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Post by murphthesurf on Jul 17, 2020 13:53:00 GMT
Likewise, not in on the clique on this one, who is it? And it's a from me.......
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Post by murphthesurf on Jul 17, 2020 15:26:45 GMT
Just after it happened there was a similar post on here describing the police station 'incident' - when, I believe, kecks were dropped - obviously an everyday standard greeting for this guy when plastered and faced with an over-the-counter custody sergeant. It might possibly (or might not!) have been contained in a thread entitled 'What happened to Skankmonkey?' and was a mega-enjoyable read.As is this new one - thanks, Voidy! Tum-te-tum, tum-te-tum, tum-te-tum, tra-la-la...... It was called 'What Ever Happened To (pt 2)' It mentioned 'indecent behaviour at a police station and failing to provide a specimen of breath for analysis.'..... .....and it's just had a bit of a nudge. Bon appétit.
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Post by Rednwhitenblue on Jul 17, 2020 15:57:48 GMT
used to post on here under his own name then something happened -either earned a suspension or went rogue I don't know There is a theory (supported by many, proved by none) that he often pops up under various alter egos and nom de guerres. The occasional poster has even posited that he will sometimes reply to the same thread under multiple IDs Of course this is all hearsay and strictly not allowed. Spotting his alleged guises became a popular pastime on the board, although could get fractious. Ive been accused of being a sock puppet of this poster more than once. Im not. But then again, id say that if I was (et etc you get the gist) Seemed to be the go to retort for some who had no other answer at one point, everyone was him apparently Got you! Yep, had that myself too...
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Post by marylandstoke on Jul 17, 2020 17:37:48 GMT
Just after it happened there was a similar post on here describing the police station 'incident' - when, I believe, kecks were dropped - obviously an everyday standard greeting for this guy when plastered and faced with an over-the-counter custody sergeant. It might possibly (or might not!) have been contained in a thread entitled 'What happened to Skankmonkey?' and was a mega-enjoyable read. As is this new one - thanks, Voidy! I nearly spat G&T down the garden when I read that. oh you beautiful woman 👩
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Post by hoffgreen on Jul 17, 2020 17:59:23 GMT
Likewise, not in on the clique on this one, who is it? used to post on here under his own name then something happened -either earned a suspension or went rogue I don't know There is a theory (supported by many, proved by none) that he often pops up under various alter egos and nom de guerres. The occasional poster has even posited that he will sometimes reply to the same thread under multiple IDs Of course this is all hearsay and strictly not allowed. Spotting his alleged guises became a popular pastime on the board, although could get fractious. Ive been accused of being a sock puppet of this poster more than once. Im not. But then again, id say that if I was (et etc you get the gist) Congratulations Marwood on using "Nom de Guerre" .... That wins the internet for me today. An apt piece of language and rarely used. Well played Sir 👏👏
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 17, 2020 18:14:43 GMT
Seemed to be the go to retort for some who had no other answer at one point, everyone was him apparently Got you! Yep, had that myself too...
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Post by felonious on Jul 17, 2020 18:15:50 GMT
Going slightly off topic I haven't seen any posts fron Heyzeus or Volkswagen recently... Sorry back to topic! It's just a coincidence I also note that the sleeper has been unusually quiet lately Don't you fucking dare wake him up
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Post by telfordstoke on Jul 17, 2020 18:16:24 GMT
I'm truly none the wiser but I have the attention span of a goldfish lol
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Post by butlerstbob on Jul 17, 2020 18:34:18 GMT
I'm truly none the wiser but I have the attention span of a goldfish lol If I were to recommend a car I would probably recommend a volkswagen.... Jesus christ(in Spanish) it's not that difficult 🤭
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Post by telfordstoke on Jul 17, 2020 18:37:46 GMT
I'm truly none the wiser but I have the attention span of a goldfish lol If I were to recommend a car I would probably recommend a volkswagen.... Jesus christ(in Spanish) it's not that difficult 🤭 ta v much , I'll have another drink and work it out from there 😂
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Post by felonious on Jul 17, 2020 18:38:59 GMT
I'm truly none the wiser but I have the attention span of a goldfish lol Use his surname and then ask yourself "Y" afterwards After his ban from here he proceeded to come back in various other guises allegedly I say because he has a very, very good lawyer He was such a naughty boy that if you type his username in here is comes out as ***********
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Post by butlerstbob on Jul 17, 2020 18:39:34 GMT
If I were to recommend a car I would probably recommend a volkswagen.... Jesus christ(in Spanish) it's not that difficult 🤭 ta v much , I'll have another drink and work it out from there 😂 When you work it out 🤫 know body knows😁
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Post by telfordstoke on Jul 17, 2020 18:42:01 GMT
ta v much , I'll have another drink and work it out from there 😂 When you work it out 🤫 know body knows😁 😄Best thread ever ! Well almost as good as the 2019 Eurovision watch party thread . Jesus i need to get out more !
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Post by felonious on Jul 17, 2020 18:43:56 GMT
When you work it out 🤫 know body knows😁 😄Best thread ever ! Well almost as good as the 2019 Eurovision watch party thread . Heyzeus i need to get out more ! Fixed
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Post by thevoid on Jul 17, 2020 18:44:03 GMT
What were his crimes on here, originally?
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Post by felonious on Jul 17, 2020 18:45:31 GMT
Just after it happened there was a similar post on here describing the police station 'incident' - when, I believe, kecks were dropped - obviously an everyday standard greeting for this guy when plastered and faced with an over-the-counter custody sergeant. It might possibly (or might not!) have been contained in a thread entitled 'What happened to Skankmonkey?' and was a mega-enjoyable read. As is this new one - thanks, Voidy! I nearly spat G&T down the garden when I read that. oh you beautiful woman 👩 She's a 55 year old man with a criminal record
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Post by telfordstoke on Jul 17, 2020 18:46:01 GMT
😄Best thread ever ! Well almost as good as the 2019 Eurovision watch party thread . Heyzeus i need to get out more ! Fixed I hit "create post" and then thought I bloody know someone will alter that ! Now that's message board chemistry 😂. Right I'm er off to Thailand in a hurry ta-ta
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Post by butlerstbob on Jul 17, 2020 18:48:12 GMT
When you work it out 🤫 know body knows😁 😄Best thread ever ! Well almost as good as the 2019 Eurovision watch party thread . Jesus i need to get out more ! Its certainly been entertaining
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Post by felonious on Jul 17, 2020 18:49:58 GMT
😄Best thread ever ! Well almost as good as the 2019 Eurovision watch party thread . Jesus i need to get out more ! Its certainly been entertainingWell he'll certainly be pissed if he's reading this.
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Post by thevoid on Jul 17, 2020 19:02:50 GMT
Its certainly been entertainingWell he'll certainly be pissed if he's reading this. Italics Incoming. In fairness, the last few weeks saw a cessation of the Void-Vokes Wars, it was like the Oatcake version of the English and German troops playing footy on Xmas Day. It's got John Lewis advert potential 😎
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Post by partickpotter on Jul 17, 2020 19:05:25 GMT
What were his crimes on here, originally? Infamy. As in infamy, infamy... they’ve all got it in for me.
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Post by felonious on Jul 17, 2020 19:06:34 GMT
Well he'll certainly be pissed if he's reading this. Italics Incoming. In fairness, the last few weeks saw a cessation of the Void-Vokes Wars, it was like the Oatcake version of the English and German troops playing footy on Xmas Day. It's got John Lewis advert potential 😎 What is it that attracts him to you.... and Admin?
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Post by chigstoke on Jul 17, 2020 19:21:55 GMT
He's got a get out clause though hasn't he.
All he has to do is transform into one of his 700 alter ego's and go about scott free from community service.
Might I suggest transforming into a rat maybe? Or maybe a car? So many to choose from!
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Post by thevoid on Jul 17, 2020 19:40:01 GMT
He's got a get out clause though hasn't he. All he has to do is transform into one of his 700 alter ego's and go about scott free from community service. Might I suggest transforming into a rat maybe? Or maybe a car? So many to choose from! Like the Polymorph? He could be a lampshade or a pair of lacy French undergarments next. The possibilities are endless.
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 17, 2020 20:39:36 GMT
He's got a get out clause though hasn't he. All he has to do is transform into one of his 700 alter ego's and go about scott free from community service. Might I suggest transforming into a rat maybe? Or maybe a car? So many to choose from! Or a tea bag, nexalite, mad man barking, wankmonkey, deanosisterspissypants, and on and on and on the poster with 18,000 posters to his name yet you mention his name or call him out and the post or thread mysteriously disappears faster than his undercrackers in Longton Police Station after this he might feel dirty enough to be in the Bath
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 17, 2020 20:40:51 GMT
Its certainly been entertainingWell he'll certainly be pissed if he's reading this. Well at least he won't be driving this time when he's pissed
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Post by The Drunken Communist on Jul 17, 2020 20:44:06 GMT
after this he might feel dirty enough to be in the Bath Speaking of Bath, where has he disappeared to?
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Post by thevoid on Jul 17, 2020 20:49:41 GMT
after this he might feel dirty enough to be in the Bath Speaking of Bath, where has he disappeared to? I don't know, but that guy makes the sleeve notes for Trout Mask Replica seem readable. Trying to decipher his posts is like doing a cryptic crossword on ketamine.
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Post by mermaidsal on Jul 17, 2020 21:07:53 GMT
Sticking my neck out here but; The guy has obviously got problems. Dancing on his grave isn’t going to help him. I don’t have a clue of his identity on here. Trust us, Raymondo, just trust us on this! Still laughing xx
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Post by crapslinger on Jul 17, 2020 21:45:56 GMT
after this he might feel dirty enough to be in the Bath Speaking of Bath, where has he disappeared to? Maybe someone has pulled the plug on him
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