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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2020 8:38:01 GMT
"Right from the start we've tried to throw a protective ring around our care homes
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Post by henry on Jun 28, 2020 8:51:51 GMT
Air Bridge Doesn't sound very safe. You wouldn't get me on a rope bridge.
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Post by Davef on Jun 28, 2020 8:53:33 GMT
"Follow the arrows/the one way system"
Yes Miss 🙄
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Post by Gods on Jun 28, 2020 9:00:14 GMT
Yes 'stay safe', what the heck does that really mean? Admittedly I've found myself nearly saying it or typing it on a few occasions but just managed to pull back from the precipice!
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Post by Rick Grimes on Jun 28, 2020 9:03:04 GMT
Yes 'stay safe', what the heck does that really mean? Admittedly I've found myself nearly saying it or typing it on a few occasions but just managed to pull back from the precipice! A meaningless phrase.
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Post by Gods on Jun 28, 2020 9:04:35 GMT
"Right from the start we've tried to throw a protective ring around our care homes I keep trying to think what the polar opposite of a 'protective ring' is called? What we in fact did is ship 30,000 extremely poorly old folks direct from hospital in to our care homes without any hint of a covid test. Staggering stuff when you think about, you could run the entire post-covid enquiry around this single topic if you wanted to. I mean what the heck was anyone thinking?!
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 28, 2020 9:27:11 GMT
“When can I hug my Nan?”
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Post by thevoid on Jun 28, 2020 9:36:53 GMT
Support bubbles.
Reminds me of those things that bounced along the beach in The Prisoner.
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Post by telfordstoke on Jun 28, 2020 9:42:38 GMT
The bullshit moments from the 92 (count em) daily pressers:
The overly effusive “thank you very much “ to every question, particularly from Bozzer himself
Followed by whoever the daily cabinet minister is trying to make a tenuous link to them and their constituency in response to a Q : “ Well of course, as MP for Chester and with a large racecourse etc etc, THAT is a question very much in my heart and In tune with me and my constituents “ etc etc ad finitum
And of course , the evergreen “next slide please”
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 28, 2020 9:43:10 GMT
“Somewhere between 0.7 and 0.9”
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Post by telfordstoke on Jun 28, 2020 9:47:05 GMT
And opticians are going to be turned into comedians overnight and forever more courtesy of Cummings/Gove
opt: How is your eyesight. Me: I’m struggling in one eye and think it’s deteriorating Opt: So have you been for a drive to test it.?!
BOOM BOOM!
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Post by somersetstokie on Jun 28, 2020 9:52:17 GMT
And what day is it today, duck?
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Post by hoffgreen on Jun 28, 2020 12:38:25 GMT
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 28, 2020 12:43:42 GMT
Chinese virus. When the clown in the Whitehouse bullishly churned it out that was vile. And turned out to be severely irresponsible.
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Post by hoffgreen on Jun 28, 2020 13:08:52 GMT
Chinese virus. When the clown in the Whitehouse bullishly churned it out that was vile. And turned out to be severely irresponsible. CNN and BBC consumer alert. You will consume state propaganda or you will be deleted.
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Post by JoeinOz on Jun 28, 2020 13:32:04 GMT
Chinese virus. When the clown in the Whitehouse bullishly churned it out that was vile. And turned out to be severely irresponsible. CNN and BBC consumer alert. You will consume state propaganda or you will be deleted. What's your point?
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Post by salopstick on Jun 28, 2020 19:36:04 GMT
And opticians are going to be turned into comedians overnight and forever more courtesy of Cummings/Gove opt: How is your eyesight. Me: I’m struggling in one eye and think it’s deteriorating Opt: So have you been for a drive to test it.?! BOOM BOOM! Next April 21 me and a few others are riding 300 miles from market Drayton to Barnard Castle and back in 24 hours do celebrate Mrs Cummins birthday We will be raising a couple of £ for guide dogs for the blind
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Post by starkiller on Jun 29, 2020 11:46:56 GMT
This comes straight from 1984 speak. If it's new it's not normal. If it is distant it is not social. Freedom is slavery...
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2020 12:50:57 GMT
"We've pulled out all the stops to support both the Employed, and the Self-Employed, alike".
Well you haven't really, have you? You've told newly self-employed people that they get zilch, despite having paid NI all of their working lives via employment.
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 29, 2020 22:04:47 GMT
“Now, more than ever”. Used by Supermarket and bank adverts.
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Post by Gods on Jun 30, 2020 11:27:09 GMT
Wack-A-Mole
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Post by thequietman on Jun 30, 2020 11:29:49 GMT
Support bubbles. Reminds me of those things that bounced along the beach in The Prisoner. I offered to support Mrs Q's best friend's bubbles. Perhaps I shoudl have checked Mrs Q wasn't listening in from the kitchen. P.S. it's taken me 2 hours to type this with both arms now in plaster ...
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Post by GrahamHyde on Jun 30, 2020 11:46:50 GMT
"Build, Build, Build"
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2020 12:14:27 GMT
'If Boris had acted earlier'. The virus experts. Plenty on the thread
' self isolate'...how else do you isolate ?
'what are you listening to right now?' I don't care about your hippie music
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Post by thehartshillbadger on Jun 30, 2020 12:18:00 GMT
“If we all use common sense” Good luck with that one!
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Post by Gods on Jun 30, 2020 12:22:10 GMT
'If Boris had acted earlier'. The virus experts. Plenty on the thread ' self isolate'...how else do you isolate ? 'what are you listening to right now?' I don't care about your hippie music Fair play to you, the last one made me laugh! Gods (hippie wannabe)
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Post by Gods on Jun 30, 2020 12:24:54 GMT
“If we all use common sense” Good luck with that one! I always feel if you want to get the measure of the great British public just spend a little time in one of our motorway service stations. You can immediately see common sense is in short supply !! :-)
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Post by somersetstokie on Jun 30, 2020 12:36:31 GMT
(And of course it is a known fact that Common Sense is not actually all that common).
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Post by Orbs on Jun 30, 2020 13:32:08 GMT
'I think you're on mute.'
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Post by butlerstbob on Jun 30, 2020 14:32:32 GMT
"stop watching porn" or "what porn are you listening to watching right now?"
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