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Post by danceswithclams on Jul 22, 2020 13:56:14 GMT
Interesting you registered in 2020 Stokeharry according to the poster record last posted a long time before you "registered" is that a discarded rotting teabag, a pair of deanossisterspissypants or a rat I smell it is a longdistance from Thailand I will give you that but not so far from Hanchurch is that you ************ ????????? if so time to do your duty and look after your Mum like a decent son would I mean if we're going to base the entire identification process on stylistics, this post definitely has a certain je ne sais quoi I'll be honest - I never read any of Mumphf/Merph/Methphs (or whatever they're called) posts due to the headache-inducing use of a million fucking smileys / batshit mental formatting. Who was that other berk that used to post on here ages ago who used to just spew a load of unreadable text characters and emojis on to the page - GodfatherLeek or something. All his posts looked like when you used to get a Telextext page that'd gone a bit wrong and failed to load properly.
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 22, 2020 14:09:26 GMT
stay safe sweetie I see Vokes has ripped you asunder, It's so easy 😂😂 get back to work are you enjoying payback
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Post by vokeswagen on Jul 22, 2020 14:12:16 GMT
I mean if we're going to base the entire identification process on stylistics, this post definitely has a certain je ne sais quoi I'll be honest - I never read any of Mumphf/Merph/Methphs (or whatever they're called) posts due to the headache-inducing use of a million fucking smileys / batshit mental formatting. Who was that other berk that used to post on here ages ago who used to just spew a load of unreadable text characters and emojis on to the page - GodfatherLeek or something. All his posts looked like when you used to get a Telextext page that'd gone a bit wrong and failed to load properly. mumf's posts were mostly a joy for the sheer lateral thinking involved, and the weirdness of some of the content You missed out I'm afraid to say. Also it would be frankly wrong to assemble any sort of Lonely Planet Guide to Mad Oatcake Formatting without a very big up to ukyestoney/toneydreamtheater - the original and best. Baffling, multi layered and wonderful. The Trout Mask Replica of Oatcake posters
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 22, 2020 14:23:40 GMT
And again from Pattaya One:
Simon Cliff, aged 55, has finally been sentenced for offence he committed in 2017
An alcoholic who admitted drinking half a bottle of vodka before driving fled to Thailand rather than ‘face the music’ in court.
Simon Cliff failed to provide a specimen of breath twice in a month after being pulled over back in 2017.
And following the second arrest he made homophobic comments to a police officer at the Northern Area Custody Facility in Etruria.
But rather than learn his fate in court, the defendant left the country and has only recently returned to the UK to spend time with his mum who has dementia.
What a man
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Post by elystokie on Jul 22, 2020 15:01:22 GMT
I mean if we're going to base the entire identification process on stylistics, this post definitely has a certain je ne sais quoi I'll be honest - I never read any of Mumphf/Merph/Methphs (or whatever they're called) posts due to the headache-inducing use of a million fucking smileys / batshit mental formatting. Who was that other berk that used to post on here ages ago who used to just spew a load of unreadable text characters and emojis on to the page - GodfatherLeek or something. All his posts looked like when you used to get a Telextext page that'd gone a bit wrong and failed to load properly. Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly.
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Post by danceswithclams on Jul 22, 2020 15:10:04 GMT
I'll be honest - I never read any of Mumphf/Merph/Methphs (or whatever they're called) posts due to the headache-inducing use of a million fucking smileys / batshit mental formatting. Who was that other berk that used to post on here ages ago who used to just spew a load of unreadable text characters and emojis on to the page - GodfatherLeek or something. All his posts looked like when you used to get a Telextext page that'd gone a bit wrong and failed to load properly. Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. I've posted on here whilst under the influence of various class A's back in my wilder days but I don't think I ever just hammered the rofl emoji key for 15 minutes solid And speaking of posting whilst under the influence - didn't one of the old GDB's Young Turks post a picture of their dick once? I want to say it was Boother but my memory of those heady days is hazy at best 🍆
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Post by elystokie on Jul 22, 2020 15:19:27 GMT
Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. I've posted on here whilst under the influence of various class A's back in my wilder days but I don't think I ever just hammered the rofl emoji key for 15 minutes solid And speaking of posting whilst under the influence - didn't one of the old GDB's Young Turks post a picture of their dick once? I want to say it was Boother but my memory of those heady days is hazy at best 🍆 I suppose we all react differently to these things Don't recall any pics of that sort but that's obviously in no way conclusive I think posting under the influence is quite common, mainly alcohol, the jumping up and down on the picnic tables always seems to really get going of an evening when the big rows kick off, you can see why it causes so much bother out in public.
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Post by Northy on Jul 22, 2020 15:24:31 GMT
I'll be honest - I never read any of Mumphf/Merph/Methphs (or whatever they're called) posts due to the headache-inducing use of a million fucking smileys / batshit mental formatting. Who was that other berk that used to post on here ages ago who used to just spew a load of unreadable text characters and emojis on to the page - GodfatherLeek or something. All his posts looked like when you used to get a Telextext page that'd gone a bit wrong and failed to load properly. Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. Passed away a few year ago didn't he? his girlfriend posted for a while, Jerseybean? flicking the bean ?
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jul 22, 2020 15:51:09 GMT
Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. Passed away a few year ago didn't he? his girlfriend posted for a while, Jerseybean? flicking the bean ? Sadly, he did. He was a weird contrast between incredibly generous one minute and offering to axe people's kneecaps the next, but that could well have been the painkillers... While we're reminiscing, I always wondered what happened to Stokie25, Shell was it?
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Post by thevoid on Jul 22, 2020 15:55:48 GMT
Where's 'The Bathinator' these days, anyway? I'm missing his little conniption fits 😂
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Post by Gods on Jul 22, 2020 16:50:55 GMT
Where's 'The Bathinator' these days, anyway? I'm missing his little conniption fits 😂 You're right, where has Bath gone !?
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Post by marylandstoke on Jul 22, 2020 17:02:38 GMT
Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. I've posted on here whilst under the influence of various class A's back in my wilder days but I don't think I ever just hammered the rofl emoji key for 15 minutes solid And speaking of posting whilst under the influence - didn't one of the old GDB's Young Turks post a picture of their dick once? I want to say it was Boother but my memory of those heady days is hazy at best 🍆 Blimey. Some of us missed the ‘good’ old days.
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Post by claytonscrubs on Jul 22, 2020 17:22:48 GMT
Where's 'The Bathinator' these days, anyway? I'm missing his little conniption fits 😂 He was last spotted in Venezuela, eating rotten carcasses 😄
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2020 17:34:05 GMT
Where's 'The Bathinator' these days, anyway? I'm missing his little conniption fits 😂 Mate, you're one for jumping on people (me ) for using tried and tested tropes. When are you going to stop accusing perfectly calm people of frothing with rage?
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Post by salopstick on Jul 22, 2020 17:58:23 GMT
I'll be honest - I never read any of Mumphf/Merph/Methphs (or whatever they're called) posts due to the headache-inducing use of a million fucking smileys / batshit mental formatting. Who was that other berk that used to post on here ages ago who used to just spew a load of unreadable text characters and emojis on to the page - GodfatherLeek or something. All his posts looked like when you used to get a Telextext page that'd gone a bit wrong and failed to load properly. Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. Sadly passed away a few years back. Good lad He was
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Post by thevoid on Jul 22, 2020 21:57:23 GMT
Where's 'The Bathinator' these days, anyway? I'm missing his little conniption fits 😂 Mate, you're one for jumping on people (me ) for using tried and tested tropes. When are you going to stop accusing perfectly calm people of frothing with rage? I jump on you for using tropes that get swapped around between your various accounts faster than a wrap of beak does the rounds in the Sugarmill bogs 😂
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2020 22:36:17 GMT
Mate, you're one for jumping on people (me ) for using tried and tested tropes. When are you going to stop accusing perfectly calm people of frothing with rage? I jump on you for using tropes that get swapped around between your various accounts faster than a wrap of beak does the rounds in the Sugarmill bogs 😂 You didn't respond to the point I made pal And I don't have any other accounts.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 22, 2020 23:24:08 GMT
His Mum she forgot to put it back This is quite nasty, isn't it. Whatever you think of the guy, you're having a bash at his ill mother. All the racism aside, how is this prick not banned? mermaidsalNo reason at all. He is now (again) x
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 22, 2020 23:26:12 GMT
Think that was BondyGodfather, he was on some pretty strong (prescribed) painkilling medication if I remember right and he could get carried away with the smilies and stuff. The man had an absolute heart of gold tho, sent me various Stoke related stuff even tho we never met, always really helpful and friendly. Sadly passed away a few years back. Good lad He was Lovely man, do anything for anyone, I was proud to call Bondy a friend. He'd usually message and apologise when he'd really gone off on one. He had so much to deal with in his life. RIP xxx
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Post by partickpotter on Jul 23, 2020 9:58:04 GMT
Where's 'The Bathinator' these days, anyway? I'm missing his little conniption fits 😂 You're right, where has Bath gone !? Maybe someone has pulled the plug.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 23, 2020 10:47:04 GMT
I jump on you for using tropes that get swapped around between your various accounts faster than a wrap of beak does the rounds in the Sugarmill bogs 😂 You didn't respond to the point I made pal And I don't have any other accounts. Yes, you're more active than you used to be. Presumably this account has now replaced heyzeus. Pal 😎 When does your community service start, mate?
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Post by vokeswagen on Jul 23, 2020 11:46:48 GMT
This is quite nasty, isn't it. Whatever you think of the guy, you're having a bash at his ill mother. All the racism aside, how is this prick not banned? mermaidsalNo reason at all. He is now (again) x Out of interest sal, how long for? Will he ever be eligible for the same treatment meated out to the person who is the subject of this thread?
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Post by thevoid on Jul 23, 2020 16:29:21 GMT
No reason at all. He is now (again) x Out of interest sal, how long for? Will he ever be eligible for the same treatment meated out to the person who is the subject of this thread? I've made my feelings on crappy well known on here (more than once). I'm not sure he's interesting (or adaptable) enough to warrant his own thread though 😎 On a slightly related note, there seems to be a lot of ire (by people claiming not to be triggered) on here regarding a thread that isn't about them 😁 I could understand if we're talking about a misunderstood pillar of the community, but in reality the subject of the thread is a misanthrope with homophobic leanings who potentially placed innocent lives at risk by driving while pissed. Disclaimer: the previous paragraph shouldn't offend anyone here, as they're not the subject of it (allegedly) 😉
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Post by vokeswagen on Jul 23, 2020 17:04:54 GMT
Out of interest sal, how long for? Will he ever be eligible for the same treatment meated out to the person who is the subject of this thread? I've made my feelings on crappy well known on here (more than once). I'm not sure he's intetesting (or adaptable) enough to warrant his own thread though 😎 On a slightly related note, there seems to be a lot of ire (by people claiming not to be triggered) on here regarding a thread that isn't about them 😁 I could understand if we're talking about a misunderstood pillar of the community, but in reality the subject of the thread is a misanthrope with homophobic leanings who potentially placed innocent lives at risk by driving while pissed. Disclaimer: the previous paragraph shouldn't offend anyone here, as they're not the subject of it (allegedly) 😉 All of this would be fine if only the thread had originally been about morality in any way. But in fact for the first few pages it seemed to me to just be a big "let's have a laugh at **************" fest. It was only after several posters pointed out what a scummy, cowardly thing it was for carps to take a pop at an ill man's ill mum that people like him and felonious remembered they needed to up the faux outrage a bit more. The little schoolyard bully boy deflection machine in overdrive In terms of carps, I'm just interested to know when his nine lives are due to run out and he cops the same rap ************** did. Just for consistency like. He's a stain on the board
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Post by felonious on Jul 23, 2020 21:10:33 GMT
I've made my feelings on crappy well known on here (more than once). I'm not sure he's intetesting (or adaptable) enough to warrant his own thread though 😎 On a slightly related note, there seems to be a lot of ire (by people claiming not to be triggered) on here regarding a thread that isn't about them 😁 I could understand if we're talking about a misunderstood pillar of the community, but in reality the subject of the thread is a misanthrope with homophobic leanings who potentially placed innocent lives at risk by driving while pissed. Disclaimer: the previous paragraph shouldn't offend anyone here, as they're not the subject of it (allegedly) 😉 All of this would be fine if only the thread had originally been about morality in any way. But in fact for the first few pages it seemed to me to just be a big "let's have a laugh at **************" fest. It was only after several posters pointed out what a scummy, cowardly thing it was for carps to take a pop at an ill man's ill mum that people like him and felonious remembered they needed to up the faux outrage a bit more. The little schoolyard bully boy deflection machine in overdrive In terms of carps, I'm just interested to know when his nine lives are due to run out and he cops the same rap ************** did. Just for consistency like. He's a stain on the board There's no faux outrage behind pissheads getting behind the wheel here I think I've always been consistent. Does anyone on this thread know ************** or know anyone that knows him? Why did he get his ban on here.... I wasn't around at the time. Seems to have done something really big to piss Voidy off.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 23, 2020 22:00:40 GMT
All of this would be fine if only the thread had originally been about morality in any way. But in fact for the first few pages it seemed to me to just be a big "let's have a laugh at **************" fest. It was only after several posters pointed out what a scummy, cowardly thing it was for carps to take a pop at an ill man's ill mum that people like him and felonious remembered they needed to up the faux outrage a bit more. The little schoolyard bully boy deflection machine in overdrive In terms of carps, I'm just interested to know when his nine lives are due to run out and he cops the same rap ************** did. Just for consistency like. He's a stain on the board There's no faux outrage behind pissheads getting behind the wheel here I think I've always been consistent. Does anyone on this thread know ************** or know anyone that knows him? Why did he get his ban on here.... I wasn't around at the time. Seems to have done something really big to piss Voidy off. I just don't like bullies mate.
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Post by Gods on Jul 23, 2020 22:20:25 GMT
This is quite nasty, isn't it. Whatever you think of the guy, you're having a bash at his ill mother. All the racism aside, how is this prick not banned? mermaidsalNo reason at all. He is now (again) x Easy with the bans Sal, at least crappy is who he says he is, unsavoury though some of his views may be. I sure as shit don't want to be the last one standing on here left with nothing more than a diet of deansdiscopants, volkswagen or any other of the other bullying aliases cl iffy has back in play.
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Post by foster on Jul 24, 2020 20:04:11 GMT
No reason at all. He is now (again) x Easy with the bans Sal, at least crappy is who he says he is, unsavoury though some of his views may be. I sure as shit don't want to be the last one standing on here left with nothing more than a diet of deansdiscopants, volkswagen or any other of the other bullying aliases cl iffy has back in play. This entire thread is unsavoury and is just needless self righteous criticism of someone nobody really knows much about.
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Post by mattyd on Jul 24, 2020 20:26:38 GMT
All of this would be fine if only the thread had originally been about morality in any way. But in fact for the first few pages it seemed to me to just be a big "let's have a laugh at **************" fest. It was only after several posters pointed out what a scummy, cowardly thing it was for carps to take a pop at an ill man's ill mum that people like him and felonious remembered they needed to up the faux outrage a bit more. The little schoolyard bully boy deflection machine in overdrive In terms of carps, I'm just interested to know when his nine lives are due to run out and he cops the same rap ************** did. Just for consistency like. He's a stain on the board There's no faux outrage behind pissheads getting behind the wheel here I think I've always been consistent. Does anyone on this thread know ************** or know anyone that knows him? Why did he get his ban on here.... I wasn't around at the time. Seems to have done something really big to piss Voidy off. I know him well And we had a bloody awesome night out in Hua Hin a few years ago with his missus and my missus. He's a decent bloke, gets his knickers in a twist a bit too quick, especially if you disagree with him, but deep down a good guy. Yup...Drinking and driving is shit, but lots have done it, myself included, and I fucking hate myself for doing it, wouldnt dream of it now, but I am in a fairly large group who simply cant get all judgemental. So Si...If you are reading this, and you are in the UK e mail me and we can catch up...As long as you keep your fists in yr pocket...LOL
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 24, 2020 20:35:56 GMT
I see Vokes has ripped you asunder, It's so easy 😂😂 get back to work are you enjoying payback Yes need to keep working to contribute to your three pensions and the, keep your mouth shut, payment you got from the public service.
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