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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 20:03:31 GMT
Well now the Simpsons have been brought up Classic episode! So many clones
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Post by marwood on Jul 21, 2020 20:17:26 GMT
I remember, me and my mate Dogshit Pete were on the Police SPACE Scheme in Hanley in the 80s watching Police Academy 2 or similar, in the ABC Cimena. A rumour went round that the one and only SPANKO was in the audience, an older boy from the other end of the city who was rumoured to be a expert at snogging with Police Women despite only being 17. Well, a police woman went past as it was getting quite rowdy and the lad next to us said something to her, we didn't quite make it out as it was said half whispered but we think we caught the word 'suspenders'. Anyway the Policewoman sort of swiped him on the head and said "oh you" and walked off going red and smiling. Of course we were massively impressed, and turned to him an said, 'nice work mate, youre obviously a fan of SPANKO' He turned his head towards us very slowly and said in all earnest -"Lads. I AM Spanko". Well we were of course flabbergasted and in awe of the Spanko legend. We sat there beaming for the rest of the film We told all our mates that we had met Spanko over the next two weeks and basked in his reflective glory, tried his techniques at the Youth Club etc etc. Until of course, a very similar thing happened the week after in the Odeon Hanley as we were watching "Boys in Blue " featuring Cannon and Ball. "Lads. I AM SPANKO" said by a totally different (yet equally flirtatious and deapan) slightly older boy to a ST Johns Ambulance woman who was attending some of the screaming teenage girls who had screamed so much at Cannon and Ball that they had passed out. I think a version of the Spanko legend is happening here. Throw in a few italics, sprinkle a couple of 'fellas' here and there judiciously, and any fucking poster can be the man himself, and instantly write himself into c*********y lore Did you ever re-enact the Spartacus scene, but with Police Officers coming in looking for Spanko?
"I'm Spanko. No I'm Spanko. But I'm Spanko." I don't think we thought we were that cool as to pretend to be The Spanko. Either that or we were too busy looking out for the brief sections in Boys in Blue that featured Suzanne Danielle. if everyone on here who had ever posted in that style or been accused of being "The Man Himself", it would be like that Sex Pistols gig in 1976 where the amount of people there who said they were there would have filled all the holes in the Albert Hall
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Post by metalhead on Jul 21, 2020 20:30:50 GMT
It not me
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Post by thevoid on Jul 21, 2020 20:39:42 GMT
I do like this myth that there's a cabal of alt-right fanatics running The Oatcake 😂
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 20:46:12 GMT
I don't think we thought we were that cool as to pretend to be The Spanko. Either that or we were too busy looking out for the brief sections in Boys in Blue that featured Suzanne Danielle. if everyone on here who had ever posted in that style or been accused of being "The Man Himself", it would be like that Sex Pistols gig in 1976 where the amount of people there who said they were there would have filled all the holes in the Albert Hall Really why would anyone aspire to be a pisshead homophobe who ran away and left his poor ill and frail mum to fend for herself ? hopefully he will be so ashamed and embarrassed about his behaviour he will not spam the board again with his vile slurred ramblings. He obviously needs help but care in the community isn't up to the job I fear, he's stepped off the Cliff edge
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 21, 2020 21:12:21 GMT
Who is it that you are all obsessed with,?? Is that you, Stoke Harry,???
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 21:28:50 GMT
Is that you, Stoke Harry,??? Interesting you registered in 2020 Stokeharry according to the poster record last posted a long time before you "registered" is that a discarded rotting teabag, a pair of deanossisterspissypants or a rat I smell it is a longdistance from Thailand I will give you that but not so far from Hanchurch is that you ************ ????????? if so time to do your duty and look after your Mum like a decent son would
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 21, 2020 21:32:34 GMT
Is that you, Stoke Harry,??? Interesting you registered in 2020 Stokeharry according to the poster record last posted a long time before you "registered" is that a discarded rotting teabag, a pair of deanossisterspissypants or a rat I smell  it is a longdistance from Thailand I will give you that but not so far from Hanchurch is that you ************ ????????? if so time to do your duty and look after your Mum like a decent son would Is that you Mumf, doing your Miss Marple inpression. And you where always so quiet at Hem Heath
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 21:35:55 GMT
Interesting you registered in 2020 Stokeharry according to the poster record last posted a long time before you "registered" is that a discarded rotting teabag, a pair of deanossisterspissypants or a rat I smell it is a longdistance from Thailand I will give you that but not so far from Hanchurch is that you ************ ????????? if so time to do your duty and look after your Mum like a decent son would Is that you Mumf, doing your Miss Marple inpression. And you where always so quiet at Hem Heath your mask is slipping again like your under crackers, "impression" triggered again sweetie
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 21, 2020 21:40:54 GMT
Wrong as usual, l am not any of those.
How did you always get the easy jobs at the pit,,,,
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 21, 2020 21:45:34 GMT
Is that you Mumf, doing your Miss Marple inpression. And you where always so quiet at Hem Heath  your mask is slipping again like your under crackers, "impression" triggered again sweetie   Wrong as usual, I am not C________, the person who used to rip you apart so easily whilst taking the piss.
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 21:48:48 GMT
Wrong as usual, l am not any of those. How did you always get the easy jobs at the pit,,,, Any of those what never worked at the pit did you ?, no matter though you carry on digging kiddie
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Post by Paul Spencer on Jul 21, 2020 21:49:30 GMT
Is that all of his posters in one place Nah, that's the burn all Tories mob off the Coronavirus thread As others have said Paul Spencer does seem to have developed the italic/bold/underlined habits of the alleged perpetrator. Interesting. Developed? I was using italics on here, when 'He Who Cannot Be Named', was, in terms of Oatcake years, still in nappies, I'll have you know!
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 21, 2020 21:52:00 GMT
Wrong as usual, l am not any of those. How did you always get the easy jobs at the pit,,,, Any of those what never worked at the pit did you ?, no matter though you carry on digging kiddie  Yes a few pits but I worked,
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 21:55:34 GMT
your mask is slipping again like your under crackers, "impression" triggered again sweetie Wrong as usual, I am not C________, the person who used to rip you apart so easily whilst taking the piss. "The lady doth protest too much methinks" this is easy like shooting fish in a barrel your pond is getting smaller by the day.
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 21, 2020 22:12:14 GMT
Wrong as usual, I am not C________, the person who used to rip you apart so easily whilst taking the piss. "The lady doth protest too much methinks"   this is easy like shooting fish in a barrel your pond is getting smaller by the day. You where never a match for C_____, he used to rip you apart so easily, it must have been embarrassing for you 😂😂😂
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 21, 2020 23:07:32 GMT
"The lady doth protest too much methinks" this is easy like shooting fish in a barrel your pond is getting smaller by the day. You where never a match for C_____, he used to rip you apart so easily, it must have been embarrassing for you 😂😂😂 stay safe sweetie
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Post by GeneralFaye on Jul 22, 2020 4:44:13 GMT
The time and effort to create and then juggle multiple accounts is totally moronic and baffling to me.
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jul 22, 2020 5:50:49 GMT
Bloody hell, is Crappy mumf?!
I wondered where he'd gone...
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 22, 2020 6:09:38 GMT
Bloody hell, is Crappy mumf?! I wondered where he'd gone...
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jul 22, 2020 8:01:56 GMT
I don't think we thought we were that cool as to pretend to be The Spanko. Either that or we were too busy looking out for the brief sections in Boys in Blue that featured Suzanne Danielle. if everyone on here who had ever posted in that style or been accused of being "The Man Himself", it would be like that Sex Pistols gig in 1976 where the amount of people there who said they were there would have filled all the holes in the Albert Hall I think it's pretty much a toss up between the number of people who have been "at the Sex Pistols gig" or accused of it, and those who appear to allow it to dominate their EEB 'lives'
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Post by danceswithclams on Jul 22, 2020 11:00:38 GMT
I don't understand any of this.
Would like to hear more about SPANKO however.
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Post by marwood on Jul 22, 2020 12:46:22 GMT
I don't understand any of this. Would like to hear more about SPANKO however. SPANKO, and the police SPACE scheme of Hanley in the 1980s deserves its own thread, i'll see what I can do
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Post by marwood on Jul 22, 2020 12:50:25 GMT
I don't think we thought we were that cool as to pretend to be The Spanko. Either that or we were too busy looking out for the brief sections in Boys in Blue that featured Suzanne Danielle. if everyone on here who had ever posted in that style or been accused of being "The Man Himself", it would be like that Sex Pistols gig in 1976 where the amount of people there who said they were there would have filled all the holes in the Albert Hall Really why would anyone aspire to be a pisshead homophobe who ran away and left his poor ill and frail mum to fend for herself ? hopefully he will be so ashamed and embarrassed about his behaviour he will not spam the board again with his vile slurred ramblings. He obviously needs help but care in the community isn't up to the job I fear, he's stepped off the Cliff edge
I hear you, and I certainly think there are those on here who pretend to be The Man Himself but not in any way aspire to be him, approve, or emulate his personality. Quite the opposite, I think some people do it "Just for Jollies" If it was a lockdown phenomenon, sure, but jeez this must have been going on for years. Im in middle management and i often forget what i should know and what i shoudnt, which is confusing enough. Having ten people in my head and remembering which ones hate the others and why would take a Gantt Chart and a bottle of Whisky a day
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Post by danceswithclams on Jul 22, 2020 12:59:21 GMT
I don't understand any of this. Would like to hear more about SPANKO however. SPANKO, and the police SPACE scheme of Hanley in the 1980s deserves its own thread, i'll see what I can do I remember the SPACE scheme well, although my time participating would have been the early 90s. There's was no fingerbanging of hot lady cops though. I went ice skating.
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Post by marwood on Jul 22, 2020 13:00:55 GMT
SPANKO, and the police SPACE scheme of Hanley in the 1980s deserves its own thread, i'll see what I can do I remember the SPACE scheme well, although my time participating would have been the early 90s. There's was no fingerbanging of hot lady cops though. I went ice skating. Ive just started a finger-banging less thread on SPACE scheme. Skating mammaries (i mean memories) welcome
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Post by longdistancekiddie on Jul 22, 2020 13:13:53 GMT
You where never a match for C_____, he used to rip you apart so easily, it must have been embarrassing for you 😂😂😂 stay safe sweetie I see Vokes has ripped you asunder, It's so easy 😂😂
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Post by vokeswagen on Jul 22, 2020 13:42:53 GMT
Is that you, Stoke Harry,??? Interesting you registered in 2020 Stokeharry according to the poster record last posted a long time before you "registered" is that a discarded rotting teabag, a pair of deanossisterspissypants or a rat I smell  it is a longdistance from Thailand I will give you that but not so far from Hanchurch is that you ************ ????????? if so time to do your duty and look after your Mum like a decent son would I mean if we're going to base the entire identification process on stylistics, this post definitely has a certain je ne sais quoi
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Post by vokeswagen on Jul 22, 2020 13:48:40 GMT
stay safe sweetie I see Vokes has ripped you asunder, It's so easy 😂😂 Same to you ldk but let's take no credit for it because the opponent is so incredibly weak The serious point remains though that carps insulted the guy's elderly frail mum a couple of pages back. And has pulled all manner of wild deflection tactics subsequently to make out like he never did it, he actually gives a fuck about the poor woman, and isn't a thoroughly unpleasant little sack of shit. Totally unsuccessful tactics of course
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Post by vokeswagen on Jul 22, 2020 13:52:52 GMT
Interesting you registered in 2020 Stokeharry according to the poster record last posted a long time before you "registered" is that a discarded rotting teabag, a pair of deanossisterspissypants or a rat I smell  it is a longdistance from Thailand I will give you that but not so far from Hanchurch is that you ************ ????????? if so time to do your duty and look after your Mum like a decent son would Is that you Mumf, doing your Miss Marple inpression. And you where always so quiet at Hem Heath This idiot doesn't have mumf's imagination or his sheer oddness mate. And, let's face it, you don't get the unadulterated amusement reading his gibberish as you do reading mumf's
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