
If he can get a goal, it will help his confidence no end.
I think we can all agree he was never the right signing and if anything hes been worse than most of us could have imagined....but hes all weve got at the minute and he just needs to get abit of confidence in his play
(Although, Id be playing Powell as central striker with Matondo and Brown either side tomorrow)
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Post by bgreen13 on Jan 15, 2021 11:25:25 GMT
Go Sam Go!
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Post by Kpsje on Jan 15, 2021 11:27:01 GMT
i like him. he reminds me of gabriel batistuta.
now start sticking the ball in the onion bag, sam.
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