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Post by Staffsoatcake on Jan 9, 2021 19:29:45 GMT
In my eyes you are no longer the worst striker ever to play for Stoke City.
Your mantle as been taken by that Wardrobe Vokes.
Sorry for belittling Wardrobes.
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Post by Uncle cheese on Jan 9, 2021 19:39:30 GMT
In my eyes you are no longer the worst striker ever to play for Stoke City. Your mantle as been taken by that Wardrobe Vokes. Sorry for belittling Wardrobes. What I’d do for a swap deal this window for Vokes with a similar outcome to that of Keith Scott’s |
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Post by silsdenstokie on Jan 9, 2021 19:58:30 GMT
Ha ha, the ultimate benchmark for shit strikers
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Post by silsdenstokie on Jan 9, 2021 20:00:34 GMT
In my eyes you are no longer the worst striker ever to play for Stoke City. Your mantle as been taken by that Wardrobe Vokes. Sorry for belittling Wardrobes. What I’d do for a swap deal this window for Vokes with a similar outcome to that of Keith Scott’s Remember at the time not being too bothered about how good Sheron was, just being so happy to have offloaded Scott. The rest was legendary. Dont think we’ll be so lucky this time 🙁 |
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Post by sheikhmomo on Jan 9, 2021 20:27:24 GMT
In my eyes you are no longer the worst striker ever to play for Stoke City. Your mantle as been taken by that Wardrobe Vokes. Sorry for belittling Wardrobes. Billy Whitehurst and Dave Bamber are saying 'hold my drink'! No contest though. Vokes is actually the worst striker we've had at Championship or above level. Pound for pound he will never be surpassed as the the biggest crock of shit striker we've had at this level. Never. |
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Post by lordherefordsknob on Jan 9, 2021 20:30:03 GMT
I’d swap him for Kyle lightbourne anyday.
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Post by monkeycat on Jan 9, 2021 20:35:03 GMT
He’s worse than John Carew
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Post by gingerninja on Jan 9, 2021 20:35:50 GMT
Any news monkeycat?..
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Post by barnscfc1 on Jan 9, 2021 20:36:57 GMT
I’d swap him for Kyle lightbourne anyday. I would swap him for Lightbulb now - how is he? |
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Post by shrewspotter on Jan 9, 2021 20:42:07 GMT
Makes O’Neil Donaldson look like Sergio Aguero
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Post by lordb on Jan 9, 2021 20:55:38 GMT
Bamber is the worst
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Post by mickstupp on Jan 9, 2021 20:58:05 GMT
It’s close but at least big Dave was there to miss chances. Scott was just anonymous. He was also a complete and utter knob head behind the scenes. |
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Post by marwood on Jan 9, 2021 21:01:00 GMT
Thanks Noel
I’ve got - Sam Vokes
I’d like to swap him for - Kerplunk (all marbles missing and sticks broken )
Ready and willing to trade
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Post by questionable on Jan 9, 2021 21:02:44 GMT
He’s an absolute fraud, whoever sanctioned this caliber of player is the reason why we are where we are now.
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Post by robstokie on Jan 9, 2021 21:21:42 GMT
Makes O’Neil Donaldson look like Sergio Aguero And Bruce Dyer like Romelu Lukaku, Chris Greenacre like Mo Salah, and Vincent Pericard like Harry Kane |
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Post by borat on Jan 9, 2021 21:23:49 GMT
He’s worse than John Carew Are u serious? He was class for villa, and did okay for us. |
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Post by heworksardtho on Jan 9, 2021 21:24:10 GMT
Saw him miss a header against luton a sitter , I could never handle my rubic cube again
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Post by Ron on Jan 9, 2021 21:27:25 GMT
Neither vokes or Scott are the worst. O’Neill Donaldson ,Allan Smart and Bruce Dyer we’re far far worse.
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Post by silsdenstokie on Jan 9, 2021 21:30:18 GMT
He’s worse than John Carew Are u serious? He was class for villa, and did okay for us. Yeah, i always rated Carew |
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Post by lordb on Jan 9, 2021 22:07:23 GMT
It’s close but at least big Dave was there to miss chances. Scott was just anonymous. He was also a complete and utter knob head begind the scenes. Scott second worst Vokes is on the list now |
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Post by wherty on Jan 9, 2021 22:16:26 GMT
Talking of ex strikers. Did anyone see Gifton Noel Williams commentating on sky sports news tonight?
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Post by J-Roar on Jan 9, 2021 23:28:48 GMT
Thanks Noel I’ve got - Sam Vokes I’d like to swap him for - Kerplunk (all marbles missing and sticks broken ) Ready and willing to trade 01 811 8055 |
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Post by wokka59 on Jan 10, 2021 18:09:50 GMT
Neither vokes or Scott are the worst. O’Neill Donaldson ,Allan Smart and Bruce Dyer we’re far far worse. Bollocks youre just pulling names out of your hat, and they cost fcuk all |
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Post by zerps on Jan 10, 2021 18:14:17 GMT
All players are shit when their legs have gone and they’re ready to retire.
Unfortunately we spunked massive money on him at this stage of his career.
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Post by Trouserdog on Jan 10, 2021 19:31:21 GMT
Keith Scott
Vincent pericard
Sam Vokes
Dave Bamber
It's not just that they are all spectacularly dreadful strikers, but all of them have played a significant number of games for us. They've been consistently awful for a significant amount of time.
We may well have had worse strikers (although it's debatable) who've played 1 or 2 matches, but how many people are going to wake up in a cold sweat still remembering David Xausa, O'Neill Donaldson, Bruce Dyer etc etc?
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Post by bridgnorthstokie on Jan 10, 2021 19:38:03 GMT
In my eyes Dave Bamber is remembered fondly for scoring in the boxing day 3-1 win at home to Man City...setting off the stoke chant telling the citeh fans where they could place their bananas.
Also got an average of a goal every 5 games for us...seen worse.
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Post by Linx on Jan 10, 2021 19:45:18 GMT
What I’d do for a swap deal this window for Vokes with a similar outcome to that of Keith Scott’s Remember at the time not being too bothered about how good Sheron was, just being so happy to have offloaded Scott. The rest was legendary. Dont think we’ll be so lucky this time 🙁 Have we ever had a Norwich view of that deal? |
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Post by Linx on Jan 10, 2021 19:46:21 GMT
Marco Gabbiadini, anyone?
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Post by lagwafis on Jan 10, 2021 20:00:56 GMT
If it's getting something back for the money we paid then Afobe and Vokes are miles ahead. The fees are eye-watering for a Championship club.
We paid significant amounts by our standards for Scott (£300k), Lightbourne (£500k) and Carruthers (£300k) but none of those fees were out of the ordinary for a First Division club at the time.
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Post by 1982stokie on Jan 10, 2021 21:03:18 GMT
I’d swap him for Kyle lightbourne anyday. I remember Lightbourne scoring an injury time winner against Millwall sparking a proper good mental, I can barely remember seeing Vokes move |
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